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Random Thought For the Day

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited July 2017
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
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    Elevators should have a 'Cancel' button for when you hit the wrong floor.

    You can just hit the floor button again can't you? Literally asking

    Maybe on some, but not on the ones I've been on. I know there are elevator tricks out there.

    http://lifehacker.com/205918/send-the-elevator-directly-to-your-floor

    I know better than to click your links today :wink:

    I knew you would know that which is why it's actually the link. I rick rolled you with the real link.

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    Oh snap!

    Wait! That's just what you'd want me to think if it wasn't the real link...

    Again, I expected you would think that even after telling you it was the real link which is why I made it the real link.

    Double rick roll!

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    *I am aware that is Bruce Springsteen but the dancing is the point of this gif.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Elevators should have a 'Cancel' button for when you hit the wrong floor.

    You can just hit the floor button again can't you? Literally asking

    Maybe on some, but not on the ones I've been on. I know there are elevator tricks out there.

    http://lifehacker.com/205918/send-the-elevator-directly-to-your-floor

    I know better than to click your links today :wink:

    I knew you would know that which is why it's actually the link. I rick rolled you with the real link.

    3ire5w7svetw.gif

    Oh snap!

    Wait! That's just what you'd want me to think if it wasn't the real link...

    Again, I expected you would think that even after telling you it was the real link which is why I made it the real link.

    Double rick roll!

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    *I am aware that is Bruce Springsteen but the dancing is the point of this gif.

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    The battle of wits has begun

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  • BlueButterfly94
    BlueButterfly94 Posts: 303 Member
    I don't think I lean forward when turning corners...? Well, anyway, I don't think about it if I do. :D My random thought of the day is... your burnt grilled cheese is someone else's cheesy heaven.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    "BING" could stand for "Because It's Not Google".
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    "BING" could stand for "Because It's Not Google".

    Ex-ACT-ly!!
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Or just MFP in general.

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It must suck to be an air conditioner repairman. You spend your day working in buildings that have no air conditioning. When it's fixed and finally cool, you leave.
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Everyone must have thought Clark Kent was the biggest scaredy cat because whenever something bad happened, he ran away.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Brunch is just an excuse to wake up late and drink alcohol early.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
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    Since @cee134 won't let me put this in his thread

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    A résumé is just a fancy version of a "Will work for food" sign.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Every time I see a Hawaii license plate on some other state I think, "How?!?!"
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    "The world isn't getting dumber. It's just easier for dumb people to get their thoughts heard."

    -Anonymous
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I love how optimistic bowling alleys are. After every gutter ball it lifts the remaining pins up and sweeps, like it's saying "I'm sure you hit something buddy."
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    edited August 2017
    Imagine how confusing life would be if your name was Mary Kill.
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  • VanishingNachos
    VanishingNachos Posts: 5,688 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • Merkavar
    Merkavar Posts: 3,082 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Imagine explaining cheese on a burger to a cow.

    Or crumbed chicken breast to a chicken? Egg on chicken
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    From how often I was taught to stop drop and roll I really thought catching on fire would be a more prominent issue.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I used to notice my shadow a lot more when I was a kid.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Why do Germans use smilies like this :) or this:0 If they already got Ü oh Ö?

    @MeeseeksAndDestroy

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