I'm a horrible person to date because....

Cutemesoon

1) I'm EXTREMELY private. Good luck getting to know me.
2) I trust NO ONE. Good luck getting past my defenses.
3) I don't like unsolicited touching.
4) I have 0 tolerance for foolishness.
5) I don't put out. Good luck getting some *kitten*!

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JeffreyMGiron

I drive to fast, i talk too much, i get really nervous, im ugly

ncboiler89

arleban wrote: »

Because it puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again!!!

I'm sometimes too silly when I should be serious.

Because it puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again!!!

lenoresdream

I have severe trauma and trust issues from the years of emotional abuse from bad boyfriends. I've been single so long to find myself and get help to overcome trauma that I don't know how to be in a relationship anymore. Or if I ever could be again.

Also now I really want a hug from @Verchild lol

Mdistler92

Jesus, where to begin XD
I have been told I'm intimidating and brash.
My defense mechanism is to laugh.
I have an inappropriate sense of humor.
I get bored easily.
I have an annoying subconscious need to be right on everything.

ncboiler89

Mdistler92 wrote: »

Jesus, where to begin XD
I have been told I'm intimidating and brash.
My defense mechanism is to laugh.
I have an inappropriate sense of humor.
I get bored easily.
I have an annoying subconscious need to be right on everything.

Wow. I have found my doppelganger.

DrenRigs

Cutemesoon wrote: »

1) I'm EXTREMELY private. Good luck getting to know me.
2) I trust NO ONE. Good luck getting past my defenses.
3) I don't like unsolicited touching.
4) I have 0 tolerance for foolishness.
5) I don't put out. Good luck getting some *kitten*!

Doesn't sound like challenge it's just going to be 50 50 then

fat2fitbunana

I treat dating like an experiment

MsQ80

I'm waaaaay to sarcastic.. Probs to sexual.. And I apologize a lot.

moya_bleh

I'm terrible to date because:

1. I'm only 5ft 8 (gross!)
2. I have a face that can curdle milk in a fridge
3. After years of being single and being told points 1 and 2 repeatedly by the dating pool to the point where it completely destroyed my self-worth, I've accepted and began to really enjoy being single and looking after myself.
4. I'm in my 40s, and the reality of dating at my age is that I'll expected to work all of the hours that God sends to be nothing more than a 'replacement husband' and pick up the responsibilities of where the ex left off. I've seen my friends who are in relationships and they are miserable.

So in a nutshell, don't date me!

Damien_K

I enjoy my space way too much to share it with someone else.

memickee

1. If I am super attracted to you, I forget how to speak English.
2. Because I need a lot of alone time.
3. Can't cook, and really don't want to learn.

MTgal477

This is the best thread ever!!!! Hahaha

Angela937

I might throw up on you!

Pterod

I'm insatiable, my husband hates it.

Shrinking_Xtina

1. I take everything personally
2. I like to argue.
3. I'll eat all the peanut butter

427_Cobra

Finally a thread I can chime in on.

After being married and then dating post D, I realized that a lot of women are complete azz bags. It became a game of competing and who could do the most for them. Women marry the first time around for love, the second for money and my bank account didn't measure up. And after several attempts to prove them wrong, I outright gave the hell up. That was 6 years ago.

As for me being "un-datable", it's simple;

I don't trust that people are truthful and genuine
I am the proverbial "nice guy", which your mom would be proud of you for, but you want the bad boy type.
I am far too sarcastic and tease too much
I am a workaholic since being alone puts me in "survival mode"
Physical appearance is important to me ... "but she's a nice girl" I always heard. lol

Verchild

melmelw03 wrote: »

I forgot to add to my list that I'm extremely sarcastic and a giant smartass.

That would have been good to know... XD

Angela937 wrote: »

I might throw up on you!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, but it would be worth it.

MsQ80 wrote: »

I'm waaaaay to sarcastic.. Probs to sexual.. And I apologize a lot.

That is nothing to apologize for. :P

GymRatSF

1. I don't take life seriously enough
2. I am sarcastic
3. I expect people to be honest
4. I am a nice guy and we always seem to finish last.
5. I take care of myself and expect the same from a woman

Caporegiem

I'm full of chit and constantly make random things up just to see if people believe me, then laugh at them when they do.

BreonnaQueen

1. I'll order a hamburger and a salad. You'll order a hamburger and fries yet I will reach over and eat half of those fries on your place.
2. I hate being told No.
3. I turn any situation into a song.. sometimes the songs aren't that great

melmelw03

@Verchild
Maybe I need to add the sarcasm disclaimer to the bouts of random cursing one on my profile description.

JukeboxHeroine

I've thought of another:
I have an inappropriate sense of humor......and I love it.
I've been know to drop the "f" bomb a few times, that's not really lady like, but I don't care.

bigpoppa_

supernurse_84 wrote: »

I've thought of another:
I have an inappropriate sense of humor......and I love it.
I've been know to drop the "f" bomb a few times, that's not really lady like, but I don't care.

You say these like they're BAD things...

arleban

supernurse_84 wrote: »

1. I don't like to talk on the phone ( text me bro)
2. I require alone time
3. I don't like to be controlled or control anyone else
4. I like to roll over and pass out after " fun time" i.e. I forget to cuddle.

My people!

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arleban

Angela937 wrote: »

I might throw up on you!

oh come on. he deserved that.

ladydy911

1. I am very sarcastic and most people don't pick up on it.
2. I work way to much.
3. My mind never stops.
4. I tend to get off subject quite easily
5. I love to read, any book, any subject matter, any time.
6. I love the beach.
7. I love wine.
8. Wait, nevermind.

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