How is the MFPer above going to die?

LiftingRiot

Thought he was a super hero and tried to fight crime at night.... he lasted one night

RunTimer

singing in acid rain

lunidevojka

got eaten by a crocoidle while in a safari

lunidevojka

*on a safari

LiftingRiot

she ran out in the rain in a dramatic fashion after her boyfriend broke up with her. Her heavily applied mascara started running into her eyes and she was blinded and walked into traffic being hit by a vehicle with whom the driver was the person sleeping with her newly ex boyfriend.... The driver was also a boy... dun dun dun

lunidevojka

was left for friends in the dessert and eaten by coyotes, vultures and salamanders.

lunidevojka

*dead by friends

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Made her slip-n-slide a little too slippery and didn't stop at the end. Kept going and slammed into a wall at 70mph.

RunTimer

saving the lives of every last MFPeep on earth

47Jacqueline

Didn't understand the principle of propulsion and when he jumped off a cliff, he was surprised to find himself falling faster than expected, but it was the impact that killed him, not the speed at which he fell.

lunidevojka

Went swimming drunk, and well you know the rest..

RunTimer

Mistook a train tunnel for a parking garage entrance

Thisnameischosen

Took acid, thought he could fly.. He could not..

LiftingRiot

D pics overload from MFP, she collapsed into a coma never to wake up again

lunidevojka

someone put poison in his water while.he worked out
Jealous gym rat or crazy ex. Nobody will ever know.

RunTimer

@LiftingRiot pushed her (and blamed it on @Thisnameischosen )

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

He tried to spin his dreads around rocker style, they wrapped around his neck and strangled him!

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Timshel_

Directed solar flare.

Poof.

RunTimer

screwed the wrong wattage light bulb into the wrong socket

Timshel_

accidental ExLax overdoes and die a very sh!tty death.

RunTimer

attended TRUST meeting. During the "Turn around and fall" portion, no one caught . Critically smashed head

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burning2much

From morbid curiosity

slimgirljo15

Doused in petrol and set alight....

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Timshel_

Orgasm heart attack. Came and went at the same time.

slimgirljo15

^^haha...accidental whack to the balls playing tennis..ruptured a blood vessel..died with balls the size of soccer balls

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slimgirljo15

Leprosy