CRAZIEST thing you've ever done

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  • Nina1007
    Nina1007 Posts: 150
    once when i was younger, i cooked a 3-minute egg for 2 minutes and 55 seconds.

    i know? right?? youth. :laugh:

    I cooked frozen chicken in the microwave that only had oven directions on the package. That was crazy!

    I saw an episode of Married w/ Children where she cooked a frozen burger patty in the toaster, and I tried it. It fricken worked! I was 13 at the time and my parents yelled at me saying I could've started a fire blah blah blah. Not the craziest thing I've done but it is what it is.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    That I can state in an open forum, I beat the mess out of a woman on the street in Tokyo on Christmas Eve because she tried to snatch my purse off my shoulder. Instead of it coming off my shoulder, she tripped and fell, still holding my purse straps, so I started hitting her until she let go. People walked by nervously laughing because the lady pushing the baby in a stroller was beating up the other lady trying to steal her purse.

    I do not advocate violence and am in fact a pacifist. I don't even know what came over me. I went home and cried about it.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    That I can state in an open forum, I beat the mess out of a woman on the street in Tokyo on Christmas Eve because she tried to snatch my purse off my shoulder. Instead of it coming off my shoulder, she tripped and fell, still holding my purse straps, so I started hitting her until she let go. People walked by nervously laughing because the lady pushing the baby in a stroller was beating up the other lady trying to steal her purse.

    I do not advocate violence and am in fact a pacifist. I don't even know what came over me. I went home and cried about it.


    Awwww! I love you!
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    That I can state in an open forum, I beat the mess out of a woman on the street in Tokyo on Christmas Eve because she tried to snatch my purse off my shoulder. Instead of it coming off my shoulder, she tripped and fell, still holding my purse straps, so I started hitting her until she let go. People walked by nervously laughing because the lady pushing the baby in a stroller was beating up the other lady trying to steal her purse.

    I do not advocate violence and am in fact a pacifist. I don't even know what came over me. I went home and cried about it.


    Awwww! I love you!

    ME TOO!!! You did what you had to!
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    Lost a knife fight with a gibbon.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Lost a knife fight with a gibbon.

    I love a good gibbon fight.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Lost a knife fight with a gibbon.

    I was reading about ninja monkeys tonight on a friend's wall. A good gibbon fight, though. That's badass.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Here's another good one, one time I was on my way to a party and my car died. It wasn't registered in my name and I had no money to fix it so I just left it on the side of the road. Looking back it was probably something dumb that would have cost like $200 to fix. I had better things to do.
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    Jumped off the back ramp of a C-130.


    No wait. Once I peed in the shower.
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    Lost a knife fight with a gibbon.

    I love a good gibbon fight.

    He bested me fair and square. Quite the sportsman, he was.
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    Running in front of a car to save a cat who was sleeping in the road.
    Narrowly missed getting hit, got nasty road rash, but I saved the cat. :)

    your my hero i love cats
  • elainecroft
    elainecroft Posts: 595 Member
    Flew with my co-pilot (aka now-husband) across the country in a small plane that went 70 mph with no money or plans other than "get there". Involved some wilderness camping, some couch surfing, and eating a lot of granola bars. We loved every minute of it.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    OP, yours was a hoot.

    We strung an empty budweiser box on the flag pole of the local Catholic school and strung it up.
  • daleisstayingfit
    daleisstayingfit Posts: 59
    I had sex with a stranger when I was 20 on the high school football field's 50 yard line at night
  • LJGettinSexy
    LJGettinSexy Posts: 223 Member
    craziest thing i've ever done? Dieting.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Oh shoot, I forgot one, and this one is TRUE!

    My ex and I had been to a club and we were hammered. We had sex...on a bench with on top...in front of the STATE HOUSE. No lie. I'm still amazed we got away with it.
  • Nina1007
    Nina1007 Posts: 150
    My neighbors never clean up their pets crap.. So I covered myself in dirt and laid down in their yard pretending to be a giant turd.


    LMFAO what?!
  • Gr8ChangesAhead
    Gr8ChangesAhead Posts: 836 Member
    Hard to pick just one: 16 just got my drivers permit stole my parents car and picked up a hitchhiker about a mile from a state prison only to turn on the car radio to find out 3 prisoners just escaped (scared the bejesus out of Me) pulled into the next crowded parking lot and jumped out of the car and ran inside when I came back out he was history.
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    I once put the new roll of toilet paper on facing the wrong way. For the record:

    3-17-tp.jpg
  • PetulantOne
    PetulantOne Posts: 2,131 Member
    If I told you, I'd have to kill you.
  • xxghost
    xxghost Posts: 4,697 Member
    Went scuba diving with a malfunctioning tank.

    Not crazy so much as completely and utterly terrifying.

    I haven't been diving since.
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    hmm it's a toss up:

    Unmentionable things I won't mention in public

    Flew 48 hrs on Christmas day to meet a vampire I use to play with on a RPG for over a decade (if I'm willing to mention this in public, imagine what I wouldn't!)

    Jumped out of plane.

    Was drowning and got saved by a Manatee

    Lowsided in a motorcycle accident and slid down the highway turtle style melting off my pants and sliding on my inside-out jacket. People thought I died. The bike frame broke in over 8 places. Miraculously, I broke in none. The bike is back and running and I've been out on it every day since.

    And my bf thinks it's crazy whenever we go to foreign countries and I constantly go out into the woods and eat all the wild fruits and berries, try to cuddle wildlife (with success) and catch reptiles (including venomous snakes). So far, I haven't eaten anything poisonous and have only been bitten by things that are not venomous.
  • citygirl04
    citygirl04 Posts: 286 Member
    Had sex on a picnic table
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    I once put the new roll of toilet paper on facing the wrong way. For the record:

    3-17-tp.jpg
    You, dear, do not own a cat :tongue:
  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
    I was the fourth in a love quadrangle with my best friend, her husband and his best friend.
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    I was the fourth in a love quadrangle with my best friend, her husband and his best friend.

    How did that work out? My ex wanted a threesome once. That I couldn't do.
  • CoderGal
    CoderGal Posts: 6,800 Member
    I was the fourth in a love quadrangle with my best friend, her husband and his best friend.
    That's more of a love parallelogram, really :tongue:
  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
    I was the fourth in a love quadrangle with my best friend, her husband and his best friend.

    How did that work out? My ex wanted a threesome once. That I couldn't do.

    I'm not speaking to any of them. I lost two good friends and one really good lay because I was having too much fun and they wanted to be serious.
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    I was the fourth in a love quadrangle with my best friend, her husband and his best friend.

    How did that work out? My ex wanted a threesome once. That I couldn't do.

    I'm not speaking to any of them. I lost two good friends and one really good lay because I was having too much fun and they wanted to be serious.

    Yeah, I went with my gut and am glad I did. Sorry it turned out so bad.
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    I once put the new roll of toilet paper on facing the wrong way. For the record:

    3-17-tp.jpg
    You, dear, do not own a cat :tongue:

    I have two! They're just super cool and stay away from my TP. Instead, they ruin all of my rugs. :grumble: :sad: If I can't have nice things, at least I my TP is the way I like it.:laugh:


    You were saved by a manatee?? That deserves a longer post.

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