What's the poster above' dirty little secret??

cmDaffy

She has TinkerBell in a jar!

NewlifeinNW

She tinkles in jars only. She's a germophobe, refuses to use public restrooms.

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VanishingNachos

she has an enormous crush on me

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was the inspiration for Yukon Cornelius on Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer

gcibsthom

Her shades are actually x-ray glasses so she can see everybody naked

BreezyPeezy5

His glasses are x-ray vision glasses. Don't let him fool you.

synchkat

She's got x Ray contacts. Very sneaky madam

FabulousFantasticFifty

She really has no clue how to skate!

NewlifeinNW

When she works on houses, she wears nothing but a tool belt.

cmDaffy

He likes to do interesting things with his "tools"

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NewlifeinNW

She has developed a white chocolate brownie that is now in the test market phase.

RunHardBeStrong

He keeps a stash of special brownies in his work desk

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RunHardBeStrong

She wishes I would market it as a new perfume line

musclegood_fatbad

Notices hair on her food but eats it anyway

RunHardBeStrong

Use to work at a pizza joint and put extra curly hairs on his enemies pizzas when they came through

NewlifeinNW

She is the world's foremost expert on wombat mating rituals

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NewlifeinNW

Keeps asking me to call her "my little wombat"

RunHardBeStrong

nicknamed "it" little wombat

closetlibrarian

Can put "air quotes" around things using just her facial expressions

Gimsteinn

She has a real size clown doll in her closet

brandivestal

A bottle of wine and chocolate

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Gimsteinn

Donuts, brownies and chocolate.

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Gimsteinn

She's Scarlet Johansson *kitten* double