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Your dad was a thief... he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!0
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Are you a beaver? 'Cause DAM!0
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This is what I say when I need to make the panties drop.
"I put the STD in STUD. Now, all I need is U baby."0 -
I have seen you some where0
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This is what I say when I need to make the panties drop.
"I put the STD in STUD. Now, all I need is U baby."
I'm all aquiver.0 -
Do you wash your pants in windex because i can see myself in them
Oh and ladies the appropriate answer to this is "already have one *kitten* in here I don't need another"0 -
Bump, I want more pick up lines!!!!0
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@Gustaff85 Umm... hey dude ... can ya move out of my way I'm trying to talk to the lovely lady.0
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Are you a beaver? 'Cause DAM!
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@Gustaff85 Umm... hey dude ... can ya move out of my way I'm trying to talk to the lovely lady.
Here I am....gimme your best!0 -
Friend posted this one on FB
"Hey Baby, I got this sunburn just so I can be your lobster." (Friend's reference)0 -
#Southern So I got this extra ticket to the LSU game Saturday any chance you like college ball?0
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"Get in the van and no one gets hurt." (Best pickup line I ever used...)0
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#Southern So I got this extra ticket to the LSU game Saturday any chance you like college ball?
Winner!!!!! Seriously it's that easy!!!0 -
I also like "Hey. Wanna bang?"0 -
Political science pick up line: "Are you a proletariat? 'Cause you're causing an uprising in my lower class!"0
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for Gust: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.
This is my all time favorite: Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?0 -
#Southern So I got this extra ticket to the LSU game Saturday any chance you like college ball?
Winner!!!!! Seriously it's that easy!!!
Too early for the celebration dance? :bigsmile:0 -
#Southern So I got this extra ticket to the LSU game Saturday any chance you like college ball?
Winner!!!!! Seriously it's that easy!!!
Too early for the celebration dance? :bigsmile:
I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.0 -
Political science pick up line: "Are you a proletariat? 'Cause you're causing an uprising in my lower class!"
*swoon*0
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