Best way to aproche a women?
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with chocolate cake0
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The best pickup line I have ever received was from an old gangster grandpa who was working the drive thru at Wendy's. I roll down my window to hand him my card and he yells back into the store "someone throw me a life preserver" I laughed and then he says "I'm drowning in these blue eyes over here". Talk about some game!!! Had he asked me on a date I couldn't have said no. I hope one of you use that and it works!! Your welcome
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JessicaJS23 wrote: »The best pickup line I have ever received was from an old gangster grandpa who was working the drive thru at Wendy's. I roll down my window to hand him my card and he yells back into the store "someone throw me a life preserver" I laughed and then he says "I'm drowning in these blue eyes over here". Talk about some game!!! Had he asked me on a date I couldn't have said no. I hope one of you use that and it works!! Your welcome
If I remember correctly, you ordered the Dave's Hot 'n Juicy Meal, right?0 -
TheRoadDog wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »The best pickup line I have ever received was from an old gangster grandpa who was working the drive thru at Wendy's. I roll down my window to hand him my card and he yells back into the store "someone throw me a life preserver" I laughed and then he says "I'm drowning in these blue eyes over here". Talk about some game!!! Had he asked me on a date I couldn't have said no. I hope one of you use that and it works!! Your welcome
If I remember correctly, you ordered the Dave's Hot 'n Juicy Meal, right?
Well played sir0 -
TheRoadDog wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »The best pickup line I have ever received was from an old gangster grandpa who was working the drive thru at Wendy's. I roll down my window to hand him my card and he yells back into the store "someone throw me a life preserver" I laughed and then he says "I'm drowning in these blue eyes over here". Talk about some game!!! Had he asked me on a date I couldn't have said no. I hope one of you use that and it works!! Your welcome
If I remember correctly, you ordered the Dave's Hot 'n Juicy Meal, right?
Gross. Just a sweet tea
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Start off with a suggestive wink then move on to questions like "Are you taken? And can I make you mine?"
That seems to work around here. I wouldn't try that IRL though.0 -
Bro, be confident. In yourself and your abilties. The last thing you asmy is to seem desperate. Just confidence
compliment her, Respect her, and have fun. 0 -
sw33tp3a15 wrote: »Start off with a suggestive wink then move on to questions like "Are you taken? And can I make you mine?"
That seems to work around here. I wouldn't try that IRL though.
that works in real life, tested it on my friends. lol~0 -
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unless you're French, spelling things correctly is a start!!
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@salomongaribay638 wrote: »How do women like to be aproche the first time?
Show them that you have a cool car
Depends on what type of girl you are trying to attract. The keepers aren't going to care if you have a cool car!0 -
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No no no...doing it all wrong. Don't go to bars or clubs to meet a woman...hang out near the shower head section at Home Depot and wait.0
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Flail your arms wildly and make grunting sounds0
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thatkellygirl19 wrote: »Flail your arms wildly and make grunting sounds
I tried this once, i was caged up and sent back to the zoo0 -
You have to have skills. You know like, nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!0
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You just walk over and say this:
"So I came over here just to chat but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you chat with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going."0 -
How about this: just approach with the idea of only being friends. If you go in with the idea of scoring, that may or may not work out. Either way it is disingenuous. If the chemistry is there, is will happen. If not, you have made a new acquaintance. That's win/win. Or like I do....grab your crotch and say "hey baby, need a ride?"0
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I'd say something like this...
I apologize to you if I don’t seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don’t like the feeling. You’re sitting there, you’re wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I’m not really interested, should I play like I’m interested but I’m not that interested, but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested, but now she’s not interested? So all of the sudden I’m getting, I’m starting to get interested… And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it’s awkward, it’s like well goodnight. Do you do like that *kitten*-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your *kitten* sticks out cause you’re trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don’t kiss them at all? It’s very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you’re just really wondering are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called ‘just the tip.’ Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you’re on my hair.
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keepingupwith_kristen wrote: »I say do what feels natural and just be yourself. If she's not into then at least you didn't waste much time
That is probably better than my suggestion. lol
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Getting the attention of a woman is one of the hardest things to do. So you have got to do this...
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No wonder I'm still happily single.0
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salomongaribay638 wrote: »How do women like to be aproche the first time?
You say "Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a knife, get in the van."0 -
You're making my state look bad...salomongaribay638 wrote: »How do women like to be aproche the first time?
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I know all you men say that women are complicated, but we're really not. Say hello, make good conversation, make us laugh, refrain from calling us hot or baby. That's what works on me at least.0
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I knew a guy years ago who would approach women and simply asked them to have sex. Of course, if you do that nowadays you get arrested. Anyway, he said that he would get slapped in the face 9 out of 10 time. The 10th time, he told me, made the other 9 worthwhile. Just sayin'.0
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Hi, fellow Minnesotan and LOL at your Blair Walsh picture. You must have watched the game, too?
Just like that. Pretty much the same way you would approach anybody. Say hi, how are you and mention something of mutual interest (or something in the area) to get the conversation going (and keep it going).
Compliments are good, but you can't really hold a conversation by complimenting someone on their hair or eyes.
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Chellellelle wrote: »Hi, fellow Minnesotan and LOL at your Blair Walsh picture. You must have watched the game, too?
Just like that. Pretty much the same way you would approach anybody. Say hi, how are you and mention something of mutual interest (or something in the area) to get the conversation going (and keep it going).
Compliments are good, but you can't really hold a conversation by complimenting someone on their hair or eyes.
Yes! That's the type a girl any guy what's to meet! Fun friendly and positive! You got all that.0
https://youtu.be/XgnOQqLhrlw
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