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How is the MFPer above going to die?

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  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Mistaken for a dictator who ruled a small island nation, and assasinated by ninjas.
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
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    Took a selfie in front of a 10-foot high pyramid of avocados when things went AWRY.

  • GMAC2016
    GMAC2016 Posts: 249 Member
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    Became to obsessed with taking selfies in the mirror and starved to death
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
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    Went fishing in the Amazon but a sea serpent had other ideas. No open casket funeral for this fella!
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Fought the Kraken valiantly, but lost. :(
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    jumping from the 3rd floor window when she got spooked by my puppy
  • GMAC2016
    GMAC2016 Posts: 249 Member
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    He's not, he's invincible.
  • BreezyPeezy5
    BreezyPeezy5 Posts: 8,059 Member
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    The fish got away from him and he jumped in the lake, the fish bit his leg, and he drowned.
  • Rob_C4S
    Rob_C4S Posts: 49 Member
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    Playing leapfrog with a unicorn.
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
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    Car accident - failed to heed the "objects in mirror are closer than they appear"...
    #theobjectwasacliff
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited June 2016
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    ***long reply alert***

    It was a sunny morning at the local library and she was proud of herself as she had stayed under her calorie intake for 38 consecutive days. Beaming with pride, she decided to reward herself by reading the cliff notes to all the classic novels. Unfortunately, in her reading frenzy, she suffers a paper cut while turning one of the pages. She fails to address the minor cut and it eventually becomes infected. On her way home (not wearing her seatbelt) and still gleaming with joy of her accomplishments, she is involved in a 7 car accident on the freeway. Her body is thrown out the car, through the windshield, landing on the side of the road a few feet from the poisonous rattlesnake. Naturally, the rattlesnake approaches and strikes her several times injecting its venom. The paramedics arrive via life-flight as they transport her to the nearest hospital. Once there, she is rushed to ER as they address all of her injuries. Miraculously and after 2 weeks in ICU, she recovers from all of her injuries and is discharged from the hospital. As she is helped into her vehicle, she bumps her head gently causing a subarachnoid hemorrhage and ultimately her death - RIP laura...
    #thinkoflauralaughdontcry
    #iknowshedwantitthatway
  • BreezyPeezy5
    BreezyPeezy5 Posts: 8,059 Member
    edited June 2016
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    She didn't die. She became a zombie.
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    Attacked by a horde of kindergarten zombies
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
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    He's not. I will save him :kissing_heart:
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    Mr Stabbypants already has a plot to eliminate her. We'll assume he succeeds :cry:
  • myfightforfitness
    myfightforfitness Posts: 136 Member
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    What a morbid forum...
  • let_me_clip_dirty_wings
    let_me_clip_dirty_wings Posts: 2,910 Member
    edited June 2016
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    Although she ran, she ran so far away - she ultimately was eaten by a flock of seagulls...
    #couldntgetaway

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