Nude cruise, the question begs to be answered....

MizTerry
MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
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Would you go on a nude cruise? I don't know if I'd have the nerve.

http://www.islands.com/gallery/nude-cruise-first-timers-top-10-lessons
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  • belle_of_the_bar
    belle_of_the_bar Posts: 474 Member
    I do not have the cojones for a nude cruise, although it would be nice to come home with all clean clothes.
  • Nikki_WantsIt
    Nikki_WantsIt Posts: 204 Member
    That'd be ahhh-mazing.
  • PhattiPhat
    PhattiPhat Posts: 349 Member
    How sanitary is this?

    I have a phobia about doo-doo butts.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Would you go on a nude cruise? I don't know if I'd have the nerve.

    http://www.islands.com/gallery/nude-cruise-first-timers-top-10-lessons

    I would.
  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
    Nah... might be a bit much around the buffet table. A few wild toga parties? Sure! :)
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    I believe the article said they dress for dinner.
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    You know this cruise will be full of blue haired old ladies and old men with balls that hang down only slightly lower than their stomach? What's not to love right?
  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
    I hope they sell sunscreen at the gift shop.
  • PhattiPhat
    PhattiPhat Posts: 349 Member
    You know this cruise will be full of blue haired old ladies and old men with balls that hang down only slightly lower than their stomach? What's not to love right?

    plus sharing chairs with bare butts.
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
    You know this cruise will be full of blue haired old ladies and old men with balls that hang down only slightly lower than their stomach? What's not to love right?

    and when the plumbing goes kapoot (hi carnival cruise lines! i'm looking at you!), then you're really screwed.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Only if Isaac is there
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  • onwarddownward
    onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
    Oh no. I just mentally pictured the dudes "applying the sunscreen" and nearly vomited into my mouth!
  • GTAFrank
    GTAFrank Posts: 730 Member
    You know this cruise will be full of blue haired old ladies and old men with balls that hang down only slightly lower than their stomach? What's not to love right?

    And then there's shrinkage. All that water and cool breeze? Yikes!
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I didn't like the way those men were straddling those hammocks.
  • thekyleo
    thekyleo Posts: 632 Member
    the loveboat would have been way different is they were nude
  • jerber160
    jerber160 Posts: 2,607 Member
    Windjammer Barefoot used to do 'specialty' cruises. I wouldn't partake for 2 reasons.. first, many of the workers on the ship seemed very conservative and it seemed to be rude to invade their space abd sensibilities and second... beaches with no second thoughts,, enclosed spaces... not so much..
  • Frank_Just_Frank
    Frank_Just_Frank Posts: 454 Member
    Absolutely not. Nudists places are always full of people who should NOT be naked.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    Oh no. I just mentally pictured the dudes "applying the sunscreen" and nearly vomited into my mouth!

    That just reminded me of a John Pinnette joke: "There's a fine line between rubbing lotion on yourself and rubbing yourself with lotion"
  • Lift_This_
    Lift_This_ Posts: 2,756 Member
    yes i would. I am not ashamed of how i look. at least i wouldn't be the only one nude all the time.
  • PhattiPhat
    PhattiPhat Posts: 349 Member
    Absolutely not. Nudists places are always full of people who should NOT be naked.

    I picture some tiny old couple holding hands....Martha and Morty Schumacher from Long Island walking around nude. Her with her floppy wide brim hat over her blue-rinse perm. Him with his golfer cap tipped jauntily on his head, balls swaying in the wind.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Nope. Nobody needs to see that!
  • SoViLicious
    SoViLicious Posts: 2,633 Member
    Have you watch HBO real sex? Do you see the kinds of people who frequent theses places? No
  • mmm_drop
    mmm_drop Posts: 1,126 Member
    Totally. I know from experience that as the author of this article points out, nudists are really open and warm people. I myself am not one, but I have dabbled in it a time or two.
  • spider_mark51959
    spider_mark51959 Posts: 2,869 Member
    Yep, I couldn't agree more miss Jessija...
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup!
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    If I had a better body I'd absolutely consider a nude beach. I think nude beaches are cool because it's a huge open space. But too many naked bodies in an enclosed space such as a cruise has got to get funky. Imagine sitting down or standing next to someone who's not exactly hygienic? Can we say rotten tuna with a side of swamp *kitten*? :sick:
  • MrsSenecal
    MrsSenecal Posts: 312 Member
    Ive only recently embraced my body for all it is, bumps, cellulite, whatever. Its me and its just how it is. I have been able to tan nude, sit in a sauna nude and feel comfortable walking around nude. So yes, I think I would love it!
  • azzkikin
    azzkikin Posts: 458 Member
    I don't know. It'll be hard but I bet I could hold my own. :wink:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Totally. I know from experience that as the author of this article points out, nudists are really open and warm people. I myself am not one, but I have dabbled in it a time or two.

    Exactly. It's not about getting to see some eyecandy, or hopefully scoring. It's about self-acceptance, and being relaxed in your own skin.
  • icandowhateveriputmymindto
    icandowhateveriputmymindto Posts: 602 Member
    Nope. No way. Never. Even if I was THAT comfortable with being naked in public, I still would not want to see other people's naked bodies. And although many people are probably nice people, thats just asking for someone to creep on you. Perfect place for perverts.

    It's an interesting article though now that I read it.

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