A Residential Connundrum

_incogNEATo_

Our HOA is having an election in the next few weeks and there are two running for Lawn Enforcer. These are the ones that write citations for your grass being too high, your shrubbery gardens being full of weeds, and trash/junk in the yard. Of the two running, one has his boat parked in the front yard year round and the other is a woman that doesn't even do her own yard work.

I want to write somebody in, but I need suggestions.

Thanks!

ETA: If you're for either one of these neighbors, don't comment. I need to be original and vote for somebody totally off the radar to prove my point.

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_A_Real_Mouthful wrote: »

the woman. its her turn.

Edited, because I forgot to clarify.

JustMissTracy

I think you should put your OWN name in..

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_incogNEATo_

No, plus her husband cheated on her WHILE he was Lawn Enforcer about 10 years ago. It was the talk of the neighborhood. I don't blame him though.

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_A_Real_Mouthful wrote: »

_incogNEATo_ wrote: »

_A_Real_Mouthful wrote: »

the woman. its her turn.

Edited, because I forgot to clarify.

if whoever you vote for doesn't win, you should threaten to move to Canada. Not Mexico though.

There are threats being made by residents to move to the subdivision down the street if the guy wins. Everybody thinks he's just a showboat (no pun intended)..

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beagletracks

Just do whatever will make the boldest statement. I mean, it's not as if your decision will affect the the entire world or anything. No big deal. It might be cool to get someone in who will just destroy everything, you know?

_John_

You live in bama right? I'd just take the bad that comes with living in a neighborhood that actually takes care of their stuff and respects other people's property values.

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toned_thugs_n_harmony

^^ LOL he does.

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TheRoadDog

Doesn't matter who you write in. It's the same as not voting. Besides the woman is banging the guy with the boat.

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BklynFitGuy

If the guy with the boat wins, will he require all homeowners to put fences around their property?

randomtai

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_incogNEATo_

randomtai wrote: »

Gigglesnort

you like dis?

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lstrat115 wrote: »

What kind of boat?

Motorboat.

G085H173

A LawN enforcer??!!
The land of the free, eh?
IF NONE OF YOU M*F*Rs don't cut your grass I'll kill ya!!
Why not dig up your garden and replace it with a pond as a wee haven for wildlife which will benefit all your neighbours gardens. Then both candidates can get lost! No LawN, No LawN Enforcer!!

Tsartele

Lawn Enforcers should be tarred and feathered...along with all other HOA fascists

jenovatrix

Write in Batman.

Shells918

G085H173

lstrat115 wrote: »

G085H173 wrote: »

A LawN enforcer??!!
The land of the free, eh?
IF NONE OF YOU M*F*Rs don't cut your grass I'll kill ya!!
Why not dig up your garden and replace it with a pond as a wee haven for wildlife which will benefit all your neighbours gardens. Then both candidates can get lost! No LawN, No LawN Enforcer!!

Hey! Your use of capital Ns is out of line! Why are you so angry about this position? Just trying to keep our property values from tanking because of some clown who throws a toilet in the front yard that hasn't been mowed in 6 weeks.

Ma'am
Not only am I flippant with my use of 'N' I am also quite abrupt in my use of the capital "Y"!! As in .... lawN enforcer? "Y?"

(But you are right- I am far too cheeky)

G085H173

lstrat115 wrote: »

G085H173 wrote: »

A LawN enforcer??!!
The land of the free, eh?
IF NONE OF YOU M*F*Rs don't cut your grass I'll kill ya!!
Why not dig up your garden and replace it with a pond as a wee haven for wildlife which will benefit all your neighbours gardens. Then both candidates can get lost! No LawN, No LawN Enforcer!!

Hey! Your use of capital Ns is out of line! Why are you so angry about this position? Just trying to keep our property values from tanking because of some clown who throws a toilet in the front yard that hasn't been mowed in 6 weeks.

I wonder though, do you have window inspectors too, to make sure they are clean?

SORRY!!! Flippancy again!! I shall counsel myself....! Unforgivable flippancy.

G085H173

lstrat115 wrote: »

G085H173 wrote: »

lstrat115 wrote: »

G085H173 wrote: »

A LawN enforcer??!!
The land of the free, eh?
IF NONE OF YOU M*F*Rs don't cut your grass I'll kill ya!!
Why not dig up your garden and replace it with a pond as a wee haven for wildlife which will benefit all your neighbours gardens. Then both candidates can get lost! No LawN, No LawN Enforcer!!

Hey! Your use of capital Ns is out of line! Why are you so angry about this position? Just trying to keep our property values from tanking because of some clown who throws a toilet in the front yard that hasn't been mowed in 6 weeks.

I wonder though, do you have window inspectors too, to make sure they are clean?

SORRY!!! Flippancy again!! I shall counsel myself....! Unforgivable flippancy.

Simmer down!!! You are out of control!!!
There are No wiNdow iNspectors iN my Neighborhood.

I kNow, I kNow! I caNt help mYself!!
I put it dowN to Nervous iNsecuritY.

And a little bit of madNess