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Is it too much to ask for a NICE guy with a hot bod?

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  • Posts: 3,779 Member
    don't you just want it all?

    if you're hot, you don't need to be nice because girls will want you regardless.

    if you are not hot, being nice is necessary because it's the only thing we have




    don't take away the equalizer by demanding both.
  • Posts: 4,123 Member
    here, lanky, i found you a hot man :)

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  • Posts: 260 Member
    Probably Friend-Zoned them and didn't even know it...

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    I LOVE IT
  • Posts: 522 Member
    I think what you're asking for is a nice, STRAIGHT guy with a hot bod.

    Cuz I know tons of wonderful, fit gay men but very few straight ones.
  • Posts: 1,384 Member
    Does the bod have to be his personally, or is it ok to just have one in the closet...or tied up in the basement...or buried in the backyard?

    Strictly hypothetical question here of course.


    So the hypothetical body... Does it put the lotion on its skin?
  • Posts: 5,573 Member
    they are all happily living in mah basement. By happy, I mean sometimes I forget to feed them and give them Diet Sodas....
  • Posts: 22,281 Member
    I love how nearly half my FL guys are answering this post back to back on my newsfeed. Hilarious. It's like an APB.
  • Posts: 279
    Honestly? What if you find a guy who is nice and has a hot bod and is crap in bed? Then what you want a nice guy, hot bod, amazing sex? Your so NEEDY! :)
  • Posts: 260 Member
    They're not that uncommon, but for the most part, they're already taken. And for the ones who aren't, the price is high (i.e. being nice and having a hot body yourself). Supply and demand.

    Well, damn I knew I was missing something.
  • Posts: 279
    they are all happily living in mah basement. By happy, I mean sometimes I forget to feed them and give them Diet Sodas....

    You better be giving them raspberry ketones and acai berry pills as well...
  • Posts: 2,656 Member
    I believe the best place to find them is at the bar, or strip club, or dark alley.
  • Posts: 3,472 Member


    So the hypothetical body... Does it put the lotion on its skin?

    Depends...Do you consider BBQ Sauce a type of "lotion"?
  • Posts: 14,025 Member
    Smart girls are getting rarer everyday.
  • Posts: 3,499 Member
    Honestly? What if you find a guy who is nice and has a hot bod and is crap in bed? Then what you want a nice guy, hot bod, amazing sex? Your so NEEDY! :)

    there's always something else to add to the list...

    we wimmen never be happy you know.
  • Posts: 5,573 Member
    I believe the best place to find them is at the bar, or strip club, or dark alley.

    ONLY online, duh!
  • Posts: 260 Member
    Does the bod have to be his personally, or is it ok to just have one in the closet...or tied up in the basement...or buried in the backyard?

    Strictly hypothetical question here of course.

    Basement and closet are acceptable. Buried? Not so much Hypothetically speaking of course
  • Posts: 5,573 Member

    You better be giving them raspberry ketones and acai berry pills as well...

    True, they will for sure be the hottest guys on earth ever!
  • Posts: 260 Member
    here, lanky, i found you a hot man :)

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    Finally, a woman who understands me!
  • Posts: 99
    Yes it is... I'm nice but obviously don't have an awesome body or else I wouldn't be here and from what I can tell, it's not enough. Blame our modern society based on appearance!
  • Posts: 3,472 Member

    Basement and closet are acceptable. Buried? Not so much Hypothetically speaking of course

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  • Posts: 1,384 Member

    Depends...Do you consider BBQ Sauce a type of "lotion"?

    I'm more of a ranch gal myself. It's the white trash side of me coming out. But BBQ can work.


    Also, I snorted laughing so hard reading your comment.
  • Posts: 260 Member
    Honestly? What if you find a guy who is nice and has a hot bod and is crap in bed? Then what you want a nice guy, hot bod, amazing sex? Your so NEEDY! :)


    Stop! Stop with the logic:)
  • Posts: 225 Member
    Yes they do! I am dating one :)
  • Posts: 1,163 Member
    Hell, just a nice guy is hard to find! A hot bod too is like a unicorn lol
  • Posts: 580 Member
    Hell, just a nice guy is hard to find! A hot bod too is like a unicorn lol

    this haha :drinker:
  • Posts: 366 Member
    depends on your definition of a hot body! :P
  • Posts: 6,420 Member
    Topic: Is it too much to ask for a NICE guy with a hot bod?

    I think dirtnap and eyelikepie are both taken and those are the only 2 i know on MFP that fit the criteria
  • Posts: 612 Member
    ITT white knights rescue the damsel that is OP.

    Stay safe OP.
  • Posts: 1,992 Member


    Stop! Stop with the logic:)



    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Posts: 3,472 Member
    Hell, just a nice guy is hard to find! A hot bod too is like a unicorn lol

    Here you go!!!

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