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Lets See if Crusher's Idea Catches! :D..... Make up a Rhyme for the Poster above!
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Shyness 40 sounds like a plan
I'll be there in 5 look out for my van0 -
drinking along cuz girls on their guard
looks like i'm hoisted by my own petard0 -
Corpsebride 81, now I feel bad because he looks so sad
Maybe we could give it a shot because he is kinda hot0 -
Shyness 40 if your sure
Let's get him see if he wants more0 -
i will give anything for a second chance
i'll have all the drinks, now watch me dance0 -
Your dancings great your really on point
I'm going outside to smoke a joint0 -
i didn't know this party had grass
don't bogart, puff puff pass0 -
I'm coming with you, but won't get high
If I do I will laugh until I cry0 -
I though that weed wasn't on trend
Never mind have a toke my friend0 -
now this party is really turnt up
i hope i don't have to pee in a cup0 -
Well quickly then go outside
I'll use my coat to cover your behind0 -
Smoking and drinking with really good friends
This is a good time I don't want to end0 -
He's peeing and she's holding a coat
I guess I'll just stay over here and take another toke0 -
Ok his done back to the bar
I'm having a really good time so far0 -
good friends, good times, good beer
now, I'm feeling frisky and want to slap someone on the rear0 -
My butts right here ready for a spank
I'll be back in 5 going to the bank p0 -
I'll get in line for a slap and a beer
drinks with you would be a pleasure my dear.0 -
it's a drug test i fear, not where i drop trou
slap my *kitten*, i won't say "ow"0 -
Corpse Bride 81
Thinks spanking buttz is lots of fun
She's back in 5 if you can wait
But if you can't then spank your mate.0 -
Y'all are partying without me? My oh My
I might have to go to my room and cry0 -
Corpsebride81 look what we have here
two handsome men to slap on the rear0 -
getting spanked on the rear gives me the hots
can you tell that this morning i did squats0 -
Hmmm looks like time for trouble
We need more hands like on the double0 -
Shyness 40 you look funky
Perhaps you'd like to spank a monkey?0 -
I think this thread has turned rated "R" and I'm telling no tale
Let's try to keep it "PG" so we don't have to go to MFP Jail!
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Apologies if my rhyme were crude.
I wouldn't want to come off rude.
But monkeys often get a bad rap,
When seen as found a man's lap.
Perhaps my rhyme won't be so bungled
if folks left monkeys in the jungle.0 -
With all of the drinking I've done and new people arriving
I think I need to leave because I'm too drunk for more socializing0 -
But why leave now? the Party just got started!
but I'd suggest you beware cause some guy just farted!0 -
alcohol usually lowers inhibition
making new friends is your mission0 -
Oh no I wondered why people started to leave
Some air freshners needed I do believe0
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