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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Her benefactors killed her after she planted the car bomb. She was in too deep.0
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she said bomb on an airplane. secret agents took her away and she was gone forever
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He got too friendly with what he thought was a Fellow Jersey Devil but it ended up being the Chupacabra and it ate him!0
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While at a secluded cabin, she set the fire and waited for her lover, not knowing she was an Axe murderer. Well you know the rest.0
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Freak Fondue Forking0
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Drinking vodka while soaking in the bath...too many vodkas..slipped under the water and drowned0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Drinking vodka while soaking in the bath...too many vodkas..slipped under the water and drowned
That's how I want to go
Thought Trampolining by the canyon was a good idea
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He invented a new type of shorts that reached levels of tightness heretofore thought unattainable. Well, there was a reason for that. They became so tight that they cut off his legs and he bled out in under 30 seconds.0
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his blinds came alive and the pull string attacked him0
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Was on a nature hike and was mistaken for a Walker! Daaang!!! right in the middle of the forehead!
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Wore the wrong outfit to the duck hunt
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Syphilis0
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He bought a big exotic plant that produce twice as much oxygen as other plants but it ate him0
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used a mislabeled honey jar as sunblock..stung to death0
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Stroke0
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Croc attack0
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Constuction crane falls on her,, she was told not to take that short cut thoughthe constution site.0
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By You?? what a way to die!!@slimgirljo15 wrote: »Stroke
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Stuck his finger in the socket one too many times! How do you think he got his name?0
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Hair got caught in an escalator. It was messy.0
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Leaped from lovers leap, didnt have a gf,, nobody knows why he did it, was it the duck?0
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Chooks pecked him to death0
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Sky diving.. forgot her chute0
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Just because you can buy pills that work on elephants doesn't mean your heart can handle it.0
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went on a midnight run his usual route not expecting to come into contact with the slender man. The duck was his partner in crime. Damn duck.0
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She killed Santa, but without realising that she would I turn become Santa, she tried to go down the chimney, but the fire was lit and she caught alight...0
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Prison, you know them boys don't cum easy0
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@Gustaaf85 wrote: »Going to abduct her
Bind her on a table in a room full of plastic and going to use my knives on her.
After a few hours, she will begging me to kill her already, they all do!
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Someone sneaks into his room and holds a pillow over his face0
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Are you sure they didnt succeed..maybe they did and you are actually a ghost..dead ..but don't know it ..0
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