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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    It takes 43 facial muscle to frown but only one to fart.

  • Susieq_1994
    Susieq_1994 Posts: 5,361 Member
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    Timshel_ wrote: »
    It takes 43 facial muscle to frown but only one to fart.

    Wait, you need your face to fart? O.o
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
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    BTW, I use that quote often on court. He was such a great character in tennis.
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
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    He might have "Zackly"...
  • jvcjim
    jvcjim Posts: 812 Member
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    Please follow along in your book as we learn three new words in Turkish:
    Bath....
    Towel...
    Border...

    May i see your passport please?
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
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    homework sucks

    homework with an 8 year old makes me need to drink
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    edited November 2016
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    mjaykup wrote: »
    Do you think if i unlock some brain power and can use more then 10% would i be able to just mentally burn off fat cells?

    Yeah, NO...
    You recently watched "Lucy"...?
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
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    "A human being should be able to
    change a diaper
    plan an invasion
    butcher a hog
    conn a ship
    design a building
    write a sonnet
    balance accounts
    build a wall
    set a bone
    comfort the dying
    take orders
    give order
    cooperate
    act alone
    solve equations
    analyze a new problem
    pitch manure
    program a computer
    cook a tasty meal
    fight efficiently
    die gallantly
    Specialization is for insects."

    - Robert A. Heinlein, 1907 – 1988

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