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I'm a horrible person to date because....
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Louise1491 wrote: »
I do have a PowerPoint presentation I send to all potential candidates so that they can see what is expected of them.Louise1491 wrote: »
@ronevans534 do you want me to send you a D pic?ronevans534 wrote: »Louise1491 wrote: »ronevans534 wrote: »Because I'm madly in love with @Louise1491
@ronevans534 did you tag the wrong Louise? I do that all the time...
No, the right Louise lol
How else will he know if he meets your standards?
It's NSFW though.
Let me know when to check my inbox.1 -
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I'm always working one way or the other0
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I'm never home
I'm super competitive
I'm kind of a *kitten*
I'll wear all your clothes
I pretty much need you to be touching me at all times
I'm always right
and I love my dog more than you, and will make sure that you know it0 -
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Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
That really happened to me. Turkish girl ate her food and then started dipping hands into my plate and finished my fries, I was like what the fudge.... Then when we were heading out, she reached out and held my hand like a couple would walk hand in hand. I hurried home as soon as possible. Turkish girls are pretty but too family connected - worse than desi girls. No wait, desi girls live at homelisahebert186 wrote: »I'm very nosey, ask ALOT of questions, I work a lot, I'll eat off your plate.
I'm not that bad, I'll at least ask first!!
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I'm too old, opinionated. I listen to music from the 60's and 70's. I don't text or take selfies.0
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Because I can't pig out with you.
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doing quite well thank you! and yourself?brianbgboy wrote: »because im a giant. im 6'6" and 240lbs. it has its advantages for some ladies but others find it awkward...
How you doin?
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i'm married 30 years.0
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Cutemesoon wrote: »1) I'm EXTREMELY private. Good luck getting to know me.
2) I trust NO ONE. Good luck getting past my defenses.
3) I don't like unsolicited touching.
4) I have 0 tolerance for foolishness.
5) I don't put out. Good luck getting some *kitten*!
I know we already have a winner, but I award you silver
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It'll be a fairy tale I hope you enjoy long walks at the beach lots of red Roses
^^^^ is this guy for real? because I think I just threw up in my mouth
another reason not to date me: I think long walks on the beach are lame (because it's hard to walk on the sand, plus all the people playing Frisbee and beach volleyball and I don't want to get smacked in the head, and most of all because I don't live anywhere near a beach) and roses make me sneeze.
oh - and I'm cynical...
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now this is a woman I can dig real fast! I love it!AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »It'll be a fairy tale I hope you enjoy long walks at the beach lots of red Roses
^^^^ is this guy for real? because I think I just threw up in my mouth
another reason not to date me: I think long walks on the beach are lame (because it's hard to walk on the sand, plus all the people playing Frisbee and beach volleyball and I don't want to get smacked in the head, and most of all because I don't live anywhere near a beach) and roses make me sneeze.
oh - and I'm cynical...
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I'm a complete *kitten*.
.... no plans on ever changing either.
*shrug
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I mean we pretty much do except the stealing of each other's food!Sugar_Pill wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »I hold a meaningful bond with you @Sugar_Pill
We could date?!
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Cutemesoon wrote: »1) I'm EXTREMELY private. Good luck getting to know me.
2) I trust NO ONE. Good luck getting past my defenses.
3) I don't like unsolicited touching.
4) I have 0 tolerance for foolishness.
5) I don't put out. Good luck getting some *kitten*!
I know we already have a winner, but I award you silver
Yay! Thanks! I'd like to accept this prestigious honor and thank all of the a holes that made me who I am today!1 -
TheRoadDog wrote: »I'm too old, opinionated. I listen to music from the 60's and 70's. I don't text or take selfies.
We are kindred spirits.0 -
- I'm neurotic and obsessive
- My moods can change so fast it'll give you whiplash (just feed me and it gets better)
- I have really high expectations with everything in my life1 -
I will eat all your foods.0
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I don't believe in love, I'll probably always be more attached to my cat than you, and I enjoy arguing for the sake of it (sometimes).0
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- I have a tattoo addiction and will probably choose new ink over buying you a gift
- I enjoy being single
- I have a wandering eye
- I'm narcissistic
- I'll probably occasionally picture someone else while we have sexual relations
- I'm a grade A prick
- I forget birthdays
- I like sushi
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TestNamePleaseIgnore wrote: »- I have a tattoo addiction and will probably choose new ink over buying you a gift
- I enjoy being single
- I have a wandering eye
- I'm narcissistic
- I'll probably occasionally picture someone else while we have sexual relations
- I'm a grade A prick
- I forget birthdays
- I like sushi
Are you a Capricorn?
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JessicaJS23 wrote: »TestNamePleaseIgnore wrote: »- I have a tattoo addiction and will probably choose new ink over buying you a gift
- I enjoy being single
- I have a wandering eye
- I'm narcissistic
- I'll probably occasionally picture someone else while we have sexual relations
- I'm a grade A prick
- I forget birthdays
- I like sushi
Are you a Capricorn?
I am!1 -
TestNamePleaseIgnore wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »TestNamePleaseIgnore wrote: »- I have a tattoo addiction and will probably choose new ink over buying you a gift
- I enjoy being single
- I have a wandering eye
- I'm narcissistic
- I'll probably occasionally picture someone else while we have sexual relations
- I'm a grade A prick
- I forget birthdays
- I like sushi
Are you a Capricorn?
I am!
A textbook one at that!
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:laugh: I love the people here. Y'all warm my cold heart.2
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