Lets See if Crusher's Idea Catches! :D..... Make up a Rhyme for the Poster above!

nitroalley

With a name like crusher
I'm glad your a pal
I'll stay on your good side
and not run afoul

PalePocahontas

Nitroalley do you do ballet?
If you do good for you.

your_pal_crusher

I did ballet when I was in college,
filling my head up with useless knowledge.

nitroalley

Doing the ballet? I am not that sharp
But I do have a daughter that plays the harp

MrsBooBear

Hey, feeling better, dear friend?
Any fun plans this weekend?

FabulousFantasticFifty

Hello Lovely Boo
It's always so nice
To have a great Friend
And take her advise!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Let's go on a cruise
to someplace much hotter
is murder a crime
in international waters?

FabulousFantasticFifty

Is this cruise you speak of
A ruse to commit murder?
If it's me that's the Victim
We can go no further!

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I find victim to be a strong word.
The reason to start a missing persons case is preferred.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Can we find someone else to throw off the ship
Then we can enjoy the rest of the trip
If they get suspicious then maybe with luck
They won't even suspect us but blame it on the Duck!

FabulousFantasticFifty

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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

I should make a disguise
but where to begin?
Maybe I should make a suit out of skin.

FabulousFantasticFifty

From whom would you get the skin for your suit
While you do your thing I'm grabbing their loot

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

It's hard to find one person to cover someone 6 foot four.
I was thinking I'd take it from two people or more.

FabulousFantasticFifty

We're sounding like weirdos or some kinda creeps
Anyone who reads these will probably freak!

FabulousFantasticFifty

I bid you adieu cause I'm finally tired
I'm betting tomorrow I'll feel drunk and wired!

Night Luvs!

your_pal_crusher

Good morning, fair lady I hope you slept well,
May your work day go smoothly and your evening be swell.

WeekendWarriorTX

good morning, good morning to all my new friends
please keep me entertained until this day ends

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Upon penalty of death do I give this warning.
It should be against the law to wake me up early on a Friday morning.

Corpsebride81

But Friday mornings are such great fun
If you get to lay in the sun

WeekendWarriorTX

clouds are out and weather is dreary
makes this friday morn feel weary

Shyness40

the sun is out, the weather is nice
all that's missing is the beer on ice

Corpsebride81

If it's beer you want I've got one here
Why not come over and join me dear xx

WeekendWarriorTX

beers are good, you girls are pretty
let's all drink till we get sh*tty

Corpsebride81

I can't drink much it goes right to my head
Wouldn't want to have to go to my bed

Shyness40

I'm a cheap drunk too, but I'll try to keep up
but if I fall down, you might have to carry me to the truck

WeekendWarriorTX

i'll mind my manners, i won't mess up
i'll even hold your hair if you throw up

Corpsebride81

Well what a lovely person you are
Shyness40 shall we meet him at the bar?

WeekendWarriorTX

we'll touch glasses so they go clink
don't mind the roofies in your drink

Shyness40

Corpsebride81 I don't know if we can trust him
Maybe we should just skip drinks and meet at the gym