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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Thisnameischosen wrote: »
    Man flu.

    What's man flu? Have I been in danger all this time????
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,771 Member
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    handyrunner wrote: »
    Thisnameischosen wrote: »
    Man flu.

    What's man flu? Have I been in danger all this time????

    It's a disease that only attacks men in the winter months. It's very debilitating and causes the sufferer to be bed ridden and incapable of doing anything for themselves for the best part of a week. The only way to survive is to have a good woman on hand to help with everything and make it all better. Otherwise, death is a certainty.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    She died in the kitchen trying to make food to combat the man flu... Her skills were not up to par I guess.
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,771 Member
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    ^^ you cut me deep.

    Heart attack during a dance off with Michael flatley.
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    Choked on a turkey bone
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    She tried sliding down the chimney and well.....
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Was killed by a candy cane shiv
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,771 Member
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    Pine allergy.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
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    Tried to get her stocking filled

    Not sure how she died but it's christmasy
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    Died of shock and a broken heart when she realised Santa is not real.
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,771 Member
    edited December 2015
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    Lmao

    Poisoned by a jealous elf after santa declared him the best toy maker in the land.
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
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    hah!

    Committed suicide when she didn't get enough toys this year.
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    Drowned in a mountain of toys
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    Serial killer. Specifically targeted ladies named bonny
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
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    tried to bench a car
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,771 Member
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    Possessed by a demon. When the holy water hit him it burned right through his skull into his brain. Cause of death: brain melt.
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
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    Gagged on the holy water, thought it was normal water.....
  • kittyebony
    kittyebony Posts: 35 Member
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    Locked in a freezer

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