Pick up lines
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You are the Apple of my i-Mac.0
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F@$k me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?0
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I also like "Hey. Wanna bang?"
When I see a good lookin' gal, I just pull up with my van, and lean out my window and shout, "WOULD BANG!!!!" It get's them every time.0 -
- Those pants are so tight. How do you get in them?
- You can start by buying me a beer!0 -
I also like "Hey. Wanna bang?"
When I see a good lookin' gal, I just pull up with my van, and lean out my window and shout, "WOULD BANG!!!!" It get's them every time.
OMG, where did my panties go?! They've just disappeared!0 -
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?0
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If you're not using your vagina for the next 30 minutes, could I borrow it?0
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one i got from a sailor, we had been underway awhile.
He held out a screw and said want a screw.... answer no.
he holds up a nut... but I gotta nut.0 -
I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but... I'm Batman!0
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Are you a magician??? Because Abraca-DAYUM!0
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Have you got any Irish in you?...Would you like some?0
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I had a guy use this on me at a concert once
Guy: Wanna grab a pizza and Shag? (he used the F word..)
Me : NO!
Guy: What you dont like pizza?
I had to give him a high five for that...caught me off gaurd and it was pretty clever.0 -
*Hand them Napkin*
Ask "Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
Works every time!0 -
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No) Well then, please start. ...
Old is gold haha0 -
I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No) Well then, please start. ...
Old is gold haha
Lol im using that one lmao0 -
Hey there, wanna come to my place and watch porn on my 50 inch flat screen mirror?0
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Hey there, wanna come to my place and watch porn on my 50 inch flat screen mirror?
HD?0 -
^^Lmao0
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Did it hurt?
You will gat a confused look with a "did what hurt?"
When you fell from heaven bc you are an angel...0 -
Here's one for the OP after I looked at her profile pictures...
Do you know karate? Because your legs are kicking!0 -
Political science pick up line: "Are you a proletariat? 'Cause you're causing an uprising in my lower class!"
AHAHHAHAAHAA!
Do you work at subway?
'cause you just made me a footlong.0 -
Do you have a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in em0
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"Get in the van and no one gets hurt." (Best pickup line I ever used...)
HAHAHAHAHA! That's priceless. Did that even work?0 -
I would like to continue on the same trend set by the lovely Octobernightmare! Inappropriate and rarely works. Unless you want to be pepper sprayed. Hahaha!
"I have a .44 Magnum pointed at your kidney. Would you like to go out for coffee?" ~Aris0 -
"Girl, I wish you were my baby toe"
Said girl, feeling confused asks "why?"
guy leers for effect "so I could bang you on every piece of furniture"
Panties. Dropped.0 -
so funny, real good one0
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There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.0
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shining hair - piercing eyes - you stand before me in a cast of blue skies
Heaven's gate - Angelic voice - For you my sweet I've made my choice0 -
So are you gonna give me your number or am I going to have to stalk you?0
http://youtu.be/WJq96xw9Yh4
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