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Things you should never say on a FIRST DATE

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  • SAMURR9094
    SAMURR9094 Posts: 33 Member
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    Your chi needs to be aligned in order to meet my frequency or else we cant function on the same wavelength..........................now, remove your clothes so I can massage your polarities correctly.
  • iTim__
    iTim__ Posts: 6,823 Member
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    SAMURR9094 wrote: »
    Your chi needs to be aligned in order to meet my frequency or else we cant function on the same wavelength..........................now, remove your clothes so I can massage your polarities correctly.

    I mean, I'd let you massage my polarities.
  • SAMURR9094
    SAMURR9094 Posts: 33 Member
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    Tell me youre my girl and that I own you.
  • DietPrada
    DietPrada Posts: 1,171 Member
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    "I have some scars on my body, I used to hurt myself after I broke up with my ex-wife, I'm fine now I just wanted to tell you in case you see me naked later and get freaked out" ... on a first date with a guy I met through online dating.

    We're getting married in October.
  • DasItMan91
    DasItMan91 Posts: 5,753 Member
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    I've ghosted other guys before for no reason
  • ZR200
    ZR200 Posts: 1,268 Member
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    Hang on, let me call my mom real quick
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    If this doesn't work out do you have any friends who look good in a skirt?
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    If I were an enzyme I'd be helicase so I could unzip your genes. . . .

    Would work on a biochemist, though, probably.
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    edited April 2017
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    Orders a cheese pizza with no sauce. . . or cheese.
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
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    Ringtone is "Smooth Operator"
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    edited April 2017
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    Or worse: Ringtone is "Ding Dong Song"
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    ^^funny and funny!

    Things you should never say on a first date -

    nothing at all
  • iamsharica
    iamsharica Posts: 947 Member
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    I think I have herpes but I haven't got my results back yet
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
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    Does this look like a sore or a lesion?
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,835 Member
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    I already had sex today
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    I already had sex today


    *winks*...so...ready for round 2...and 3??
  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
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    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    Your brother was pretty big, I hope it runs in the family ;)

    That line might take the cake! Lol

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