Oreo cookies? Ugh?

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  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
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    Reasons why you're wronger than wrong:
    1) Milk
    2) Ice Cream
    3) Cookies and Cream Ice Cream
    4) Oreo cheesecake
    5) Oreos
    6) Original Oreos, in particular
    7) Double Stuf
    8) Triple Double
    9) My wife's chocolate cookie cheesecake with Oreo crust and Oreos folded in and crumbled Oreos on top
    10) Milk
    11) Oreo balls
    12) Milk
    13) Cream filling
    14) They're literally so good that the Chinese sent spies to America to try to steal the secret recipe for the cream filling (true story)
    15) Oreo fluff
    16) Milk
    17) http://www.thedipr.com/
    18) Cookies and cream milkshakes
    19) Oreo McFlurries
    20) You can soak em in milk until they're soft and mushy then press em up against the roof of your mouth with your tongue
    21) You call em biscuits. Biscuits are bread that you put butter, jam and/or gravy on.
    22) Cream filling
    23) Chocolate
    24) Milk
    25) Oreo balls
    26) I can fit more of them in my mouth than you can and you're just jealous.

    I love you and your passion toward snacks, and keen gif selections. But bless your heart, you're still wrongabsolutely right and handsome to boot.

    FIFY
  • iecreamheadaches
    iecreamheadaches Posts: 441 Member
    CooCooPuff wrote: »
    majigurl wrote: »
    MommyMeggo wrote: »
    I personally remove the gritty middle and eat only the cookie. Then, when applicable, chase my kids around with delicious scary blackness all in my teeth!

    this is why I love Oreo's.. no one right way to eat them :D
    Sometimes, I'll stick em in milk and wait until they sink
    Sometimes, I'll bite into them whole
    Sometimes, I'll separate the cookie and filling
    Sometimes, I'll eat them in ice cream

    I know you can make things at home, blah blah blah
    Oreos and Pop Tarts still make me happy <3

    Have you tried the Cookies and Cream poptarts then?
  • iecreamheadaches
    iecreamheadaches Posts: 441 Member
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
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    Reasons why you're wronger than wrong:
    1) Milk
    2) Ice Cream
    3) Cookies and Cream Ice Cream
    4) Oreo cheesecake
    5) Oreos
    6) Original Oreos, in particular
    7) Double Stuf
    8) Triple Double
    9) My wife's chocolate cookie cheesecake with Oreo crust and Oreos folded in and crumbled Oreos on top
    10) Milk
    11) Oreo balls
    12) Milk
    13) Cream filling
    14) They're literally so good that the Chinese sent spies to America to try to steal the secret recipe for the cream filling (true story)
    15) Oreo fluff
    16) Milk
    17) http://www.thedipr.com/
    18) Cookies and cream milkshakes
    19) Oreo McFlurries
    20) You can soak em in milk until they're soft and mushy then press em up against the roof of your mouth with your tongue
    21) You call em biscuits. Biscuits are bread that you put butter, jam and/or gravy on.
    22) Cream filling
    23) Chocolate
    24) Milk
    25) Oreo balls
    26) I can fit more of them in my mouth than you can and you're just jealous.

    /applaud hero.
  • kimny72
    kimny72 Posts: 16,011 Member
    Carlos_421 wrote: »

    Reasons why you're wronger than wrong:
    1) Milk
    2) Ice Cream
    ...

    Add Slutty Brownies to your list! Chocolate chip cookie dough crust, covered by whole oreo cookies, covered with brownie batter.
  • AmazonMayan
    AmazonMayan Posts: 1,168 Member
    I can't get past the "cream" filling. It's vegetable shortening (like crisco) with some sugar and vanilla extract. :s
  • Kamikazeflutterby
    Kamikazeflutterby Posts: 770 Member
    Mint oreo ice cream exists, and I feel sorry that you will never know its glory. Ever. You do not have my permission.

    Also, oreos dipped in coffee. Oreos dipped in coffee with bailey's. Oreos dipped in coffee and bailey's and this:

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  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    kimny72 wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »

    Reasons why you're wronger than wrong:
    1) Milk
    2) Ice Cream
    ...

    Add Slutty Brownies to your list! Chocolate chip cookie dough crust, covered by whole oreo cookies, covered with brownie batter.

    Yes!!!!
    And also deep fried Oreos!!!!! Deep fried Oreos are the bomb!!!!
  • stealthq
    stealthq Posts: 4,298 Member
    I can't get past the "cream" filling. It's vegetable shortening (like crisco) with some sugar and vanilla extract. :s

    At least it's non-hydrogenated, unlike Crisco.

    Really, it's buttercream with shortening rather than butter and no milk to loosen it up. It's designed to deliver the most vanillin flavor.
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    edited February 2016
    So there's no crappy tasting food whatsoever in the UK? It is strictly an American thing? Okay. Gotcha. And Oreo's are delicious...

    Brits eat limp bacon. Yuk. Any good 'Murican knows that bacon is served crispy!

    And biscuits? Best way I know to eat biscuits is with sausage gravy slathered all over them.
  • annaskiski
    annaskiski Posts: 1,212 Member
    Lourdesong wrote: »
    Try boiling the life out of them. Maybe they'll suit your taste then.
    .

    British food has moved on, it's not the war

    Well, I've been there recently, and uhh, still no....
  • peleroja
    peleroja Posts: 3,979 Member
    annaskiski wrote: »
    Lourdesong wrote: »
    Try boiling the life out of them. Maybe they'll suit your taste then.
    .

    British food has moved on, it's not the war

    Well, I've been there recently, and uhh, still no....

    Oh, come now, instead of overcooked boiled meat, now they have mushy "curry" in takeout containers....

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  • amusedmonkey
    amusedmonkey Posts: 10,330 Member
    They're alright. I don't love or hate them. If they are around I will grab one just because, but if I had to pick a manufactured biscuit, it would always go for a plain old boring digestive.
  • kwantlen2051
    kwantlen2051 Posts: 455 Member
    Whats the point exactly? I don't like blood pudding, but I don't trash people who eat it. Learn to live and let live. British don't have better taste than Americans. Get over it.

  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    They're alright. I don't love or hate them. If they are around I will grab one just because, but if I had to pick a manufactured biscuit, it would always go for a plain old boring digestive.

    Bolding the accurate part.
  • amusedmonkey
    amusedmonkey Posts: 10,330 Member
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    They're alright. I don't love or hate them. If they are around I will grab one just because, but if I had to pick a manufactured biscuit, it would always go for a plain old boring digestive.

    Bolding the accurate part.

    Well that's the point! Anything more fancy ruins the subtle flavor of tea.
  • jesscran815
    jesscran815 Posts: 37 Member
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    kimny72 wrote: »
    Carlos_421 wrote: »

    Reasons why you're wronger than wrong:
    1) Milk
    2) Ice Cream
    ...

    Add Slutty Brownies to your list! Chocolate chip cookie dough crust, covered by whole oreo cookies, covered with brownie batter.

    Yes!!!!
    And also deep fried Oreos!!!!! Deep fried Oreos are the bomb!!!!

    This. OMG. Gotta go to the carnival...even though it's February and I'm pretty sure we don't have those right now in IL.
  • cityruss
    cityruss Posts: 2,493 Member
    Carlos_421 wrote: »
    They're alright. I don't love or hate them. If they are around I will grab one just because, but if I had to pick a manufactured biscuit, it would always go for a plain old boring digestive.

    Bolding the accurate part.

    Well that's the point! Anything more fancy ruins the subtle flavor of tea.

    These are the way to ruin tea!

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  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    Clare0116 wrote: »
    What is so good about a sugary, black coloured biscuit with sugary white filling, neither having any flavour? Maybe you poor thing, have never tried yummy biscuits?

    You hate Oreos. I hate Jelly Babies. Who gives a f***?
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    May your insufferable attitude give you heart disease. I'd get mine from the trans fat in Oreos but they took it out. :(
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    Clare0116 wrote: »
    They are but 1 taste is enough to decide they are nasty synthetic American junk and Brits don't buy them. Send us some yummy healthy food instead please?
    Clare0116 wrote: »
    They are but 1 taste is enough to decide they are nasty synthetic American junk and Brits don't buy them. Send us some yummy healthy food instead please?

    I object Madam

    With the greatest of respect you're wronger than a wrong thing ...an Oreo makes 3 distinct treats ...2 biscuits, 1 cream for 53 calories

    This Brit approves

    Of course I've only ever had the regular kind

  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    Clare0116 wrote: »
    They are but 1 taste is enough to decide they are nasty synthetic American junk and Brits don't buy them. Send us some yummy healthy food instead please?
    Clare0116 wrote: »
    They are but 1 taste is enough to decide they are nasty synthetic American junk and Brits don't buy them. Send us some yummy healthy food instead please?

    I object Madam

    With the greatest of respect you're wronger than a wrong thing ...an Oreo makes 3 distinct treats ...2 biscuits, 1 cream for 53 calories

    This Brit approves

    Of course I've only ever had the regular kind

    Then you've had the best.
  • sylkates
    sylkates Posts: 173 Member
    The country that invented malteasers, Flake bars, and Cadbury Creme Eggs can't insult the country that invented Oreos for its taste in junk food. I argue they're similarly repulsive if you didn't grow up with them.
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    I baked them into brownies once

    Have to say my brownies are better without them

    They're pretty nice in decent ice cream too
  • MommyMeggo
    MommyMeggo Posts: 1,222 Member
    edited February 2016
    sylkates wrote: »
    The country that invented malteasers, Flake bars, and Cadbury Creme Eggs can't insult the country that invented Oreos for its taste in junk food. I argue they're similarly repulsive if you didn't grow up with them.

    Yes. Ew.
    And Ill throw every last colorful little PEEP into the repulsive category as well. LOL.

  • JeromeBarry1
    JeromeBarry1 Posts: 10,179 Member
    What Carlos_421 is explaining is that Oreos need much help to be rendered palatable.
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
    What Carlos_421 is explaining is that Oreos need much help to be rendered palatable.

    No, I'm explaining that everything else in the world is made better by their existence.
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,758 Member
    Hey, I'm happy with a Jammie Dodger (thank you, Doctor Who). I'm american but love me some british junk food.
  • Carlos_421
    Carlos_421 Posts: 5,132 Member
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  • zoeysasha37
    zoeysasha37 Posts: 7,088 Member
    Well op, look up the stats on Oreo sales in the UK. If you don't like them, that's fine. But you certainly can't say that Brits don't like them. Oreo is making plenty of money off of Brits.

    And why would you create a thread about foods you don't like ? It seems juvenile and attention seeking .
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