Super annoyed - spouse habits

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  • Becoming_A_Butterfly
    Becoming_A_Butterfly Posts: 2,534 Member
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    slider728 wrote: »
    All those little annoying things is what makes my wife special! Everytime I have to fix the tube of toothpaste when she squeezes it in the middle or when the car is a little low on gas when I climb in, I thank God that she is there to annoy me!

    After my father died, I remember my mother crying and saying she would give anything to have him back and doing all the little things she used to complain about. That stuck with me, so I second this post.
  • dewsmom78
    dewsmom78 Posts: 498 Member
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    Hey now, I never said I was perfect. AND I didn't have the affair either....which is probably why I've become super annoyed. :/
  • TaraTall
    TaraTall Posts: 339 Member
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    LOL WHAT!
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
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    PLOT TWIST
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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    My wife *kitten* about how I breathe through my mouth, and chew too loudly. I find this to be hypocritical since every night she Dutch Ovens me, the cat, and the dog. It's like she ate a can of Zyklon-B for dinner, because I feel like I'm going to die from it! I've asked her if she can take Bean-O before bed but she denies having a problem.

    However, the biggest issue is that she wastes bandwidth bitching about me to strangers on a dating.. "fitness" website and watching tranny porn.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
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    EddieHaskell97 wrote: »
    My wife *kitten* about how I breathe through my mouth, and chew too loudly. I find this to be hypocritical since every night she Dutch Ovens me, the cat, and the dog. It's like she ate a can of Zyklon-B for dinner, because I feel like I'm going to die from it! I've asked her if she can take Bean-O before bed but she denies having a problem.

    However, the biggest issue is that she wastes bandwidth bitching about me to strangers on a dating.. "fitness" website and watching tranny porn.

    It's ok. She didn't have the affair.
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    edited January 2016
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    Yeah, I really hate how my husband breathes and eats too. I wish he'd just quit already.

    :o Affair plot twist
  • mbaker566
    mbaker566 Posts: 11,233 Member
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    besaro wrote: »
    i can relate, i have misophonia, and yes, people can make fun of it, or say I'm exaggerating, but it has cost me a lot over the years. i have chosen to isolate myself which is a very sad way to live. movie theaters, concerts, restaurants cause me great anxiety. Noises that are annoying to most, cause me a great deal of distress. pen clicking, nail tapping, swallowing, teeth clicking on utensils, omg, the list is long and maddening. Luckily i have someone who understands that its me and not them and is willing to let me leave the room when i get overwhelmed without getting upset with me. oh, and my noises dont bother me. lol. irony.

    yes. i have it. so miserable.
    a dr put my on medicine to help me with anxiety and that has helped tremendously

    most of my pet peeves are misophonia related
  • TaraTall
    TaraTall Posts: 339 Member
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    EddieHaskell97 wrote: »
    My wife *kitten* about how I breathe through my mouth, and chew too loudly. I find this to be hypocritical since every night she Dutch Ovens me, the cat, and the dog. It's like she ate a can of Zyklon-B for dinner, because I feel like I'm going to die from it! I've asked her if she can take Bean-O before bed but she denies having a problem.

    However, the biggest issue is that she wastes bandwidth bitching about me to strangers on a dating.. "fitness" website and watching tranny porn.

    Hey babe, you told me you were hunting this weekend. Why are you posting our personal stuff on the internet?


    *FYI, this is me being hilarious. He is not my husband but I also dutch oven mine, the dog and the cat.*
  • TaraTall
    TaraTall Posts: 339 Member
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    And I didn't have the affair either
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
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    Michael_Lucas wrote: »
    EddieHaskell97 wrote: »
    My wife *kitten* about how I breathe through my mouth, and chew too loudly. I find this to be hypocritical since every night she Dutch Ovens me, the cat, and the dog. It's like she ate a can of Zyklon-B for dinner, because I feel like I'm going to die from it! I've asked her if she can take Bean-O before bed but she denies having a problem.

    However, the biggest issue is that she wastes bandwidth bitching about me to strangers on a dating.. "fitness" website and watching tranny porn.

    It's ok. She didn't have the affair.

    LOL!
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
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    Michael_Lucas wrote: »
    EddieHaskell97 wrote: »
    My wife *kitten* about how I breathe through my mouth, and chew too loudly. I find this to be hypocritical since every night she Dutch Ovens me, the cat, and the dog. It's like she ate a can of Zyklon-B for dinner, because I feel like I'm going to die from it! I've asked her if she can take Bean-O before bed but she denies having a problem.

    However, the biggest issue is that she wastes bandwidth bitching about me to strangers on a dating.. "fitness" website and watching tranny porn.

    It's ok. She didn't have the affair.

    Zing.
  • provencal73
    provencal73 Posts: 1,275 Member
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    I need popcorn. These are hilarious.
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
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    provencal73 wrote: »
    I need popcorn. These are hilarious.

    i just put some in, lightly buttered if thats ok
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    I'm sorely tempted to start listing all the bad habits of my ex-husband just so the charming Stepford wives in here can thank their lucky stars for the man they have now.

    Be grateful for what you have--ESPECIALLY for the fact that you can only come up with petty inconveniences as complaints. Focus on making yourselves better people instead. You'll be happier for it.
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
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    You're sweating the small stuff. You need to be asking yourself the important questions like, "does the size of his penis make up for these little annoying habits?" If the answer to that question is "no", divorce is the only option.
  • provencal73
    provencal73 Posts: 1,275 Member
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    @JeffreyMG I'm down for over buttered any day. Movie theatre kind :D
  • ew_david
    ew_david Posts: 3,473 Member
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    I mean, if my husband stuck his penis in someone else, pretty much anything he did would annoy me. But I'd probably keep it off the interwebz.
  • TaraTall
    TaraTall Posts: 339 Member
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    lol, especially in such a nonchalant way... Just throwing it in there like no bigs.
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
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    provencal73 wrote: »
    @JeffreyMG I'm down for over buttered any day. Movie theatre kind :D

    Ill make some aside for you then~

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