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Amanda_0707
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Seriously this Tuesday is a repeat Monday
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Why does a mermaid wear seashells?
She grew out of her b shells!
I know, corny lol1 -
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Haha nice!0
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No one else!?1
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Knock knock.
Let's have sex.4 -
A traveling salesman knocks on the front door of a house. A 6 year old boy answers the door holding an open can of beer and smoking a big cigar.
Flabbergasted, the salesman says to the boy, "Young man, is your mother at home?!"
Looking the salesman in the eye, the kid takes the cigar out of his mouth and tapping the ash on the carpet says, "What the @#$% do you think?"6 -
A woman goes up to the counter at the hardware store and asks the clerk where the batteries are. Intending to show the woman where they are he wiggles his finger and says, "Come this way." "The woman says, "If I could come that way I wouldn't need the batteries."3
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How many men does it take to tile a bathroom? One, but you have to slice him thin.3
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huntersvonnegut wrote: »A woman goes up to the counter at the hardware store and asks the clerk where the batteries are. Intending to show the woman where they are he wiggles his finger and says, "Come this way." "The woman says, "If I could come that way I wouldn't need the batteries."
Hahahah ewww3 -
_incogNEATo_ wrote: »Knock knock.
Let's have sex.
Omgahd i laughed so loud just now0 -
Two men walk into a bar... the third one ducks.3
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What did the left saggy boob say to the right saggy boob?
"We better get some support around here or people will think we're nuts!"
I hope your day gets better.3 -
littlehearsedriver wrote: »What did the left saggy boob say to the right saggy boob?
"We better get some support around here or people will think we're nuts!"
I hope your day gets better.
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dcgirlie01 wrote: »littlehearsedriver wrote: »What did the left saggy boob say to the right saggy boob?
"We better get some support around here or people will think we're nuts!"
I hope your day gets better.
So funny cant ever forget this
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dcgirlie01 wrote: »_incogNEATo_ wrote: »Knock knock.
Let's have sex.
Omgahd i laughed so loud just now
But.... I was not telling a joke.1 -
I got one.
My life.4 -
Two fish in a tank
One says to the other ...
"How do you drive this thing?"4 -
A cop is behind a vehicle for some time, and notices this person keeps on doing "rolling stops", so he pulls the car over.
Officer approaches car, asks guy "sir, is there a reason you keep on doing rolling stops at stop signs?" The guy responds "yea man, it's all the same anyhow". They continue to argue the differences for a minute.
Finally the officer gets irritated when the guy gets aggressive and raises his tone and says, "listen man, it's all the same, I slowed down by the stop sign!!".
Officer pulls out his baton and starts wailing on the guy. The guy goes "WTF man stop!!!". Officer responds with... "Are you sure you want me to stop... or slow down!?"
Thought this was a riot when I heard it, being a LEO.2
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