How is the MFPer above going to die?

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Just_J_Now

Died of old age, 112, while peacefully asleep.

cmDaffy

Died while texting. She walked out into the street and didn't see the moving van barreling down on her

slimgirljo15

Toxic shock

Just_J_Now

Hair salon accident. Fried under the hair dryer.

slimgirljo15

Bad batch of moonshine

FabulousFantasticFifty

She mistook Rocket Fuel for her Rocket Fuel!

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FabulousFantasticFifty

She wasn't watching her drink at the club and was never heard from again

Wonderwomanvik

Eaten by a pack of hungry wolves

Mountainbum777

Tragic duck hunting accident.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He lost his shades at the most inopportune time, they would have really helped when he dropped a glass in the garbage disposal and it shot out a shard that pierced his eye and entered his brain! So sad!

slimgirljo15

Relaxing in the tub when the hairdryer fell in ..ziittt

_Sparky_

The final thrust, maybe too hard?

JoeyTajzai

Hit by a blimp.. Rip sparky.

slimgirljo15

Playing russian roulette..he lost

AlphaCajun

Trip over own shoelace into fiery pit of death, probably.

slimgirljo15

Viagra OD

jennahudson01

Estrogen pills OD caused her breasts to grow and burst

Wonderwomanvik

Bloody mary

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her reflection in the mirror ended up being her Doppelganger and came through the glass to suck the life out of her!

Actual Crime scene photo:

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finny11122

Tactical nuclear weapon

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Intestinal rupture.

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FabulousFantasticFifty

He flexed so hard that he had an Aneurysm!

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Hanged for piracy.

FabulousFantasticFifty

His Duck became rabid and quacked him to death!

finny11122

Serial killer