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Max's Halloween Greetings

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  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    @Maximus So atrocious! You poor fella, don't be sad... Have a candy.
  • lunidevojka
    lunidevojka Posts: 9,048 Member
    Maximus wrote: »
    Dearest @HannaSusi , My Costumed Fall Friend,

    What do you plan on doing when the clock strikes midnight? Me? I will be trying to hold the gun steady as I watch you perform an unconvincing striptease.

    Max

    These are interesting. Lol :D
  • HannaSusi
    HannaSusi Posts: 857 Member
    edited October 2015
    Dear @Maximus ,

    when the clock strikes, so shall I. If the striptease was unconvincing, it was only because I was reaching for the hidden knife.
    The fastest way to a mans heart is, after all, through his ribcage.

    Hanna
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  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Maximus wrote: »
    So many of my greetings were addressed to people who have since deactivated.


    Or died....y_thinking.gif

    Maybe they were catfish
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    PurringMyrrh wrote: »
    Maximus wrote: »
    Dear @PurringMyrrh

    I am making out my materials list for your Halloween Party tonight. So far I have a box full of condoms and a heart full of revenge. Am I missing anything?

    Max

    P.S. Oh yes. The bone saw.

    Believe it or not, I actually have my own saw. And the only thing you'll be missing is your bone, after we cut it off and bury it in my lady garden.
    <3

    Aww, I loved this!

    Only 5 1/2 months and it will be relevant again.
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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Maximus wrote: »
    Dear @pudgy1977, my 2016 Nominee for sweating sex in the graveyard:

    As you cast your vote next week, be sure to close the drape behind you. The gasp that others will hear from your both will not be from your selection of politicians to be choose from but will the the air escaping your lungs as I carve "Let's Make Max Happy Again" into your diaphragm.

    Yours truly,

    Max

    P.S. Trump won't be the only one to grab you there.

    Dear @Maximus , It is eerily similar to a dressing room... Oh, and Im flattered to make your list :)
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  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    PlaydohPants wrote: »
    Maximus wrote: »
    Dear @PlaydohPants, my gender-bending spooking goblin:

    For some, today is known as Reformation Day. Not for me. 25 years in prison did nothing to reform me, only sharping my hate for carbon units in general. Welcome to my FL.

    Max


    :joy: "gender-bending" :joy: no idea what made you think that!

    Cause he's Max. :s
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • toned_thugs_n_harmony
    toned_thugs_n_harmony Posts: 1,001 Member
    and to think i almost didn't open this thread
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    edited November 2016
    Maximus wrote: »
    Dear @synchkat, our ice staking witchy witch:

    Has anyone ever used you as the landing point for a double axel? My skates are pretty dull but let's see if I can stick the landing.

    Max

    P.S. Hope you go commando during our platter lift.

    I wasn't your first to send wishes to????
    And I'm repulsed to make your list
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    Bahahahaha! I went back and read the comments from last year. Spitters are quitters! :D
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