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How is the MFPer above going to die?
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Thought he was a super hero and tried to fight crime at night.... he lasted one night0
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singing in acid rain0
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got eaten by a crocoidle while in a safari0
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*on a safari0
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she ran out in the rain in a dramatic fashion after her boyfriend broke up with her. Her heavily applied mascara started running into her eyes and she was blinded and walked into traffic being hit by a vehicle with whom the driver was the person sleeping with her newly ex boyfriend.... The driver was also a boy... dun dun dun0
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was left for friends in the dessert and eaten by coyotes, vultures and salamanders.0
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*dead by friends0
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Made her slip-n-slide a little too slippery and didn't stop at the end. Kept going and slammed into a wall at 70mph.0
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saving the lives of every last MFPeep on earth0
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Didn't understand the principle of propulsion and when he jumped off a cliff, he was surprised to find himself falling faster than expected, but it was the impact that killed him, not the speed at which he fell.
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Went swimming drunk, and well you know the rest..0
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Mistook a train tunnel for a parking garage entrance0
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Took acid, thought he could fly.. He could not..0
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D pics overload from MFP, she collapsed into a coma never to wake up again0
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someone put poison in his water while.he worked out
Jealous gym rat or crazy ex. Nobody will ever know.0 -
@LiftingRiot pushed her (and blamed it on @Thisnameischosen )0
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He tried to spin his dreads around rocker style, they wrapped around his neck and strangled him!0
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Directed solar flare.
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screwed the wrong wattage light bulb into the wrong socket0
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accidental ExLax overdoes and die a very sh!tty death.0
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attended TRUST meeting. During the "Turn around and fall" portion, no one caught . Critically smashed head
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From morbid curiosity0
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Doused in petrol and set alight....0
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Orgasm heart attack. Came and went at the same time.0
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^^haha...accidental whack to the balls playing tennis..ruptured a blood vessel..died with balls the size of soccer balls 0
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Leprosy0
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