Toddlers are gross
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lisahebert186
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Chocolate chip cookies, they said. So I have my toddler a chocolate chip cookie. He took one bite and then proceeded to smear it all over everything.
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lol yeah. I haven't got the patience. My "kids" are cats.5
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babies are grosser. They spit stuff up and then the diapers. ick
I'm so not maternal1 -
Yep. The mess never.fricken.ends.0
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I've got 3 boys. One thing you never want to hear: "that's not mud"5
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Lol yes they are.
My mom gave my nephew a soft caramel. He put it in his mouth. Everything great right? Nope I look over and it's running down the front of him. WTH kid. Had to be told to chew and swallow it.0 -
That's like...one of the least gross things I've heard of a toddler doing.
I work at early childhood programs. The other day this kid started crying after being scolded, but having just put a big piece of banana in his mouth that he was chewing. He started spitting up the banana which was basically liquid at this point and I caught it in my hand.1 -
I have three kids and my youngest, the 18 month old, is far messier than the other two were. Don't get me wrong it's all fun and games until a toddler with a mouth full of cookie all of a sudden decides he doesn't want that cookie He wants a new one. Lol.1
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My older sister took all the mom genes and left me none. I am so not a parent. But I love hanging out with my friend's kids and I learn so much about kids through them.
Like the fact that everything at arms reach level has a permanent coat of "oh god that's sticky and I don't want to know what it is".
Got my first filthy-handed leg-hug (they wrap their little arms around my legs) and ended up with sticky knees from them. This was a phenomenon I'd only ever heard of prior to that.
Dang but they sure are cute sometimes. Sticky faces and all.1 -
It's been great birth control for my younger sister. Watching her change a dirty diaper was priceless. Lol. My oldest is 10 and my sister is 22. So they have grown up together.2
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Great birth control indeed! I get my loving children fix when I need it but when I can't take anymore tantrums I peace out lol.
PS this whole thread has made my night, thank you all!0 -
That's like my sister. She is taking the oldest two for the day tomorrow and the bringing them home. That's all she can handle.1
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My toddlers used to chew on dried apricots and then put the squishy chewed remnants aside to discover later. Ew.1
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Kids....eww2
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My 2 yr old just discovered he can see some of the things he ate recently in his poop. Yesterday he said kiwi in poop? Eat it? Eat kiwi poop?! Want now!
Yeah. Toddlers are gross.2 -
Noelani1503 wrote: »My 2 yr old just discovered he can see some of the things he ate recently in his poop. Yesterday he said kiwi in poop? Eat it? Eat kiwi poop?! Want now!
Yeah. Toddlers are gross.
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Noelani1503 wrote: »My 2 yr old just discovered he can see some of the things he ate recently in his poop. Yesterday he said kiwi in poop? Eat it? Eat kiwi poop?! Want now!
Yeah. Toddlers are gross.
Lol. That's fantastic.2 -
My 16 month old discovered how to take his diapers off recently, and his favorite time to do it is when its full.
I don't mean with pee.
Pretty fun when daddy stepped in it, thought it was a cookie the baby left out early, and picked it up to "check it" by smelling it1 -
EmilyEmpowered wrote: »My 16 month old discovered how to take his diapers off recently, and his favorite time to do it is when its full.
I don't mean with pee.
Pretty fun when daddy stepped in it, thought it was a cookie the baby left out early, and picked it up to "check it" by smelling it
Lol. I've heard this is a problem with most kids. I guess that's a big benefit of cloth diapering. I can barely get the damn thing off. No way the kid can do it.1
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