Is it too much to ask for a NICE guy with a hot bod?

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  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
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    I believe the best place to find them is at the bar, or strip club, or dark alley.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    Does the bod have to be his personally, or is it ok to just have one in the closet...or tied up in the basement...or buried in the backyard?

    Strictly hypothetical question here of course.


    So the hypothetical body... Does it put the lotion on its skin?

    Depends...Do you consider BBQ Sauce a type of "lotion"?
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Smart girls are getting rarer everyday.
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    Honestly? What if you find a guy who is nice and has a hot bod and is crap in bed? Then what you want a nice guy, hot bod, amazing sex? Your so NEEDY! :)

    there's always something else to add to the list...

    we wimmen never be happy you know.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    I believe the best place to find them is at the bar, or strip club, or dark alley.

    ONLY online, duh!
  • LankyYankee
    LankyYankee Posts: 260 Member
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    Does the bod have to be his personally, or is it ok to just have one in the closet...or tied up in the basement...or buried in the backyard?

    Strictly hypothetical question here of course.

    Basement and closet are acceptable. Buried? Not so much Hypothetically speaking of course
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
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    they are all happily living in mah basement. By happy, I mean sometimes I forget to feed them and give them Diet Sodas....

    You better be giving them raspberry ketones and acai berry pills as well...

    True, they will for sure be the hottest guys on earth ever!
  • LankyYankee
    LankyYankee Posts: 260 Member
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    here, lanky, i found you a hot man :)

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    Finally, a woman who understands me!
  • DCruz83
    DCruz83 Posts: 99
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    Yes it is... I'm nice but obviously don't have an awesome body or else I wouldn't be here and from what I can tell, it's not enough. Blame our modern society based on appearance!
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    Does the bod have to be his personally, or is it ok to just have one in the closet...or tied up in the basement...or buried in the backyard?

    Strictly hypothetical question here of course.

    Basement and closet are acceptable. Buried? Not so much Hypothetically speaking of course

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  • Joreanasaurous
    Joreanasaurous Posts: 1,384 Member
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    Does the bod have to be his personally, or is it ok to just have one in the closet...or tied up in the basement...or buried in the backyard?

    Strictly hypothetical question here of course.


    So the hypothetical body... Does it put the lotion on its skin?

    Depends...Do you consider BBQ Sauce a type of "lotion"?

    I'm more of a ranch gal myself. It's the white trash side of me coming out. But BBQ can work.


    Also, I snorted laughing so hard reading your comment.
  • LankyYankee
    LankyYankee Posts: 260 Member
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    Honestly? What if you find a guy who is nice and has a hot bod and is crap in bed? Then what you want a nice guy, hot bod, amazing sex? Your so NEEDY! :)


    Stop! Stop with the logic:)
  • 1990sophia1990
    1990sophia1990 Posts: 225 Member
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    Yes they do! I am dating one :)
  • UrbanLotus
    UrbanLotus Posts: 1,163 Member
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    Hell, just a nice guy is hard to find! A hot bod too is like a unicorn lol
  • megabyt23
    megabyt23 Posts: 580 Member
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    Hell, just a nice guy is hard to find! A hot bod too is like a unicorn lol

    this haha :drinker:
  • jamielynas
    jamielynas Posts: 366 Member
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    depends on your definition of a hot body! :P
  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    Topic: Is it too much to ask for a NICE guy with a hot bod?

    I think dirtnap and eyelikepie are both taken and those are the only 2 i know on MFP that fit the criteria
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
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    ITT white knights rescue the damsel that is OP.

    Stay safe OP.
  • katy_trail
    katy_trail Posts: 1,992 Member
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    Honestly? What if you find a guy who is nice and has a hot bod and is crap in bed? Then what you want a nice guy, hot bod, amazing sex? Your so NEEDY! :)


    Stop! Stop with the logic:)



    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    Hell, just a nice guy is hard to find! A hot bod too is like a unicorn lol

    Here you go!!!

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