Deadlift question for MEN ONLY

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  • cerise_noir
    cerise_noir Posts: 5,468 Member
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    piperdown44 wrote: »
    Grow longer arms.....

    Or shorten your.....never mind.

    I wish your twig and berries all the best. After all, it must be so hard to deal with such a rising matter!
  • sgt1372
    sgt1372 Posts: 3,997 Member
    edited August 2016
    I wear spandex UnderArmor shorts and don't have any problems w/the twigs or berries -- or, should I say, the lumber and melons?

    LOL!
  • evilokc
    evilokc Posts: 263 Member
    I use a stance in between sumo and regular and have never had an issue.
  • evilokc
    evilokc Posts: 263 Member
    There is a boob thread?! I love boobs!
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    This gave me morning chuckles

    Ladies, you surpass yourselves...well done

    Snurk
  • jessef593
    jessef593 Posts: 2,272 Member
    Compression shorts, tucking, sumo deadlifts.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    sgt1372 wrote: »
    I wear spandex UnderArmor shorts and don't have any problems w/the twigs or berries -- or, should I say, the lumber and melons?

    LOL!

    HELLO! I hear you have a lovely swing set.
  • deluxmary2000
    deluxmary2000 Posts: 981 Member
    I'm so glad I ignored the title and read this thread.
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    No pics though

    Never happened
  • JayWalk39
    JayWalk39 Posts: 68 Member
    edited August 2016
    Cold shower/swim before deadlifting??? :)
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I like compression shorts to help keep the junk tucked, but I ain't swinging porn package so you just might be luckily unlucky there.
  • CasperNaegle
    CasperNaegle Posts: 936 Member
    I deadlift weekly and have not ever had the problem. Are you hitting with bar or what? Feet a little over shoulder width? I never wear underwear so maybe it's just hanging more free?? Today is back day, I will pay closer attention!
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  • cmtristani
    cmtristani Posts: 117 Member
    Nothing passes the time on a Friday afternoon quite like this thread
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    samanthaluangphixay wrote: »
    TR0berts wrote: »
    Dope pulls sumo, for those that have asked.

    Call Kaientai. I'm sure they can help you out.

    I have no idea if anyone here will get that reference...

    INDEED.

    Choppee Choppee...
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    I'm pleased that you managed to call them three different things in that short of a post.
  • enterdanger
    enterdanger Posts: 2,447 Member
    I'm just in here to learn some new words for penis and balls. Also, I always like seeing what the big deal is when someone says they only want answers from a specific sex. Good luck with your junk.
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    I keep a narrow stance for conventional DLs and have had this problem before. Now it's just part of my setup to be sure that my rod is positioned in a way that it won't be compromised during the lift. As for balls, my wife keeps those so I haven't had to worry about them in years. :|

    Does she have a pretty jug or vase for them ?
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    Sued0nim wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    I keep a narrow stance for conventional DLs and have had this problem before. Now it's just part of my setup to be sure that my rod is positioned in a way that it won't be compromised during the lift. As for balls, my wife keeps those so I haven't had to worry about them in years. :|

    Does she have a pretty jug or vase for them ?

    Yes, please post pics of her jugs.


    I mean, jug.
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    TR0berts wrote: »
    Sued0nim wrote: »
    _incogNEATo_ wrote: »
    I keep a narrow stance for conventional DLs and have had this problem before. Now it's just part of my setup to be sure that my rod is positioned in a way that it won't be compromised during the lift. As for balls, my wife keeps those so I haven't had to worry about them in years. :|

    Does she have a pretty jug or vase for them ?

    Yes, please post pics of her jugs.


    I mean, jug.

    To be fair, she may have a jug for each
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    I thought purses were the testicular storage standard?
  • Gallowmere1984
    Gallowmere1984 Posts: 6,626 Member
    Just wait until you are doing shrugs with 500+ on the bar. If you're lucky, it'll just kind of ride over the bar. If you're not...ugh.
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    This thread has the answers you are looking for.

    http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10445473/is-health-always-worth-it#latest
  • ROBOTFOOD
    ROBOTFOOD Posts: 5,527 Member
    I was blessed with super long arms so at lockout, the bar is about 2in lower. Hope you find something that works for ya! Maybe UA compression briefs?
  • kar328
    kar328 Posts: 4,159 Member
    Just a thank you to all for this thread and making me laugh out loud while stuck at work on this Friday night/Saturday morning. It made all the bad stuff go away.
  • nutmegoreo
    nutmegoreo Posts: 15,532 Member
    DopeItUp wrote: »
    I thought purses were the testicular storage standard?

    I think this depends on how angry she is, so it may vary from day to day, moment to moment.

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