Anyone heard of the eat less/move more diet

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  • peeaanuut
    peeaanuut Posts: 359 Member
    You are so wrong! I tried that, I was eating 500 calories a day (5 evenly spaced meals of 100 calories each) and going to the gym 2 hours per day, 6 days a week and zumba on the day I didn't go AND I GAINED 6 LBS!!!111 But then I started taking hCG and everything's okay now.
    Sweet Christ I hope you're kidding.

    I certainly hope she is... :-/

    She's totally trolling. It's a great spoof on some of the crazier posts around here.

    crazy or misunderstood? Cause that guy who goes on about bacon is awesome!
  • aliencheesecake
    aliencheesecake Posts: 569 Member
    But will you regain the weight? Or will it give you cancer? Or anxiety? Or what if you don't lose weight quick enough? Can you weigh in daily on this diet? How many calories a day do you get? Is it enough...or too many???!?!

    Or worse...will it cause anal leakage???
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    Does it come in a pill?


    LOL! Yes. That is awesome.
  • peeaanuut
    peeaanuut Posts: 359 Member
    I call shenanigans

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  • karllundy
    karllundy Posts: 1,490 Member
    i heard that if you do this for your whole life, you will die.

    ROFLMAO!!!
  • miqisha
    miqisha Posts: 1,534 Member
    Sounds like it wouldn't work, doesn't seem logical.......
  • delaniecastillo
    delaniecastillo Posts: 284
    Sadly, when I finally sat down and realized what I was doing to lose weight, i came to the realization that is was THAT simple. Eat less and move more. It has made losing weight that much easier.
  • oddyogi
    oddyogi Posts: 1,816 Member
    dancefatty.gif

    seems to be werking

    What is he saying?
  • Espressocycle
    Espressocycle Posts: 2,245 Member
    It's a fad, doesn't work.
  • cmcollins001
    cmcollins001 Posts: 3,472 Member
    dancefatty.gif

    seems to be werking

    What is he saying?

    Well, "Eat less, move more worked for me!" of course.
  • peeaanuut
    peeaanuut Posts: 359 Member
    Sadly, when I finally sat down and realized what I was doing to lose weight, i came to the realization that is was THAT simple. Eat less and move more. It has made losing weight that much easier.

    your profile image makes that post oh so much more relivant.
  • SrJoben
    SrJoben Posts: 484 Member
    SUPPOSEDLY you eat less, move a little more, and then you lose weight?

    Also, SUPPOSEDLY you are supposed to make this a lifestyle change, and do it FOREVER?

    Seems legit, but I don't know...

    Well I don't agree but everyone has their own opinion. :drinker:
  • Cindyinpg
    Cindyinpg Posts: 3,902 Member
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  • jenna808
    jenna808 Posts: 79 Member
    I don't remember seeing an infomercial or bold faced lettering on magazines at the grocery store check out about this "diet" you speak of, so clearly it can't possibly work for me!
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
    If it doesn't make me look like this in 3 hours, I don't think it's legit.

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  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
    If it doesn't make me look like this in 3 hours, I don't think it's legit.

    grid-cell-29957-1372266314-23.jpg

    too much chin. would not bang.
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    If you're "moving more" without lifting heavy, you're doing it wrong.
  • jdm_taco
    jdm_taco Posts: 999 Member
    This is awesome. What a novel concept.
  • jogglesngoggles
    jogglesngoggles Posts: 362 Member
    Is it going to make me bulky?? Can't have that!
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    If you're "moving more" without lifting heavy, you're doing it wrong.

    Says who?
  • MrsG31
    MrsG31 Posts: 364 Member
    dancefatty.gif

    seems to be werking

    seems to be twerking...

    Does clicking the TV remote more often count as moving more?

    did someone say twerking??

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    I'm still waiting for someone to add that into the exercise database.

    Bahahahaha! That made me laugh. :)
  • yogsvr4
    yogsvr4 Posts: 149 Member
    Its this kind of information that'll the weight loss hucksters fight every day!
  • LunarPhases
    LunarPhases Posts: 13 Member
    dancefatty.gif

    seems to be werking

    seems to be twerking...

    Does clicking the TV remote more often count as moving more?

    did someone say twerking??

    tumblr_mhz0guTFX41refo9bo1_r1_400.gif

    I'm still waiting for someone to add that into the exercise database.


    amazing.
  • amandzor
    amandzor Posts: 386 Member
    This has got to be my favorite thread of the entire forum.

    I've spent my life on the eat more/move less diet.

    I just don't know why I'm not losing any weight!
  • trogalicious
    trogalicious Posts: 4,584 Member
    This has got to be my favorite thread of the entire forum.

    I've spent my life on the eat more/move less diet.

    I just don't know why I'm not losing any weight!

    since you mention it, you're not eating enough.

    problem solved.
  • allstatemom
    allstatemom Posts: 183 Member
    Okay, so if I try this new diet will I need to buy a juicer?
  • MrsSenecal
    MrsSenecal Posts: 312 Member
    dancefatty.gif

    seems to be werking
    WTF LMAO!!
  • likitisplit
    likitisplit Posts: 9,420 Member
    If you move more by doing Crossfit, they will cripple you, take all your money and post your pictures on the Internet.

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