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What's the poster above' dirty little secret??
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Has not had sex with a real live person in over ten years ..
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Drives passed my house and never knock on my door for a cup of jo
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Lol..has 588 adult toys
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Aww Dan..that was only half of the collection..
His real name is not Dan..its Montgomery Fortescue Aloysious esquire the 3rd..0 -
Loves to eat Cheetos in bed0
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He sneaks bacon fat in all of his protein shakes!0
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Doesnt wash after peeing0
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Masturbates over barbie dolls0
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Collects " used " Barbie dolls.0
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Stands 4'11" and wears cheekless chaps to the drum circle on Thursday nights.0
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likes to wear ladies silk undergarments0
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She stuffs her bra0
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Pees doing a handstand0
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Diick so small he pees on his shoes0
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He licks all the flavor off of Pringles and then puts them back in the can and secretly laughs when other people eat them.0
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Eats cookies without logging them..0
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Likes to wear a Betty Crocker apron on special occasions.0
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^^ So does he..plays peek a boo with it 0
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Nun...in hiding0
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That's not a lightsaber0
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Appears shy but actually has quite a well stocked harem0
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She runs a home for retired Vixens0
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Lives in the home I run 0
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He is very wealthy but knows nothing about manners!0
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She's a vampire queen who drinks the blood of ardent admirers to maintain her youth!
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Has to sleep with a teddy bear she has had since she was a baby0
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Has a freezer full of Toaster Strudel.0
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