How is the MFPer above going to die?

jbuzzed

Russian roulette

slimgirljo15

Ran with scissors in his hand...

jbuzzed

Can legs be too muscular?

Lack of coordination at an aerobic class. Fell and broke neck

slimgirljo15

Burglary gone wrong

finny11122

Chokes on a boiled sweet today

slimgirljo15

Severe haemorroids.....

slimgirljo15

Laxatives OD

Sparky_1113

falls into the outhouse holeand drowns

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Laxatives OD

Whats up with this today lmao

slimgirljo15

Lol..
Plain old everyday heart attack

Sparky_1113

eaten by dingos

slimgirljo15

Ate himself to death

slimgirljo15

That smile is actually a grimace..gas was building in his gut...5 days from now ..his guts burst..

Sparky_1113

dies watching too many Gilligans Island reruns

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

That smile is actually a grimace..gas was building in his gut...5 days from now ..his guts burst..

I burst out laughing at that one ^^

GreenGoddess22

Smothered by the midgets giving him a lap dance.

blu_de_ville

Got turned into a statue upon gazing at medusa

Sparky_1113

The fleas of a thousand camels flew up his nose

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Sparky_1113

Crushed in Black Friday crowd

blu_de_ville

AIDS

GreenGoddess22

Sword fight

DrFever100

A violent explosion when she tries to cheat by biting into a never ending gobstopper

FabulousFantasticFifty

His lil pup turns rabid and mauls him in his jugular!

Sparky_1113

A little girl decides to take her apart

lunidevojka

while sleeping beside his cat, whom has evil thoughts brewing, he doesn't notice this claw come up and slit his throat. The cat grins.

Sparky_1113

lmao she would never!!

stake through the heart!

47Jacqueline

Her cat never moves and he starves to death

Sparky_1113

Thinking she really is a fairy.. jumps

slimgirljo15

Chucky...got him

Sparky_1113

Axe murderer

slimgirljo15

Jilted lover set him on fire as he slept in bed