Random Thought For the Day

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pbandwine wrote: »

Random fact: If you lick somebody's elbow while they aren't paying attention, they wont feel it. This means someone actually did that. Probably a few times too, ya know, to test the theory.

I'm guessing you're the tester...amIright

_dixiana_

Trying to peel a boiled egg that doesn't want to peel is eggasperating.

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tcunbeliever

Why do short girls wear capri pants? Don't they know it makes their legs look even shorter? And their behind wider? And their feet bigger? For that matter, why would anyone wear capri pants?

Domino_75

The thought process with the numbers on a calculator and keyboard being upside down from the numbers on a telephone was jacked up. I always have to start over when using a phone.

cee134

There is a great need for sarcasm font.

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3M_TA3

I will now have to think out how to ask for 'favors'

https://youtu.be/MB9WaV_onps

PowerMan40

Ask a stupid question, be prepared for a Sarcastic answer everytime

cee134

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

trinairby wrote: »

Trying to peel a boiled egg that doesn't want to peel is eggasperating.

it takes a lot of eggxtra time too

Eggactly it really eggcels at being overly eggcessive..... egg

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cee134 wrote: »

GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

trinairby wrote: »

Trying to peel a boiled egg that doesn't want to peel is eggasperating.

it takes a lot of eggxtra time too

Eggactly it really eggcels at being overly eggcessive..... egg

Eggcellent observation.

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cee134

tcunbeliever wrote: »

Why do short girls wear capri pants? Don't they know it makes their legs look even shorter? And their behind wider? And their feet bigger? For that matter, why would anyone wear capri pants?

What are Capri Pants?

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cee134

PlaydohPants wrote: »

@trinairby wrote: »

@cee134 wrote: »

@GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

trinairby wrote: »

Trying to peel a boiled egg that doesn't want to peel is eggasperating.

it takes a lot of eggxtra time too

Eggactly it really eggcels at being overly eggcessive..... egg

Eggcellent observation.

Boiled eggs aren't all they're cracked up to be anyway

_dixiana_

PlaydohPants wrote: »

@trinairby wrote: »

@cee134 wrote: »

@GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

trinairby wrote: »

Trying to peel a boiled egg that doesn't want to peel is eggasperating.

it takes a lot of eggxtra time too

Eggactly it really eggcels at being overly eggcessive..... egg

Eggcellent observation.

Boiled eggs aren't all they're cracked up to be anyway

I find them very appeeling.

cee134

trinairby wrote: »

PlaydohPants wrote: »

@trinairby wrote: »

@cee134 wrote: »

@GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

trinairby wrote: »

Trying to peel a boiled egg that doesn't want to peel is eggasperating.

it takes a lot of eggxtra time too

Eggactly it really eggcels at being overly eggcessive..... egg

Eggcellent observation.

Boiled eggs aren't all they're cracked up to be anyway

I find them very appeeling.

cee134

trinairby wrote: »

PlaydohPants wrote: »

@trinairby wrote: »

@cee134 wrote: »

@GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

trinairby wrote: »

Trying to peel a boiled egg that doesn't want to peel is eggasperating.

it takes a lot of eggxtra time too

Eggactly it really eggcels at being overly eggcessive..... egg

Eggcellent observation.

Boiled eggs aren't all they're cracked up to be anyway

I find them very appeeling.

Ha! Thanks for all the yolks.

tcunbeliever

I will never be able to look at a ketchup bottle without giggling EVER AGAIN!

_dixiana_

cee134 wrote: »

trinairby wrote: »

PlaydohPants wrote: »

@trinairby wrote: »

@cee134 wrote: »

@GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »

trinairby wrote: »

Trying to peel a boiled egg that doesn't want to peel is eggasperating.

it takes a lot of eggxtra time too

Eggactly it really eggcels at being overly eggcessive..... egg

Eggcellent observation.

Boiled eggs aren't all they're cracked up to be anyway

I find them very appeeling.

Yes, they are quite eggsquisite. I've grown to love them eggponentially over the last few years.

cee134

tcunbeliever wrote: »

I will never be able to look at a ketchup bottle without giggling EVER AGAIN!

Why? Did someone make this joke?
The big tomato walks back to the little tomato, stomps on it, squashing it into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!

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PlaydohPants wrote: »

@trinairby I'm sure we could hatch a plan to make the peeling process easier

Ooo I'm eggcited now! Lay them on me.

Timothyh27

In zero gravity, a candle's flame is round and blue.

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