What's the poster above' dirty little secret??

shanae727

she has so many..

gcibsthom

She teaches a class to special forces troops in "how to kick-*kitten* on the battlefield"

Flapjack_Mollases

She is bald, and is wearing a pony tail hat.

Gimsteinn

He's always hungry

_RNR_

She wants to send me a FR

Flapjack_Mollases

HeyaBerg wrote: »

He's always hungry

That's funny. I really like this picture, and when I showed my wife, she said, "well, that sums you up pretty well, you are always hungry." I told her that's not really what I was shooting for.

vikinglander

For @HeyaBerg: Those are actual horns...

Damned lag...

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MrStabbems

this picture was taken before a unfortunate vending machine rage episode.

JustMissTracy

He has Lucifer's eyes....that's why he hides them from us....if we look into them too long, we're instantly *kitten*.....

Gimsteinn

Actually, he has the prettiest green eyes I've seen.. they're like emeralds.. Aaaand that's totally out of character.. I won't do it again, I promise.

Trazy is actually JR Rowling

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her horns come out only on the weekends!

finny11122

She sits on santa's lap every year at the shopping centre . Asks him for naughty gifts .

BigDougie1211

He prefers Lynyrd Skynyrds recent albums.

FabulousFantasticFifty

BigDougie only stands 4'8"!

Flapjack_Mollases

He licks all the white stuff off the oreos and puts them back in the container.

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synchkat

her socks...been wearing the same pair for 18 days

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striderb

She likes going to all the local malls and giving Santa lap dances.

ilfaith

His mustache is fake. He glues it on with spirit gum every morning.

slinkybinkydog

She eats men for breakfast

NewlifeinNW

She purposefully got bitten by a radioactive spider. Now calls herself Arachnia

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ilfaith

Uses marshmallow fluff as a personal lubricant

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ClubSilencio

Her famous bolognese sauce recipe calls for a dog's ear sweat

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ClubSilencio

She sacrifices her socks to the gods after every workout.

Seanjames123

Isnt even a construction worker lol