Random Thought For the Day

Liftsalotat5

My dog is laying on the couch with me.
I’m often jealous of the life it has

honeybee__12

ReenieHJ

Shopping for a book for a 2 yo boy.
Some choices are:
Quantum Physics for Babies, nope pass
The Coronavirus Christmas, nope pass
then I find a perfect selection for this little guy but it takes 1-2 months to ship. *sigh*

Miz_Owl

honeybee__12

Mainstream comedians just aren’t funny anymore.
Seems like they spent so many years using politics for all their jokes they’ve forgotten how to be funny.

honeybee__12

Drex_617

Why have the directions on shampoo bottles? It’s shampoo, what else am I going to do with it?

honeybee__12

Miz_Owl

drex269elm wrote: »

Why have the directions on shampoo bottles? It’s shampoo, what else am I going to do with it?

Shampoo is also know for washing the outside of your car .

taglazar1

honeybee__12 wrote: »

Is that a bad thing?

honeybee__12

taglazar1 wrote: »

honeybee__12 wrote: »

Is that a bad thing?

No, I think it’s awesome.
No one laughs harder at my jokes than I do. 😂

honeybee__12

🤔😄

taglazar1

honeybee__12 wrote: »

taglazar1 wrote: »

honeybee__12 wrote: »

Is that a bad thing?

No, I think it’s awesome.
No one laughs harder at my jokes than I do. 😂

honeybee__12 wrote: »

taglazar1 wrote: »

honeybee__12 wrote: »

Is that a bad thing?

No, I think it’s awesome.
No one laughs harder at my jokes than I do. 😂

Well then you better tell me some jokes

taglazar1

honeybee__12 wrote: »

🤔😄

Still has tiny arms

honeybee__12

I am almost completely kinda sure that I believe in Bigfoot. 🤷‍♀️

honeybee__12

FourWindsWalker

Creamy peanut butter and strawberry jam sammich.

honeybee__12

taglazar1

honeybee__12 wrote: »

Is that the dukes of hazard theme song I hear

honeybee__12

taglazar1 wrote: »

honeybee__12 wrote: »

Is that the dukes of hazard theme song I hear

Sure is.......😂
I’m trying to calculate the distance and speed I need to take the ramp and land on the overpass in front of it.

I may need to borrow a smaller car. 😂