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  • Alyssa_Is_LosingIt
    Alyssa_Is_LosingIt Posts: 4,696 Member
    edited March 2016
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    senecarr wrote: »
    PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »
    It should be a part of your regular activity along with brushing your teeth and using the toilet. If not, I weep for you. ;)

    Well you've never destroyed porcelain the way I have. It clearly is a workout. Now how do I log it? Squats maybe?

    This.

    If you could see the bristles of my toothbrush, it would be obvious that I brush my teeth with extreme vigor. My sink, morror, and bathroom walls are caked with the spray of dried toothpaste. I usually don't stop until my gums bleed.
  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
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    KorvapuustiPossu wrote: »
    cerise_noir wrote: »
    KorvapuustiPossu wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    KorvapuustiPossu wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    KorvapuustiPossu wrote: »
    jdwils14 wrote: »
    KorvapuustiPossu wrote: »
    Bowchicapowwow...toooo much detail man!

    We are all adults here, aren't we? A question was asked, and I answered it. Please take it for what it is.

    I don't want to start a feud on here about TMI, so if you feel it inappropriate, tell the mods, and have them decide. I will not stick around for opinions on this.

    wow, dude...It was a joke. You must be fun at parties... :D:D Also that was a joke, it means you are not fun at parties...because you don't get jokes :D Hope it's more clear this time ;)

    Seriously, you need more winkies! Lol ;)

    Maybe it helps him figure out it's a joke...but yes I admit I'm an emoticon addict :D <- there it goes again!!!

    I think he is mad at us, too bad B)

    That is fine... don't think we are missing out on anything :D Also I find it amusing how his phrasing is ' when I have sex with my woman' lol...it's like, hmm... maybe it's one of those cases where people have pillows they call their girlfriends :D

    In Japan, one can get body-length pillows printed with a woman on it. Called 'hug' pillows.
    Yes, hug.... :open_mouth:

    Like this? :Dxr2ap1mqnra2.jpg
    Ha!! :smiley:
    Vanilla forums... *snort*
    I'm sure that dude would be better off with a 'womens' like Krieger:
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    senecarr wrote: »
    cerise_noir wrote: »
    KorvapuustiPossu wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    KorvapuustiPossu wrote: »
    queenliz99 wrote: »
    KorvapuustiPossu wrote: »
    jdwils14 wrote: »
    KorvapuustiPossu wrote: »
    Bowchicapowwow...toooo much detail man!

    We are all adults here, aren't we? A question was asked, and I answered it. Please take it for what it is.

    I don't want to start a feud on here about TMI, so if you feel it inappropriate, tell the mods, and have them decide. I will not stick around for opinions on this.

    wow, dude...It was a joke. You must be fun at parties... :D:D Also that was a joke, it means you are not fun at parties...because you don't get jokes :D Hope it's more clear this time ;)

    Seriously, you need more winkies! Lol ;)

    Maybe it helps him figure out it's a joke...but yes I admit I'm an emoticon addict :D <- there it goes again!!!

    I think he is mad at us, too bad B)

    That is fine... don't think we are missing out on anything :D Also I find it amusing how his phrasing is ' when I have sex with my woman' lol...it's like, hmm... maybe it's one of those cases where people have pillows they call their girlfriends :D

    In Japan, one can get body-length pillows printed with a woman on it. Called 'hug' pillows.
    Yes, hug.... :open_mouth:
    Not just Japan, not just women printed on it:
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    For some reason, I keep imagining a beer in the severed-half-guypillows hand. *shrug*

    How incredibly disturbing.
  • mrsloganlife
    mrsloganlife Posts: 158 Member
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    cerise_noir wrote: »
    synacious wrote: »
    This has been posted about and asked several times on the forums. Calories burned from sex should not be logged as exercise, sorry.

    Yeah... Agreed. When I first got my fitbit, I was curious...and immediately disappointed. :open_mouth: Never again!
    TuesdayMarch01st2016 wrote: »
    What's next? Logging masturbating?
    Only if you wear the fitbit on the...err...dominant hand, because you know, "steps"...

    You sir just won the Internet.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    bpetrosky wrote: »
    Twice? Doubtful.

    It's the second time that earns the double stuff! :smooched:
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    bpetrosky wrote: »
    Twice? Doubtful.

    It's the second time that earns the double stuff! :smooched:

    The Oreo or.... ? :joy:
  • minniesb69
    minniesb69 Posts: 83 Member
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    cityruss wrote: »
    Just log 30 seconds of moderate cardio.

    :D
    I almost dropped my wine. lmao!!
  • minniesb69
    minniesb69 Posts: 83 Member
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    booksandchocolate12 wrote: »
    I love when people try to find a "weight loss related" way to let everyone on the forums know that they're having sex.

    :#
    Possibly...probably...definitely guilty.
    But it wasnt to bragg! I was honestly stoked about the morning after weightloss trend ;):p:D
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    kkenseth wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    bpetrosky wrote: »
    Twice? Doubtful.

    It's the second time that earns the double stuff! :smooched:

    The Oreo or.... ? :joy:

    Both, don't you know? :naughty:
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    kkenseth wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    bpetrosky wrote: »
    Twice? Doubtful.

    It's the second time that earns the double stuff! :smooched:

    The Oreo or.... ? :joy:

    Both, don't you know? :naughty:

    I'm so glad we're friends.
  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
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    mrsloganlife wrote: »
    cerise_noir wrote: »
    synacious wrote: »
    This has been posted about and asked several times on the forums. Calories burned from sex should not be logged as exercise, sorry.

    Yeah... Agreed. When I first got my fitbit, I was curious...and immediately disappointed. :open_mouth: Never again!
    TuesdayMarch01st2016 wrote: »
    What's next? Logging masturbating?
    Only if you wear the fitbit on the...err...dominant hand, because you know, "steps"...

    You sir just won the Internet.
    Lol! Thank you. I've never been called 'sir' before,unless it was my husband being a smartass.
    I'm a woman, but not necessarily a lady. XD
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
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    kkenseth wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    kkenseth wrote: »
    nutmegoreo wrote: »
    bpetrosky wrote: »
    Twice? Doubtful.

    It's the second time that earns the double stuff! :smooched:

    The Oreo or.... ? :joy:

    Both, don't you know? :naughty:

    I'm so glad we're friends.

    :heart:
  • mrsloganlife
    mrsloganlife Posts: 158 Member
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    cerise_noir wrote: »
    mrsloganlife wrote: »
    cerise_noir wrote: »
    synacious wrote: »
    This has been posted about and asked several times on the forums. Calories burned from sex should not be logged as exercise, sorry.

    Yeah... Agreed. When I first got my fitbit, I was curious...and immediately disappointed. :open_mouth: Never again!
    TuesdayMarch01st2016 wrote: »
    What's next? Logging masturbating?
    Only if you wear the fitbit on the...err...dominant hand, because you know, "steps"...

    You sir just won the Internet.
    Lol! Thank you. I've never been called 'sir' before,unless it was my husband being a smartass.
    I'm a woman, but not necessarily a lady. XD

    Whoops! As a lady with a unisex name I should know better :wink: I tip my hat to you!

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