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The Real Housewives of MFP

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  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    darlswife wrote: »
    We'll need a driver for our drunken outings.

    Well I don't drink anymore so I guess I could be the driver...
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Vik aren't you J's Butler
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    I can moonlight...
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Haha ok.
    You'll need uniforms
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    Butler, Chauffeur... The hat and a jacket is the only real difference
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    We can moonlight?

    masseur...
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Apparently Vik is so sure
  • Arathels
    Arathels Posts: 6,883 Member
    moijo0 wrote: »
    Arathels wrote: »
    moijo0 wrote: »
    i need a personal trainer ..can i get one of those here?

    I'll be your trainer! ;)

    great ill trade you, you can have half my boobs! :D

    Aww thanks, how sweet of you but I'm actually meeting a plastic surgeon in August, gonna see what we can do about that boob situation. :D
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  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    We can moonlight?

    masseur...

    Wait... I want to change one of my jobs...
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    VikMcAnik wrote: »
    We can moonlight?

    masseur...

    Wait... I want to change one of my jobs...

    This made me laugh out loud for real
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    Sorry vik my friend I'm both plumber and masseur

    I will need holiday though so... stand in?
  • PamelaW41
    PamelaW41 Posts: 287 Member
    I'm going to need a pool boy too. I'm already picturing his uniform in my mind! >:)
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    pool boy it is...
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Haha. What do you think we housewives Are?????
    Although I think @ilfaith was thinking about an affair with the tennis pro. How's thst going btw

    Lol housewives that buy new kitchens every year but somehow still need the plumber twice a week..

    I need the plumber at least four times a week. My pipes get clogged a lot.

    @jenjencin78 that's going to take some time to sort out! I suggest starting early and finishing late.

    @Kvm11628 you know my stuff a better quality than that junk...

    High grade, @Mr_Stabbems. I would fully support your role as plumber. We might also need a tv repairman. All those remote controls get broken and lost. Can we count on you?
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Kvm11628 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    Haha. What do you think we housewives Are?????
    Although I think @ilfaith was thinking about an affair with the tennis pro. How's thst going btw

    Lol housewives that buy new kitchens every year but somehow still need the plumber twice a week..

    I need the plumber at least four times a week. My pipes get clogged a lot.

    @jenjencin78 that's going to take some time to sort out! I suggest starting early and finishing late.

    @Kvm11628 you know my stuff a better quality than that junk...

    High grade, @Mr_Stabbems. I would fully support your role as plumber. We might also need a tv repairman. All those remote controls get broken and lost. Can we count on you?

    Oh maybe someone to change batteries in things. Like remotes...among other things
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Kvm11628 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    Haha. What do you think we housewives Are?????
    Although I think @ilfaith was thinking about an affair with the tennis pro. How's thst going btw

    Lol housewives that buy new kitchens every year but somehow still need the plumber twice a week..

    I need the plumber at least four times a week. My pipes get clogged a lot.

    @jenjencin78 that's going to take some time to sort out! I suggest starting early and finishing late.

    @Kvm11628 you know my stuff a better quality than that junk...

    High grade, @Mr_Stabbems. I would fully support your role as plumber. We might also need a tv repairman. All those remote controls get broken and lost. Can we count on you?

    Oh maybe someone to change batteries in things. Like remotes...among other things

    I have a feeling there'd be a lot of battery changing being needed on this show...
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Kvm11628 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    Haha. What do you think we housewives Are?????
    Although I think @ilfaith was thinking about an affair with the tennis pro. How's thst going btw

    Lol housewives that buy new kitchens every year but somehow still need the plumber twice a week..

    I need the plumber at least four times a week. My pipes get clogged a lot.

    @jenjencin78 that's going to take some time to sort out! I suggest starting early and finishing late.

    @Kvm11628 you know my stuff a better quality than that junk...

    High grade, @Mr_Stabbems. I would fully support your role as plumber. We might also need a tv repairman. All those remote controls get broken and lost. Can we count on you?

    Oh maybe someone to change batteries in things. Like remotes...among other things

    Well he is a smart guy. I think he could figure out how to handle it.
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    VikMcAnik wrote: »
    darlswife wrote: »
    We'll need a driver for our drunken outings.

    Well I don't drink anymore so I guess I could be the driver...

    You have to be the driver ... and stay in the car til we're done
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    yes sir... :/
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    VikMcAnik wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    Kvm11628 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    Haha. What do you think we housewives Are?????
    Although I think @ilfaith was thinking about an affair with the tennis pro. How's thst going btw

    Lol housewives that buy new kitchens every year but somehow still need the plumber twice a week..

    I need the plumber at least four times a week. My pipes get clogged a lot.

    @jenjencin78 that's going to take some time to sort out! I suggest starting early and finishing late.

    @Kvm11628 you know my stuff a better quality than that junk...

    High grade, @Mr_Stabbems. I would fully support your role as plumber. We might also need a tv repairman. All those remote controls get broken and lost. Can we count on you?

    Oh maybe someone to change batteries in things. Like remotes...among other things

    I have a feeling there'd be a lot of battery changing being needed on this show...

    Not if we hire the right staff to take care of battery-related needs.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    synchkat wrote: »

    Oh maybe someone to change batteries in things. Like remotes...among other things

    I always giggle on a plane when the flight attendant announces we are "free to use personal electronic devices"
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    Kvm11628 wrote: »
    VikMcAnik wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    Kvm11628 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    Haha. What do you think we housewives Are?????
    Although I think @ilfaith was thinking about an affair with the tennis pro. How's thst going btw

    Lol housewives that buy new kitchens every year but somehow still need the plumber twice a week..

    I need the plumber at least four times a week. My pipes get clogged a lot.

    @jenjencin78 that's going to take some time to sort out! I suggest starting early and finishing late.

    @Kvm11628 you know my stuff a better quality than that junk...

    High grade, @Mr_Stabbems. I would fully support your role as plumber. We might also need a tv repairman. All those remote controls get broken and lost. Can we count on you?

    Oh maybe someone to change batteries in things. Like remotes...among other things

    I have a feeling there'd be a lot of battery changing being needed on this show...

    Not if we hire the right staff to take care of battery-related needs.

    finding the right staff shouldn't be a problem...
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    VikMcAnik wrote: »
    Kvm11628 wrote: »
    VikMcAnik wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    Kvm11628 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    Haha. What do you think we housewives Are?????
    Although I think @ilfaith was thinking about an affair with the tennis pro. How's thst going btw

    Lol housewives that buy new kitchens every year but somehow still need the plumber twice a week..

    I need the plumber at least four times a week. My pipes get clogged a lot.

    @jenjencin78 that's going to take some time to sort out! I suggest starting early and finishing late.

    @Kvm11628 you know my stuff a better quality than that junk...

    High grade, @Mr_Stabbems. I would fully support your role as plumber. We might also need a tv repairman. All those remote controls get broken and lost. Can we count on you?

    Oh maybe someone to change batteries in things. Like remotes...among other things

    I have a feeling there'd be a lot of battery changing being needed on this show...

    Not if we hire the right staff to take care of battery-related needs.

    finding the right staff shouldn't be a problem...

    Well, the interview process is grueling
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    We have resilient staff...
  • jenjencin78
    jenjencin78 Posts: 4,415 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Kvm11628 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    Haha. What do you think we housewives Are?????
    Although I think @ilfaith was thinking about an affair with the tennis pro. How's thst going btw

    Lol housewives that buy new kitchens every year but somehow still need the plumber twice a week..

    I need the plumber at least four times a week. My pipes get clogged a lot.

    @jenjencin78 that's going to take some time to sort out! I suggest starting early and finishing late.

    @Kvm11628 you know my stuff a better quality than that junk...

    High grade, @Mr_Stabbems. I would fully support your role as plumber. We might also need a tv repairman. All those remote controls get broken and lost. Can we count on you?

    Oh maybe someone to change batteries in things. Like remotes...among other things

    Not to worry ladies I own stock in Duracell, we are all set!
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    ilfaith wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »

    Oh maybe someone to change batteries in things. Like remotes...among other things

    I always giggle on a plane when the flight attendant announces we are "free to use personal electronic devices"

    Omg next time pull out a vibrator then look around and go um oops ya not what she meant?
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    Speaking of vibraters who's going to go to the sex shop with me so we can make funny innuendos for a light B storyline
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    I think im gonna need a workforce here lol. This job is bigger than I thought!

    @Hey_Its_That_One_Guy can I get some help here?
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