Super annoyed - spouse habits

_lyndseybrooke_

You spend enough time with anybody and you're bound to get annoyed by some of their habits. Especially if you're as easily annoyed as I am. I know my husband is a good match for me because he only has a handful of habits that annoy me. Most people have the ability to annoy me without even doing anything.

We used to take our dog for a walk together every evening and I noticed that he was breathing through his nose instead of his mouth and it sounded really loud to me. I usually just turned it into a joke and started mocking him by breathing loudly through my nose. We'd both laugh, and then I would continue to laugh as he tried really hard to only breathe through his mouth.

He also eats ice cream cones weird, but this is WAY more funny than annoying. The first time I noticed it, I told him watching him eat ice cream was the stuff nightmares are made of. He looked at me and said, "what?" then continued to eat his ice cream. I proceeded to laugh until I cried. I still laugh whenever I think of it. I can't tell you why it's weird - it just is.

But I'm no ray of sunshine. I know I have annoying habits, too. We're human beings.

provencal73

@JeffreyMG awwwwww

TaraTall

@LyndseyLovesToLift How do you eat ice cream cones weird....?

JeffreyMGiron

TaraTall wrote: »

@LyndseyLovesToLift How do you eat ice cream cones weird....?

you start on the side and just chew right through it, im guessing, or maybe start from the bottom


@provencal73

kk_inprogress

_dracarys_ wrote: »

I mean, if my husband stuck his penis in someone else, pretty much anything he did would annoy me. But I'd probably keep it off the interwebz.

But what I do to entertain myself if I didn't have this to read? This is definitely my business, as a random stranger.

TaraTall

JeffreyMG wrote: »

TaraTall wrote: »

@LyndseyLovesToLift How do you eat ice cream cones weird....?

you start on the side and just chew right through it, im guessing, or maybe start from the bottom

Hey now, Drake.

JeffreyMGiron

TaraTall wrote: »

JeffreyMG wrote: »

TaraTall wrote: »

@LyndseyLovesToLift How do you eat ice cream cones weird....?

you start on the side and just chew right through it, im guessing, or maybe start from the bottom

Hey now, Drake.

Now we are here

devil_in_a_blue_dress

Waiting for further plot twists...

Is his affair partner in the family way?

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kiousd

Damn. The OP sounds alot like my wife... lol

tincanonastring

kiousd wrote: »

Damn. The OP sounds alot like my wife... lol

Are you boff-boffing someone on the side?

ninerbuff

Lol, I wonder what he thinks about you. Sounds like a regular marriage to me.

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kk_inprogress

ninerbuff wrote: »

Lol, I wonder what he thinks about you. Sounds like a regular marriage to me.

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I just hope you don't mean "regular marriages" should vent all over the Internet about their spouses.

ChampagneLaughter495

How about standing right next to the dirty clothes hamper while hes taking off his clothes, but still puts them on the floor?

kchuskey

To the OP. So..........Let me get this straight. Your husband of 5 years, had an affair with another woman, and that didn't even crack your top 2 things that he does, that annoys you? Interesting.