Random Thought For the Day

lalabrucey

Ok I'm bored and have had 3 beers after abstaining for a month so thought I would share a random thought I had today

* Why do people lean over when driving cars around corners?

Feel free to add yours and spread your random musings far and wide!

Just_J_Now

I tried a new conditioner last night and my hair smells sofa king good right now.
That is all.

Just_J_Now

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

J_Surita3 wrote: »

I tried a new conditioner last night and my hair smells sofa king good right now.
That is all.

I love how you put sofa king good. That is my new favorite. What is the conditioner?

It's better than *kitten* huh? lol

This is my new fav conditioner.

cee134

PlaydohPants wrote: »

Reeboks for Ewoks. THINK ABOUT IT

@LiftingLady5 I thought your profile pic was Marilyn Monroe

cee134

Anyone notice OP's post date?

CincyNeid

Random thought of the day.

When you clean your Vacuum Cleaner, you become the Vacuum Cleaner.

Just_J_Now

cee134 wrote: »

Anyone notice OP's post date?

Yes and??

cee134

J_Surita3 wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

Anyone notice OP's post date?

Yes and??

That was my random thought.

deadliftsandnoodles

Dwarf shortage

cee134

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

J_Surita3 wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

Anyone notice OP's post date?

Yes and??

That was my random thought.

hmmmm. This seems like a kind of calculated random thought. I call cheating.

If you drop an Oreo you can still safely eat two thirds of it.

cee134

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

J_Surita3 wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

Anyone notice OP's post date?

Yes and??

That was my random thought.

hmmmm. This seems like a kind of calculated random thought. I call cheating.

To be fair, my random thought was, I wonder what the post date for this post is.

edup1975

Drink more beer

cee134

If you did something “like a boss,” you’d probably just pay someone else to do it.

cee134

Wake up earlier on weekends. Now you get to sleep in for 5 days a week instead of two.

RunHardBeStrong

LiftingLady5 wrote: »

Looks like Ghosts arise from the dead. They still look like *kitten*.

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born_of_fire74

A real ice cream truck would have melted by now

born_of_fire74

If a midget plays mini-golf, is it just regular golf to him?

cee134

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pbandwine

Random fact: If you lick somebody's elbow while they aren't paying attention, they wont feel it. This means someone actually did that. Probably a few times too, ya know, to test the theory.

JukeboxHeroine

Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons. You're welcome