Husban Accidentally Cheats on Wife

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  • poedunk65
    poedunk65 Posts: 1,336 Member
    Sorry but i just do not believe this story.
  • shastacrystal
    shastacrystal Posts: 262
    Reminds me of the movie Side Effects. Cray cray!!!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    My daughter was prescribed Ambien, and only took it once. She became an Indian woman named Sophia with long black braids, and there was a boy's head floating next to her, but it kept moving when she tried to touch it. After reading this, I'm thankful she can't drive!

    That was a crazy story, Wolfie!
  • atb0821
    atb0821 Posts: 458 Member
    I took an Ambien once and everyone had denim dreadlocks. It was great.
  • BiblioTrecho
    BiblioTrecho Posts: 26 Member
    My doc describes it as the Tiger trance. Apparently Tiger Woods was on something like that when we ran is SUV into the tree.

    Yeah but I think that one was called “9 iron to the head by angry wife”
  • megabyt23
    megabyt23 Posts: 580 Member
    TLDR

    Tripped and fell right? Hate it when that happens.


    ETA: Okay went back and read it. Pretty funny. But wait....if it causes amnesia, then how do you remember that the Ambien induced sex was awesome? **Bullsh|t flag has been raised**

    hahah they said the the non-drugged partner said it was more creative and inventive...the drugged partner gets screwed.

    hmm...just re-read my post. haha i meant it sucks bc supposedly they don't always remember it...but I guess they get screwed literally as well.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    derp on the typo in the title. My bad.

    As someone who has taken Ambien, I can attest that this is almost possible. What happens is you do things like normal, and at the time, you feel like there is nothing wrong with you. The next day, however, you have only the vaguest memory of things you did, and they seem like a dream. Sometimes you may find something you wrote that might have seemed brilliant at the time but makes little sense when you're not basically high.

    I dunno if he can remember NOTHING though. But then agin, the normal dose is one and he did take two... But it effects people differently too.

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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/26/ambien-notes-photos_n_3165577.html
  • kookanddra
    kookanddra Posts: 92
    Had a girlfriend that took it. Doesn't remember anything after she took it, wrecked her car, and the next thing she knew she was surrounded by cops sometime later while she was just sitting in her car.
  • Shetchncn1
    Shetchncn1 Posts: 260 Member
    There are levels to this - get on something else- you don't want a repeat. If you had sex with her how do you know it was protected? Does she have anything, will you contract anything. Will you give something unknowingly to your wife.

    Your in a huge pickle on the cheating part. If my husband was on a drug that caused a side effect of amnesia and he cheated on me. Yeah.. it would cause a grand canyon between us even though it is not truly his fault. Can't help it my territory would have been violated and I would want to kill him. But I might stay with him to work it out and work it out for the kids.

    No ambien -and he cheat - atomic BOMB would go off and effect everything and everyone. Huge difference. Good luck but if you don't tell her and she finds out your in the later category. Or at least that is my opinion. Not her not in yours/hers shoes....
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
    TLDR

    Tripped and fell right? Hate it when that happens.


    ETA: Okay went back and read it. Pretty funny. But wait....if it causes amnesia, then how do you remember that the Ambien induced sex was awesome? **Bullsh|t flag has been raised**

    hahah they said the the non-drugged partner said it was more creative and inventive...the drugged partner gets screwed.

    hmm...just re-read my post. haha i meant it sucks bc supposedly they don't always remember it...but I guess they get screwed literally as well.

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  • jbirdjr70
    jbirdjr70 Posts: 19
    I'm going to get my refills.
  • sparkly86
    sparkly86 Posts: 520 Member
    wow...but now that you know, i would explain what happened to her. otherwise you'll always feel guilty.
  • trojanbb
    trojanbb Posts: 1,297 Member
    Where can I buy ambien online?
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Could a man even achieve an erection on ambien?
  • trojanbb
    trojanbb Posts: 1,297 Member
    Could a man even achieve an erection on ambien?

    With enough Viagra anything is possible.
  • xstarxdustx
    xstarxdustx Posts: 591 Member
    Wow.
  • strozman
    strozman Posts: 2,622 Member
    I'd beat the **** out of him and chop off what little manhood he had-plus its bull**** anyway-I take Ambien lol

    Scared of you.
  • trojanbb
    trojanbb Posts: 1,297 Member
    I'd beat the **** out of him and chop off what little manhood he had-plus its bull**** anyway-I take Ambien lol

    if you have drug induced memory loss, how can you rely on your memory to conclude it's BS? you see the conundrum this innocent man is faced with?
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    A freudian slip of the physical kind, eh? Or well, repeated slipping, back and forth.
  • hedgiie
    hedgiie Posts: 1,226 Member
    lol
  • nave002
    nave002 Posts: 211 Member
    If you had sex with her how do you know it was protected? Does she have anything, will you contract anything. Will you give something unknowingly to your wife.





    This is what I'd be more concerned about!!! Very bizarre story but a definite heads up ...
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Blame it on the A-A--Ambein
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Could a man even achieve an erection on ambien?

    With enough Viagra anything is possible.

    Hmmmm would that make it premeditated amnesia?
  • StinkyWinkies
    StinkyWinkies Posts: 603 Member
    I am skeptical of this being 'true.'

    However, I did have a full blown phone conversation with someone after I had taken one (the call woke me) and believed the next day I had dreamt it.

    I cannot take the stuff, being a hypnotic drug, it causes me to do bad things to myself. (or did, I've not taken it in over 10 years)
  • likearadiowave
    likearadiowave Posts: 445 Member
    Does it say on the bottle that side effects include:

    mowing the lawn, doing errands, cheating on your wife/husband?

    LOL no. This story is bs, this guy just wants a free pass for his bad behaviour.
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    I'd beat the **** out of him and chop off what little manhood he had-plus its bull**** anyway-I take Ambien lol

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  • Sublimely_Self_Righteous
    Sublimely_Self_Righteous Posts: 429
    I'd beat the **** out of him and chop off what little manhood he had-plus its bull**** anyway-I take Ambien lol

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  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    As funny and far fetched as this story is, the drug sounds like a ticking time bomb of a liability suit.
  • Deipneus
    Deipneus Posts: 1,861 Member
    For some reason I can't really make myself believe that this is a true story...
    I wouldn't even suspect it.
  • Still1Workoutatatime
    Still1Workoutatatime Posts: 250 Member
    My doc describes it as the Tiger trance. Apparently Tiger Woods was on something like that when we ran is SUV into the tree.



    LOL :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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