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MyChocolateDiet
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I've decided after a dream where tinkerbell told me that 800 calories are okay and i noticed some people in the boards don't care how many calories anyone consumes that I'm gonna eat 800 cals until I reach my arbitrary goal in a couple weeks to be as skinny and non-fat as possible for a party I'm throwing. I don't care if my hair falls out because I can buy a wig and extensions, and pretty much I don't need a bank account (or bank account analogy) because I have a husband who does.

So can someone please tell me how to meet my 108 grams protein macro's on this plan? the 800 cal plan?
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  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
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    Sperm.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
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    Sperm.

    /thread
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    Sperm.

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    ETA: note to the mods. there is nothing "suggestive" about this gif. it's a staple of comedy called a "spit take" when somebody says something shocking and has been in use since the Milton Berle TV days.
  • Lauren8239
    Lauren8239 Posts: 1,039 Member
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    Bwahahahahahaha!! Epic! :laugh:
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
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    tyler's sperm
  • allifantastical
    allifantastical Posts: 946 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
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    tyler's sperm

    QFT
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
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    tyler's sperm
    QFT
  • Barbellerella
    Barbellerella Posts: 1,838 Member
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    tyler's sperm

    QFT
    JINX!
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
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    tyler's sperm

    QFT
    JINX!

    ....
  • Janyaa
    Janyaa Posts: 64 Member
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    Well, this thread took an unexpected turn...! :noway: :laugh:

    :drinker:
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
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    tyler's sperm

    QFT
    JINX!

    ....

    This is a great day for MFP and all mankind!!!!!
  • lisy28
    lisy28 Posts: 156 Member
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    LMAOooooooooooo
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
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    Sperm.

    But what about those of us with a nut allergy?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Oh em gee. Thanks guise! Husband is going to :heart: your suggestive suggestions.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
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    tyler's sperm

    He doesn't have any left because of:

    yo-gabba-gabba-foofa.jpg
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
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    Well, this thread took an unexpected turn...! :noway: :laugh:

    Not really.
  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
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    IN.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    tyler's sperm

    He doesn't have any left because of:

    yo-gabba-gabba-foofa.jpg
    ummmm...ouch. Thats NOT what the foofa is for! so scratch.
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