How to Lie on Your Food Logging and Still Feel Righteous

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  • missblondi2u
    missblondi2u Posts: 851 Member
    Bravo!
  • CoffeeNCardio
    CoffeeNCardio Posts: 1,847 Member
    OMG THIS IS AMAZING LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
  • JustaJoe00
    JustaJoe00 Posts: 777 Member
    Oh man, yes....i'm so bad with it all that i say "i'm not tracking my intake".......good and bad to it....i know i know...we all have to live with ourselves, right?
  • hill8570
    hill8570 Posts: 1,466 Member
    You forgot "don't log <bag of candy / half stick of butter / cup of dog food> because my MFP friends might yell at me".
  • desweds
    desweds Posts: 126 Member
    hill8570 wrote: »
    You forgot "don't log <bag of candy / half stick of butter / cup of dog food> because my MFP friends might yell at me".

    Oh NONONO! Lying to our friends is the kind where YOU KNOW YOU ARE LYING! That's not the right kind of lying! If you KNOW you are lying you'll eventually start to feel guilty and shamed and responsible then start not lying.

    We want to avoid that kind of lying and stick to the kind where we can be pompous and good and then post on MFP moaning the fact we can't get past our plateau/1200 cal/genetics and can straight faced ignore basic thermodynamics.

    Remember Hill3570: "The perfect lie is the one we ourselves believe" - Desweds, MFP, 2015



  • hill8570
    hill8570 Posts: 1,466 Member
    @desweds I stand corrected. I feel so guilty not even being able to lie correctly. This MFP thing is hard.
  • gdyment
    gdyment Posts: 299 Member
    Way more accurate than I care to admit.
  • desweds
    desweds Posts: 126 Member
    Thanks!
  • LionessWhispers
    LionessWhispers Posts: 69 Member
    Oh my gosh I'm dying over here. You, sir, are hysterical. This is so good. Gold stars for you!!
  • RodaRose
    RodaRose Posts: 9,562 Member
    That cracks me up. :mrgreen:
  • auddii
    auddii Posts: 15,357 Member
    This needs a bump.
  • tincanonastring
    tincanonastring Posts: 3,944 Member
    auddii wrote: »
    This needs a bump.

    Here you go!

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  • ShinyFuture
    ShinyFuture Posts: 314 Member
    Omg, who told you about my zero calorie olive oil!?!
  • Dnarules
    Dnarules Posts: 2,081 Member
    How did I miss this? Love it.
  • 42firm03
    42firm03 Posts: 115 Member
    Dnarules wrote: »
    How did I miss this? Love it.

    +1
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,190 Member
    I still love this thread.
  • beaniebergh
    beaniebergh Posts: 12 Member
    I think I love you.... :)
  • senecarr
    senecarr Posts: 5,377 Member
    beaniebergh wrote: »
    I think I love you.... :)

    So what are you so afraid of?
  • blkandwhite77
    blkandwhite77 Posts: 281 Member
    Lol the bacon grease!!! I seriously had an argument with myself about if I could away with not counting the bacon grease to cook my hash browns in since I already counted the bacon. I was so sad to pour out the grease and use a spray of Pam instead lol 1 quick spray not 1/3 of the can lol
  • desweds
    desweds Posts: 126 Member
    senecarr wrote: »
    beaniebergh wrote: »
    I think I love you.... :)

    So what are you so afraid of?

    I'm afraid that I'm not sure of...
  • sarahdayski
    sarahdayski Posts: 125 Member
    So guilty of a couple of them!
  • desweds
    desweds Posts: 126 Member
    blkandwhite77 wrote: »
    Lol the bacon grease!!! I seriously had an argument with myself about if I could away with not counting the bacon grease to cook my hash browns in since I already counted the bacon. I was so sad to pour out the grease and use a spray of Pam instead lol 1 quick spray not 1/3 of the can lol

    Don't do that! Cook those eggs in the grease - just count the calories is all.
  • Serah87
    Serah87 Posts: 5,481 Member
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  • wizzybeth
    wizzybeth Posts: 3,578 Member
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  • cgisme2014
    cgisme2014 Posts: 18 Member
    One you missed was Always eat tidbits from your partners plate - the calories belong to them >:)
  • Ioras88
    Ioras88 Posts: 57 Member
    *buries face in hands*
    I forgot to log my cooking oil. Thanks for the reminder. :'D Great post overall!
  • Healthydiner65
    Healthydiner65 Posts: 1,553 Member
    Right On!
  • joinn68
    joinn68 Posts: 480 Member
    edited December 2015
    @desweds how did you know??? I am lmao .
    Verified, schmerified? Too true. Depending on whether I am within calories for the day or going overboard I will chose one items or another in the DB :D

    Another one:
    Tasting doesn't have calories. I only dipped my finger once, or twice... or "tasted" with a serving spoon; so its not THAT many calories!
  • Verity1111
    Verity1111 Posts: 3,309 Member
    Lol Funny but hey I do a lot of those and still lose weight. It is about knowing your comfort zone, being honest with yourself and knowing your body. I know when I have been extra active, that I lose weight on more calories than most people my size and that the 100calories of oil I used are nothing compared to the entire 18" pizza I had a few days before lol so I feel it isnt that necessary sometimes to log it. It depends on my mood. :) If it works for me, that's what matters to me. Also, I have found I actually do measure almost everything perfectly by eye. I checked with a scale. I did think I could eat a lot less pasta though so I was kind of missing out before lol
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Verity1111 wrote: »
    Lol Funny but hey I do a lot of those and still lose weight. It is about knowing your comfort zone, being honest with yourself and knowing your body. I know when I have been extra active, that I lose weight on more calories than most people my size and that the 100calories of oil I used are nothing compared to the entire 18" pizza I had a few days before lol so I feel it isnt that necessary sometimes to log it. It depends on my mood. :) If it works for me, that's what matters to me. Also, I have found I actually do measure almost everything perfectly by eye. I checked with a scale. I did think I could eat a lot less pasta though so I was kind of missing out before lol

    If you do all those things, then isn't that not being honest with yourself? Which was kind of the whole point of the post?

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