Lets See if Crusher's Idea Catches! :D..... Make up a Rhyme for the Poster above!

Corpsebride81

Shyness 40 sounds like a plan
I'll be there in 5 look out for my van

WeekendWarriorTX

drinking along cuz girls on their guard
looks like i'm hoisted by my own petard

Shyness40

Corpsebride 81, now I feel bad because he looks so sad
Maybe we could give it a shot because he is kinda hot

Corpsebride81

Shyness 40 if your sure
Let's get him see if he wants more

WeekendWarriorTX

i will give anything for a second chance
i'll have all the drinks, now watch me dance

Corpsebride81

Your dancings great your really on point
I'm going outside to smoke a joint

WeekendWarriorTX

i didn't know this party had grass
don't bogart, puff puff pass

Shyness40

I'm coming with you, but won't get high
If I do I will laugh until I cry

Corpsebride81

I though that weed wasn't on trend
Never mind have a toke my friend

WeekendWarriorTX

now this party is really turnt up
i hope i don't have to pee in a cup

Corpsebride81

Well quickly then go outside
I'll use my coat to cover your behind

Shyness40

Smoking and drinking with really good friends
This is a good time I don't want to end

Shyness40

He's peeing and she's holding a coat
I guess I'll just stay over here and take another toke

Corpsebride81

Ok his done back to the bar
I'm having a really good time so far

Shyness40

good friends, good times, good beer
now, I'm feeling frisky and want to slap someone on the rear

Corpsebride81

My butts right here ready for a spank
I'll be back in 5 going to the bank p

your_pal_crusher

I'll get in line for a slap and a beer
drinks with you would be a pleasure my dear.

WeekendWarriorTX

it's a drug test i fear, not where i drop trou
slap my *kitten*, i won't say "ow"

jo_madre

Corpse Bride 81
Thinks spanking buttz is lots of fun
She's back in 5 if you can wait
But if you can't then spank your mate.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Y'all are partying without me? My oh My
I might have to go to my room and cry

Shyness40

Corpsebride81 look what we have here
two handsome men to slap on the rear

WeekendWarriorTX

getting spanked on the rear gives me the hots
can you tell that this morning i did squats

Corpsebride81

Hmmm looks like time for trouble
We need more hands like on the double

jo_madre

Shyness 40 you look funky
Perhaps you'd like to spank a monkey?

FabulousFantasticFifty

I think this thread has turned rated "R" and I'm telling no tale
Let's try to keep it "PG" so we don't have to go to MFP Jail!

jo_madre

Apologies if my rhyme were crude.
I wouldn't want to come off rude.
But monkeys often get a bad rap,
When seen as found a man's lap.
Perhaps my rhyme won't be so bungled
if folks left monkeys in the jungle.

Shyness40

With all of the drinking I've done and new people arriving
I think I need to leave because I'm too drunk for more socializing

FabulousFantasticFifty

But why leave now? the Party just got started!
but I'd suggest you beware cause some guy just farted!

WeekendWarriorTX

alcohol usually lowers inhibition
making new friends is your mission

Corpsebride81

Oh no I wondered why people started to leave
Some air freshners needed I do believe