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  • overw8gosk8
    overw8gosk8 Posts: 457 Member
    sparrish531 wrote: »
    two hanging over a window?

    Curt n' Rod.

    laying on your front porch?

    Matt

  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
    Three nuns are sitting on a park bench.
    A man comes up and exposes himself to them.
    Two of them have a stroke. But the third one couldn't reach.

    ye ik its bad
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
    Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
    Because he doesn't want to be spotted!
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
    What does a clock do when it's hungry?
    It goes back four seconds!
  • Tweaking_Time
    Tweaking_Time Posts: 733 Member
    Did you hear about the new movie about sex while camping?
    It was f***ing intense
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
    Did you hear about that new movie, "constipation" ?

    No? I guess it hasnt come out yet
  • HoolaHoopsMcGee
    HoolaHoopsMcGee Posts: 2,749 Member
    community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10394537/movie-or-tv-titles-in-my-pants
  • spookyface
    spookyface Posts: 420 Member
    What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and I something smells.
  • spookyface
    spookyface Posts: 420 Member
    Why did the student eat his homework? Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,438 Member
    I am something people love or hate. I change peoples appearances and thoughts. If a person takes care of them self I will go up even higher. To some people I will fool them. To others I am a mystery. Some people might want to try and hide me but I will show. No matter how hard people try I will Never go down. What am I?
    Age
  • Minion_training_program
    Minion_training_program Posts: 13,438 Member
    A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
    An apple a day keeps the doctor away!
  • Soon2BSuper
    Soon2BSuper Posts: 1,767 Member
    Why was Tigger looking in the Toilet?

    He was trying to find Pooh!
  • Kindhearts30
    Kindhearts30 Posts: 1,730 Member
    What type of shoes do frogs wear???
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    OPEN TOAD
  • LegionOfZoom
    LegionOfZoom Posts: 196 Member
    What does a liar do when he dies?





    He lies still.

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