What's the poster above' dirty little secret??

Drives passed my house and never knock on my door for a cup of jo

Aww Dan..that was only half of the collection..

His real name is not Dan..its Montgomery Fortescue Aloysious esquire the 3rd..

He sneaks bacon fat in all of his protein shakes!

Masturbates over barbie dolls

Stands 4'11" and wears cheekless chaps to the drum circle on Thursday nights.

She stuffs her bra

Pees doing a handstand

He licks all the flavor off of Pringles and then puts them back in the can and secretly laughs when other people eat them.

Likes to wear a Betty Crocker apron on special occasions.