I'm a horrible person to date because....

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  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    Louise1491 wrote: »
    _MistahJ_ wrote: »
    Louise1491 wrote: »
    ronevans534 wrote: »
    Louise1491 wrote: »
    ronevans534 wrote: »
    Because I'm madly in love with @Louise1491 B)

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    @ronevans534 did you tag the wrong Louise? I do that all the time...

    No, the right Louise lol <3
    @ronevans534 do you want me to send you a D pic? <3

    How else will he know if he meets your standards?
    I do have a PowerPoint presentation I send to all potential candidates so that they can see what is expected of them.
    It's NSFW though.

    Let me know when to check my inbox.
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  • JP_909
    JP_909 Posts: 816 Member
    I'm always working one way or the other
  • toned_thugs_n_harmony
    toned_thugs_n_harmony Posts: 1,001 Member
    I'm never home
    I'm super competitive
    I'm kind of a *kitten*
    I'll wear all your clothes
    I pretty much need you to be touching me at all times
    I'm always right
    and I love my dog more than you, and will make sure that you know it
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  • lisahebert186
    lisahebert186 Posts: 736 Member
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    lisahebert186 wrote: »
    I'm very nosey, ask ALOT of questions, I work a lot, I'll eat off your plate.
    That really happened to me. Turkish girl ate her food and then started dipping hands into my plate and finished my fries, I was like what the fudge.... Then when we were heading out, she reached out and held my hand like a couple would walk hand in hand. I hurried home as soon as possible. Turkish girls are pretty but too family connected - worse than desi girls. No wait, desi girls live at home :#

    I'm not that bad, I'll at least ask first!!
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,788 Member
    I'm too old, opinionated. I listen to music from the 60's and 70's. I don't text or take selfies.
  • gothchiq
    gothchiq Posts: 4,590 Member
    Because I can't pig out with you. :(
  • brianbgboy
    brianbgboy Posts: 393 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    brianbgboy wrote: »
    because im a giant. im 6'6" and 240lbs. it has its advantages for some ladies but others find it awkward...

    How you doin? ;)
    doing quite well thank you! and yourself?

  • MostlyWater
    MostlyWater Posts: 4,294 Member
    i'm married 30 years.
  • gothchiq
    gothchiq Posts: 4,590 Member
    Cutemesoon wrote: »
    1) I'm EXTREMELY private. Good luck getting to know me.
    2) I trust NO ONE. Good luck getting past my defenses.
    3) I don't like unsolicited touching.
    4) I have 0 tolerance for foolishness.
    5) I don't put out. Good luck getting some *kitten*!

    I know we already have a winner, but I award you silver :)
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
    DrenRigs wrote: »
    It'll be a fairy tale I hope you enjoy long walks at the beach lots of red Roses

    ^^^^ is this guy for real? because I think I just threw up in my mouth

    another reason not to date me: I think long walks on the beach are lame (because it's hard to walk on the sand, plus all the people playing Frisbee and beach volleyball and I don't want to get smacked in the head, and most of all because I don't live anywhere near a beach) and roses make me sneeze.

    oh - and I'm cynical...
  • brianbgboy
    brianbgboy Posts: 393 Member
    AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
    DrenRigs wrote: »
    It'll be a fairy tale I hope you enjoy long walks at the beach lots of red Roses

    ^^^^ is this guy for real? because I think I just threw up in my mouth

    another reason not to date me: I think long walks on the beach are lame (because it's hard to walk on the sand, plus all the people playing Frisbee and beach volleyball and I don't want to get smacked in the head, and most of all because I don't live anywhere near a beach) and roses make me sneeze.

    oh - and I'm cynical...
    now this is a woman I can dig real fast! I love it!

  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I'm a complete *kitten*.

    .... no plans on ever changing either.

    *shrug

  • brianbgboy
    brianbgboy Posts: 393 Member
    terable_t wrote: »
    I am a horrible person to date because I wear socks.. and crocs. Every.Day.
    whats wrong with that? its a comfortable combo right??

  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    Same
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    I hold a meaningful bond with you @Sugar_Pill <3
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    Sugar_Pill wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    I hold a meaningful bond with you @Sugar_Pill <3

    We could date?!
    I mean we pretty much do except the stealing of each other's food!

  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    edited August 2016
    gothchiq wrote: »
    Cutemesoon wrote: »
    1) I'm EXTREMELY private. Good luck getting to know me.
    2) I trust NO ONE. Good luck getting past my defenses.
    3) I don't like unsolicited touching.
    4) I have 0 tolerance for foolishness.
    5) I don't put out. Good luck getting some *kitten*!

    I know we already have a winner, but I award you silver :)

    Yay! Thanks! I'd like to accept this prestigious honor and thank all of the a holes that made me who I am today!
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    TheRoadDog wrote: »
    I'm too old, opinionated. I listen to music from the 60's and 70's. I don't text or take selfies.

    We are kindred spirits.
  • DarthJader89
    DarthJader89 Posts: 213 Member
    - I'm neurotic and obsessive
    - My moods can change so fast it'll give you whiplash (just feed me and it gets better)
    - I have really high expectations with everything in my life
  • sw33tp3a_1
    sw33tp3a_1 Posts: 795 Member
    I will eat all your foods.
  • Alienique
    Alienique Posts: 122 Member
    I don't believe in love, I'll probably always be more attached to my cat than you, and I enjoy arguing for the sake of it (sometimes).
  • TestNamePleaseIgnore
    TestNamePleaseIgnore Posts: 295 Member
    - I have a tattoo addiction and will probably choose new ink over buying you a gift
    - I enjoy being single
    - I have a wandering eye
    - I'm narcissistic
    - I'll probably occasionally picture someone else while we have sexual relations
    - I'm a grade A prick
    - I forget birthdays
    - I like sushi
  • TestNamePleaseIgnore
    TestNamePleaseIgnore Posts: 295 Member
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    TestNamePleaseIgnore wrote: »
    - I have a tattoo addiction and will probably choose new ink over buying you a gift
    - I enjoy being single
    - I have a wandering eye
    - I'm narcissistic
    - I'll probably occasionally picture someone else while we have sexual relations
    - I'm a grade A prick
    - I forget birthdays
    - I like sushi

    Are you a Capricorn?

    I am!
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
    TestNamePleaseIgnore wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    TestNamePleaseIgnore wrote: »
    - I have a tattoo addiction and will probably choose new ink over buying you a gift
    - I enjoy being single
    - I have a wandering eye
    - I'm narcissistic
    - I'll probably occasionally picture someone else while we have sexual relations
    - I'm a grade A prick
    - I forget birthdays
    - I like sushi

    Are you a Capricorn?

    I am!

    A textbook one at that! :)


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  • TestNamePleaseIgnore
    TestNamePleaseIgnore Posts: 295 Member
    edited August 2016
    :laugh: I love the people here. Y'all warm my cold heart.
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