What are you doing RIGHT NOW???

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  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    edited September 2022
    Blocking someone on snap who added me as a friend just to offer me $100 to watch him pleasure himself while making fun of his tiny appendage 😂

    wtf

    You’re worth more than that

    Shut up, I love you

    Do you know about the guy on mfp who likes to get kicked?

    No but I'm absolutely listening

    There’s a guy on MFP who likes to be kicked.

    In his privates

    He comes back every once in a while and propositions some of the women on here

    Well now I'm waiting with bated breath
    It isn’t you, is it? Sorry, sometimes I worry everything is a conspiracy

    She does like flogging. We never know 😆

    I regret sharing my kinks with you 😂
    Blocking someone on snap who added me as a friend just to offer me $100 to watch him pleasure himself while making fun of his tiny appendage 😂

    wtf

    You’re worth more than that

    Shut up, I love you

    Do you know about the guy on mfp who likes to get kicked?

    No but I'm absolutely listening

    There’s a guy on MFP who likes to be kicked.

    In his privates

    He comes back every once in a while and propositions some of the women on here

    Well now I'm waiting with bated breath
    It isn’t you, is it? Sorry, sometimes I worry everything is a conspiracy

    She does like flogging. We never know 😆

    I regret sharing my kinks with you 😂

    SAME🤣

    I'm not sorry

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  • Reckoner67_again
    Reckoner67_again Posts: 184 Member
    This thread has been pure spun gold today, thanks all
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    Blocking someone on snap who added me as a friend just to offer me $100 to watch him pleasure himself while making fun of his tiny appendage 😂

    wtf

    Is this the same or different than celebrity butt crack guy?
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,435 Member
    Receiving lots of MFP notifications
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Blocking someone on snap who added me as a friend just to offer me $100 to watch him pleasure himself while making fun of his tiny appendage 😂

    wtf

    You’re worth more than that

    Shut up, I love you

    Do you know about the guy on mfp who likes to get kicked?

    No but I'm absolutely listening

    There’s a guy on MFP who likes to be kicked.

    In his privates

    He comes back every once in a while and propositions some of the women on here

    Don't forget you have to wear heels while doing so
    Yes. How could I forget
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    Receiving lots of MFP notifications

    Holy crap I thought I turned off email notifications
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    And since when isn’t crap kittened
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    And since when isn’t crap kittened

    Neither is dumbass, which made it through the other day

    I am almost positive the filter is more lax lately
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    *kitten*
  • R3d_butt3rfly_
    R3d_butt3rfly_ Posts: 1,589 Member
    Looking through Pinterest for ideas on how to make my own wall mount hot wheels display. My son has over 200 cars and I'd love to make a display but I'm not sure I'm crafty enough to build one. The ones I saw are super expensive.
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,233 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Blocking someone on snap who added me as a friend just to offer me $100 to watch him pleasure himself while making fun of his tiny appendage 😂

    wtf
    $100 to watch and make fun of him?!🤯 Some people have all the luck.
    I feel like you would absolutely have this skill set.


    You really think so?🥹
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,233 Member
    Receiving lots of MFP notifications

    Omg, they are coming to my email all like they’re brand new.😂


    Go MFP Go!
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    MelG7777 wrote: »
    Blocking someone on snap who added me as a friend just to offer me $100 to watch him pleasure himself while making fun of his tiny appendage 😂

    wtf
    $100 to watch and make fun of him?!🤯 Some people have all the luck.
    I feel like you would absolutely have this skill set.


    You really think so?🥹

    I think you are a woman of many gifts. I think it’s likely that making fun of a man’s tiny pisher (Not that there’s anything wrong with that) in a funny way could be one of them if he consents and actively wants it. For a price.
  • Alinouveau2
    Alinouveau2 Posts: 6,435 Member
    Receiving lots of MFP notifications

    Holy crap I thought I turned off email notifications

    I assumed I had too. Nope
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    And since when isn’t crap kittened

    Neither is dumbass, which made it through the other day

    I am almost positive the filter is more lax lately

    Moderation, too
  • TwitchyMagee
    TwitchyMagee Posts: 4,579 Member
    edited September 2022
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    And since when isn’t crap kittened

    Neither is dumbass, which made it through the other day

    I am almost positive the filter is more lax lately

    Moderation, too
    Maybe you’re not trying hard enough
    OK, maybe we are not trying hard enough
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    And since when isn’t crap kittened

    Neither is dumbass, which made it through the other day

    I am almost positive the filter is more lax lately

    Moderation, too
    Maybe you’re not trying hard enough
    OK, maybe we are not trying hard enough

    I try to be a good boy, I'm not part of your we o:)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Snuggling with my boy, he's ill 😒

    Hope he is better soon Raych 🤗
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited September 2022
    Blocking someone on snap who added me as a friend just to offer me $100 to watch him pleasure himself while making fun of his tiny appendage 😂

    wtf

    I think he was on mfp 😒 (different to ball kicking guy)
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    And since when isn’t crap kittened

    Neither is dumbass, which made it through the other day

    I am almost positive the filter is more lax lately

    Moderation, too
    Maybe you’re not trying hard enough
    OK, maybe we are not trying hard enough

    I try to be a good boy, I'm not part of your we o:)

    🤔
  • OnlyPans
    OnlyPans Posts: 629 Member
    Trying not to inhale. Wildfire smoke tastes like wood.*smacks tongue*
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Trying not to inhale. Wildfire smoke tastes like wood.*smacks tongue*

    How long can you hold your breath for? 😁
  • MelG7777
    MelG7777 Posts: 14,233 Member
    Going to bed early. Crazy early. This is bizarre. But good.
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Trying not to inhale. Wildfire smoke tastes like wood.*smacks tongue*

    How long can you hold your breath for? 😁

    He didn't answer yet, I hope he's not dead
  • Troopadour
    Troopadour Posts: 25 Member
    Snuggling with my boy, he's ill 😒
    Hope he gets to feeling better - sending lots of positive vibes!!!
  • piggy_smalls
    piggy_smalls Posts: 1,771 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Trying not to inhale. Wildfire smoke tastes like wood.*smacks tongue*

    I wonder why that is. 🤔
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    OnlyPans wrote: »
    Trying not to inhale. Wildfire smoke tastes like wood.*smacks tongue*

    How long can you hold your breath for? 😁

    He didn't answer yet, I hope he's not dead

    😲 maybe he held it too long
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    Walking on the treadmill, feels like I’ve been walking for 1 hour but I just looked and it has only been 8 minutes 😅
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Walking on the treadmill, feels like I’ve been walking for 1 hour but I just looked and it has only been 8 minutes 😅

    Ughh I hate that 😔
  • CoffeeNstilettos
    CoffeeNstilettos Posts: 2,593 Member
    IslandGal3 wrote: »
    Waiting to see the orthopedic.

    I hope it goes well <3