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spookyface
spookyface Posts: 420 Member
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What word starts with the letter e and ends with the letter e but has only one letter in it?
Answer: envelope
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    ShawtyShawt Posts: 2,540 Member
    Why did the hen cross the road?



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  • sparrish531
    sparrish531 Posts: 499 Member
    I'd share the joke about the broken pencil, but there's no point.
  • sparrish531
    sparrish531 Posts: 499 Member
    ShawtyShawt wrote: »
    Why did the hen cross the road?



    To get to the otherer side.

    Why did the punk rocker cross the road?


    Stapled to the chicken.
  • ShawtyShawt
    ShawtyShawt Posts: 2,540 Member
    sparrish531 wrote: »
    ShawtyShawt wrote: »
    Why did the hen cross the road?



    "To get to the otherer side"

    I meant "other".
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
    Why was six afraid of seven?
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    Because seven is a registered six offender.
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
    Why was three afraid of two?
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    Two killed every one
  • sparrish531
    sparrish531 Posts: 499 Member
    I 'd tell you the one about the ceiling, but it's over your head.
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  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
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    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
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    Cashew!


    I think i like terrible jokes to much
  • sparrish531
    sparrish531 Posts: 499 Member
    JaydedMiss wrote: »
    A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres!

    Yeah, I'm stealing this one.
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  • sparrish531
    sparrish531 Posts: 499 Member
    I'd tell you the joke about the broken pencil, but it has no point.
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    sparrish531 Posts: 499 Member
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    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
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    K im done
  • sparrish531
    sparrish531 Posts: 499 Member
    I'd tell you the joke about my junk, but it's too long....
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
    Id tell you a joke about my *kitten*, But you wouldn't get it. :p
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    What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating down the river?

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  • sparrish531
    sparrish531 Posts: 499 Member
    edited May 2016
    two hanging over a window?

    Curt n' Rod.
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    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
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