Max's Halloween Greetings
Dear @Lind5ay90
When I saw you it was love at first sight. Of course it was through a rifle scope and my pants were down.
Sincerely,
Max
PS. BEFORE ANYONE FREAKS OUT, THESE GREETINGS ARE TO MY FRIENDS WHO GET MY SENSE OF HUMOR.
When I saw you it was love at first sight. Of course it was through a rifle scope and my pants were down.
Sincerely,
Max
PS. BEFORE ANYONE FREAKS OUT, THESE GREETINGS ARE TO MY FRIENDS WHO GET MY SENSE OF HUMOR.
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O.k.
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Dear Trick or Treater @GreenGoddess22
Do me a favor and swallow this diamond. I will come over in about 12 hours to get it back.
Max.
I don't swallow.
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GreenGoddess22 wrote: »Dear Trick or Treater @GreenGoddess22
Do me a favor and swallow this diamond. I will come over in about 12 hours to get it back.
Max.
I don't swallow.
It's ok. I do.
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Dear @_John_ , my Autumn Interrogative Answerer,
Q. What is the best thing to come out of a bucket of cheap wine?
A. The courage to saw out your spine.
Happy Halloween.
Sincerely,
Max
I just got Jason on MKX mobile...so there will be plenty of spine sawing in my future...particularly when you kill my slasher card twice when I have at least 1 bar...0 -
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GreenGoddess22 wrote: »Dear Trick or Treater @GreenGoddess22
Do me a favor and swallow this diamond. I will come over in about 12 hours to get it back.
Max.
I don't swallow.
It's ok. I do.
Ah my dirty little friend....this is why we are so good together
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Dear @JenAndSome , my Trick or Treat friend,
It saddens me that Halloween can come only once a year. I am more frequent than that.
Dress skimpy,
Max
You know me so well.
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Dearest @mistym3193 , my plastic spider ring wearer,
Some people see a graveyard as a peaceful repository of former people. I see it as a promising collection of future lovers.
Lend me your shovel.
Max
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