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  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
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    Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!
  • SergeantG
    SergeantG Posts: 92
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    I have a great one.....but I fear it might be too risque for those with delecate sensibilites....it might get me red flagged :o)
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    Political science pick up line: "Are you a proletariat? 'Cause you're causing an uprising in my lower class!"

    *swoon*

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  • Southern_Belle_LA
    Southern_Belle_LA Posts: 931 Member
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    Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    This is what I say when I need to make the panties drop.

    "I put the STD in STUD. Now, all I need is U baby."

    I'm all aquiver.

    But that is more from fear!

    ETA my pickup line for Belle:

    Serving Wench! Come hither!
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
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    Do you have any raisins? [No] How about a date?

    Buwhwhahaha!! :drinker:

    Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
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    Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
  • Tony_Brewski
    Tony_Brewski Posts: 1,376 Member
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    Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
  • chadraeder3
    chadraeder3 Posts: 279 Member
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    Want to fork??? No, Ok how about we just spoon.
  • ElephantTree
    ElephantTree Posts: 105
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    If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
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    You are the Apple of my i-Mac.
  • chadraeder3
    chadraeder3 Posts: 279 Member
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    Or http://youtu.be/WJq96xw9Yh4
  • kbiggz76
    kbiggz76 Posts: 6
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    F@$k me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    I also like "Hey. Wanna bang?"

    When I see a good lookin' gal, I just pull up with my van, and lean out my window and shout, "WOULD BANG!!!!" It get's them every time.
  • babyj0
    babyj0 Posts: 531 Member
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    - Those pants are so tight. How do you get in them?
    - You can start by buying me a beer!
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
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    I also like "Hey. Wanna bang?"

    When I see a good lookin' gal, I just pull up with my van, and lean out my window and shout, "WOULD BANG!!!!" It get's them every time.

    OMG, where did my panties go?! They've just disappeared!
  • Southern_Belle_LA
    Southern_Belle_LA Posts: 931 Member
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    Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
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    If you're not using your vagina for the next 30 minutes, could I borrow it?
  • brattyworm
    brattyworm Posts: 2,137 Member
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    one i got from a sailor, we had been underway awhile.

    He held out a screw and said want a screw.... answer no.
    he holds up a nut... but I gotta nut.
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
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    I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!

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