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Pick up lines

Tennolina
Tennolina Posts: 2,413
edited January 28 in Chit-Chat
With the creativity of folks on these boards, this should be fun. What pick-up line would you use on the person above you?
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  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
    Your dad was a thief... he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes!
  • Tennolina
    Tennolina Posts: 2,413
    Are you a beaver? 'Cause DAM! ;)
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteous
    Sublimely_Self_Righteous Posts: 429
    This is what I say when I need to make the panties drop.

    "I put the STD in STUD. Now, all I need is U baby."
  • Farah_akbar
    Farah_akbar Posts: 1,692 Member
    I have seen you some where
  • Tennolina
    Tennolina Posts: 2,413
    This is what I say when I need to make the panties drop.

    "I put the STD in STUD. Now, all I need is U baby."

    I'm all aquiver.
  • SerenaFisher
    SerenaFisher Posts: 2,170 Member
    Do you wash your pants in windex because i can see myself in them


    Oh and ladies the appropriate answer to this is "already have one *kitten* in here I don't need another"
  • Southern_Belle_LA
    Southern_Belle_LA Posts: 931 Member
    Bump, I want more pick up lines!!!!
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
    @Gustaff85 Umm... hey dude ... can ya move out of my way I'm trying to talk to the lovely lady.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Are you a beaver? 'Cause DAM! ;)

    *gigglesnort*
  • Southern_Belle_LA
    Southern_Belle_LA Posts: 931 Member
    @Gustaff85 Umm... hey dude ... can ya move out of my way I'm trying to talk to the lovely lady.

    Here I am....gimme your best!
  • MissingMinnesota
    MissingMinnesota Posts: 7,486 Member
    Friend posted this one on FB

    "Hey Baby, I got this sunburn just so I can be your lobster." (Friend's reference)
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
    #Southern So I got this extra ticket to the LSU game Saturday any chance you like college ball?
  • OctoberNightmare
    OctoberNightmare Posts: 1
    "Get in the van and no one gets hurt." (Best pickup line I ever used...)
  • Southern_Belle_LA
    Southern_Belle_LA Posts: 931 Member
    #Southern So I got this extra ticket to the LSU game Saturday any chance you like college ball?


    Winner!!!!! Seriously it's that easy!!!
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    tumblr_m5tkmfdDWq1qzcv7no7_500.png

    I also like "Hey. Wanna bang?"
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Political science pick up line: "Are you a proletariat? 'Cause you're causing an uprising in my lower class!"
  • Southern_Belle_LA
    Southern_Belle_LA Posts: 931 Member
    for Gust: If I had a star for every time you brightened my day, I'd have a galaxy in my hand.

    This is my all time favorite: Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
    #Southern So I got this extra ticket to the LSU game Saturday any chance you like college ball?


    Winner!!!!! Seriously it's that easy!!!

    Too early for the celebration dance? :bigsmile:
  • Southern_Belle_LA
    Southern_Belle_LA Posts: 931 Member
    #Southern So I got this extra ticket to the LSU game Saturday any chance you like college ball?


    Winner!!!!! Seriously it's that easy!!!

    Too early for the celebration dance? :bigsmile:


    I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as hell.
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Political science pick up line: "Are you a proletariat? 'Cause you're causing an uprising in my lower class!"

    *swoon*
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
  • SergeantG
    SergeantG Posts: 92
    I have a great one.....but I fear it might be too risque for those with delecate sensibilites....it might get me red flagged :o)
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Political science pick up line: "Are you a proletariat? 'Cause you're causing an uprising in my lower class!"

    *swoon*

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  • Southern_Belle_LA
    Southern_Belle_LA Posts: 931 Member
    Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    This is what I say when I need to make the panties drop.

    "I put the STD in STUD. Now, all I need is U baby."

    I'm all aquiver.

    But that is more from fear!

    ETA my pickup line for Belle:

    Serving Wench! Come hither!
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
    Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?

    Buwhwhahaha!! :drinker:

    Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
    Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
  • chadraeder3
    chadraeder3 Posts: 279 Member
    Want to fork??? No, Ok how about we just spoon.
  • ElephantTree
    ElephantTree Posts: 105
    If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.
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