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spookyface
spookyface Posts: 420 Member
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What word starts with the letter e and ends with the letter e but has only one letter in it?
Answer: envelope
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  • ShawtyShawt
    ShawtyShawt Posts: 2,540 Member
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    Why did the hen cross the road?



    To get to the otherer side.
  • veggiesuz
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    How does Moses make his tea?
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    Hebrews it.
  • ShawtyShawt
    ShawtyShawt Posts: 2,540 Member
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    Why did the ditzy chick buy femimine pads B4 she jumped off The Empire State's Building?


    ...because they had WINGS!
  • CoralsMommy
    CoralsMommy Posts: 107 Member
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    How do you scare a bee?

    BOO BEE!
  • BigmanTG
    BigmanTG Posts: 645 Member
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    What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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    Snowballs.

  • Luke_I_am_your_spotter
    Luke_I_am_your_spotter Posts: 4,179 Member
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    A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer..............and a mop.
  • Brittles927
    Brittles927 Posts: 348 Member
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    What's brown and sticky?
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    A stick.
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,771 Member
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    Why are pirates called pirates??


    Because they arrrr!
  • rygar1983
    rygar1983 Posts: 761 Member
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    What do you call a sheep with no legs?






    A cloud
  • sparrish531
    sparrish531 Posts: 499 Member
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    I'd share the joke about the broken pencil, but there's no point.
  • sparrish531
    sparrish531 Posts: 499 Member
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    ShawtyShawt wrote: »
    Why did the hen cross the road?



    To get to the otherer side.

    Why did the punk rocker cross the road?


    Stapled to the chicken.
  • ShawtyShawt
    ShawtyShawt Posts: 2,540 Member
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    sparrish531 wrote: »
    ShawtyShawt wrote: »
    Why did the hen cross the road?



    "To get to the otherer side"

    I meant "other".
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
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    Why was six afraid of seven?
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    Because seven is a registered six offender.
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
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    Why was three afraid of two?
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    Two killed every one
  • sparrish531
    sparrish531 Posts: 499 Member
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    I 'd tell you the one about the ceiling, but it's over your head.
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
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    Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?
    I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
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    A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
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    What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
    Cashew!


    I think i like terrible jokes to much
  • sparrish531
    sparrish531 Posts: 499 Member
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    JaydedMiss wrote: »
    A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres!

    Yeah, I'm stealing this one.

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