Random Thought For the Day

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  • 3M_TA3
    3M_TA3 Posts: 1,033 Member
    If If's and buts were candy and nuts...oh what a Christmas it would be!
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,764 Member
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  • RavenLibra
    RavenLibra Posts: 1,737 Member
    random calculation: I spend 15 hours/week on a bus with total strangers... a few are quite good looking... is it too creepy to stare?
  • RavenLibra
    RavenLibra Posts: 1,737 Member
    is randomly gawking = creeping? If I open my eyes once in a while one of 'them' is usually looking at me... what is that about?
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,764 Member
    edited September 2016
    RavenLibra wrote: »
    random calculation: I spend 15 hours/week on a bus with total strangers... a few are quite good looking... is it too creepy to stare?

    If you wear the right sunglasses no one can see you stare. Or. use these. Rear Mirror View sunglasses, like from the made for tv commercials.

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  • PowerMan40
    PowerMan40 Posts: 766 Member
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    Really good sex sounds like someone running in flip-flops.

    haaaaaaa....
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,243 Member
    RavenLibra wrote: »
    random calculation: I spend 15 hours/week on a bus with total strangers... a few are quite good looking... is it too creepy to stare?

    I would consider it rude not to.
  • PowerMan40
    PowerMan40 Posts: 766 Member
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    Really good sex sounds like someone running in flip-flops.

    I would think that is what mediocre sex sounds like

    sprinting in flip flops... lol
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,243 Member
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    Really good sex sounds like someone running in flip-flops.

    I was thinking more like a screen door, loose on it's hinges, in a pounding rain storm.
  • PowerMan40
    PowerMan40 Posts: 766 Member
    "pounding" your right...
  • RavenLibra
    RavenLibra Posts: 1,737 Member
    if you hear anything above the sound of your partners exclamations of joyous rapture... you are probably underwhelming :P
  • lenoresdream
    lenoresdream Posts: 522 Member
    edited September 2016
    cee134 wrote: »
    I have an idea, we should combine a computer and a phone.
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    It'll never work , the world isn't ready :p
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,764 Member
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    Really good sex sounds like someone running in flip-flops.
    One time I ran with flip flops on... it did not sound like sex. :p

  • 3M_TA3
    3M_TA3 Posts: 1,033 Member
    Man who goes thru turnstyle backwards...always going to Bangcock....
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,764 Member
    Most Muppets are left-handed. (Because most Muppeteers are right-handed, so they operate the head with their favoured hand.)
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,764 Member
    A family of people with blue skin lived in Kentucky for many generations. The Fulgates of Troublesome Creek are thought to have gained their blue skin through combination of inbreeding and a rare genetic condition known as methemoglobinemia.

    Side note: The 35th anniversary of the Smurfs was Sep. 12, 2016.

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