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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Since I got a cell phone, my knowledge of cereal ingredients has decreased dramatically.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    Since I got a cell phone, my knowledge of cereal ingredients has decreased dramatically.

    So have my sales of bathroom magazine holders.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If you don't own a dog whistle you can use two teenage girls who haven't seen each other in a month.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    The Simpsons is so old I now relate more to Homer than Bart.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    "Good morning" and "good afternoon" are always greetings, but "goodnight" is always a goodbye.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I still treat 1970 as if it were 30 years ago, not 47.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    If the world gets worse by the time I'm old, I'll complain about how much better everything used to be. If it gets better by then, I'll complain about how easy kids have it these days.
  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    I still treat 1970 as if it were 30 years ago, not 47.

    So does my SO
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Cheetos cover your fingers in orange cheese dust specifically so that you can't use that hand for anything more than eating more Cheetos.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I have seen more of the surface of the Moon with my own eyes than I have of Earth.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I'm never really aware how often I swallow until I have a sore throat.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I might not pick up every penny or nickle I find, but I have to get every last bit of toothpaste out of the tube.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    More than two-thirds of people turn their heads to the right when they kiss because the act of kissing causes the brain to unevenly distribute testosterone and neurotransmitters into different hemispheres of the brain, specifically in the left side, which causes people to lean to the right.

    Huh
  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
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    I confuse Jews with Italians
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
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    forward0backward wrote: »
    I confuse Jews with Italians

    What??
  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
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    vikinglander wrote: »
    forward0backward wrote: »
    I confuse Jews with Italians

    What??

    And Italians with Jews
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
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    forward0backward wrote: »
    vikinglander wrote: »
    forward0backward wrote: »
    I confuse Jews with Italians

    What??

    And Italians with Jews

    Hey, I'm from NYC...I can tell by listening.

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