I'm a horrible person to date because....
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GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »TestNamePleaseIgnore wrote: »JessicaJS23 wrote: »TestNamePleaseIgnore wrote: »- I have a tattoo addiction and will probably choose new ink over buying you a gift
- I enjoy being single
- I have a wandering eye
- I'm narcissistic
- I'll probably occasionally picture someone else while we have sexual relations
- I'm a grade A prick
- I forget birthdays
- I like sushi
Are you a Capricorn?
I am!
A textbook one at that!
ooohhh do me next?? What am I?
I need a list like his. Pros and cons.
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We need a fortune telling thread6
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We need a fortune telling thread
Tarot ~ Way More Scientific than Fortune Telling as I do those on the regular for myself.
Tarot and My Readings, This would be why I am a horrible person to date, I would be throwing down cards for you all the time, knowing stuff that would creep you out and it would drive you nuts and also I practice monogamy and am in a relationship. Plus I adore music of all sorts and would blast random tunes day in, day out at random hours and this might get annoying. I don't believe in music played softly. Oh....and I would burn white sage throughout the house to get rid of the bad juju and feng shui it! Ring bells etc...you get the drift. True Story.
Did you just use the word scientific to describe tarot? 2 -
supernurse_84 wrote: »I've thought of another:
I have an inappropriate sense of humor......and I love it.
I've been know to drop the "f" bomb a few times, that's not really lady like, but I don't care.
You say these like they're BAD things...
It's typically frowned up in my area/ circles. I look like a very nice, demur lady, but I have my inappropriate side.0 -
We need a fortune telling thread
Tarot ~ Way More Scientific than Fortune Telling as I do those on the regular for myself.
Tarot and My Readings, This would be why I am a horrible person to date, I would be throwing down cards for you all the time, knowing stuff that would creep you out and it would drive you nuts and also I practice monogamy and am in a relationship. Plus I adore music of all sorts and would blast random tunes day in, day out at random hours and this might get annoying. I don't believe in music played softly. Oh....and I would burn white sage throughout the house to get rid of the bad juju and feng shui it! Ring bells etc...you get the drift. True Story.
Did you just use the word scientific to describe tarot?
Yep, In a completely ironic way. I should've put a little *cheeky grin* next to that bit! :-)
Anyways tarot can be good fun if taken with a grain of salt!
Im a horrible person to date because i don't get sarcasm!1 -
I hate sports. All sports.1
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- I'm sarcastic
- Sometimes jealous
- Escape when tied down1 -
We need a fortune telling thread
Tarot ~ Way More Scientific than Fortune Telling as I do those on the regular for myself.
Tarot and My Readings, This would be why I am a horrible person to date, I would be throwing down cards for you all the time, knowing stuff that would creep you out and it would drive you nuts and also I practice monogamy and am in a relationship. Plus I adore music of all sorts and would blast random tunes day in, day out at random hours and this might get annoying. I don't believe in music played softly. Oh....and I would burn white sage throughout the house to get rid of the bad juju and feng shui it! Ring bells etc...you get the drift. True Story.
Did you just use the word scientific to describe tarot?
Yep, In a completely ironic way. I should've put a little *cheeky grin* next to that bit! :-)
Anyways tarot can be good fun if taken with a grain of salt!
Im a horrible person to date because i don't get sarcasm!
Well dang and I thought we would be a match made on MFP0 -
I will always take the first drink of your pop if you get one lol0
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because the hubs wouldn't be cool with it
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jollyjoe321 wrote: »- I'm sarcastic
- Sometimes jealous
- Escape when tied down
Then they weren't doing it right!1 -
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- I'm awkward and insecure.
- Haven't dated anyone since 1994.
- I have five cats.
- I'm going to die alone, and I think I've come to terms with that.
- I'm sarcastic, sometimes sullen, and I have no idea how to be in any relationship whatsoever.
Time to get back to work.4 -
Because i refuse to wear pants on a sunday4
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-I'm apparently too honest.
-I have a very high barrier and find it hard to let someone in.
-I find it near on impossible to accept compliments.
-sometimes people don't realise when I'm being sarcastic.. (Usually 94% of the time)
-I believe in loyalty too much.0 -
Louise1491 wrote: »
I would assume because the church goers find it "sinful" when hes going up for communion?2 -
Im crap at asking questions so i will know nothing about you unless you offer up this info . I cant talk dirty if my life depended on it so flirting is difficult and awkward.0
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babzogden1962 wrote: »Im crap at asking questions so i will know nothing about you unless you offer up this info . I cant talk dirty if my life depended on it so flirting is difficult and awkward.
I can't talk dirty either. I start laughing. It's awkward for me to say your name in the middle of everything. The Who's Your Daddy thing makes me roll my eyes. I think some expect total porn star action. Start watching with the volume off and it would be more realistic as to how I am!
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babzogden1962 wrote: »Im crap at asking questions so i will know nothing about you unless you offer up this info . I cant talk dirty if my life depended on it so flirting is difficult and awkward.
I can't talk dirty either. I start laughing. It's awkward for me to say your name in the middle of everything. The Who's Your Daddy thing makes me roll my eyes. I think some expect total porn star action. Start watching with the volume off and it would be more realistic as to how I am!
Yup I'm with you on all levels im a sapiosexual . intelligent conversation turns me on .I hate being called sexy I think its so superficial. And usually that's the last thing I feel.0 -
I'm scary looking in person
I tend to intimidate folks with out knowing I'm doing it
I have high walls, only the brave try to break them
Im antisocial deep down inside.
I would rather be home with my cat and dogs, than on a date.
If the date interferes with gym schedule your out of luck..2 -
My sex drive is way too high.
I don't believe in monogamy anymore.
I'd rather go out dancing every night then sit at home with you.
I need to be kissed....a lot.
I only like guys who drive big, sexy trucks....if you've got a car, you're out (unless it's a chevelle)
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mntnwmn477 wrote: »My sex drive is way too high.
I don't believe in monogamy anymore.
I'd rather go out dancing every night then sit at home with you.
I need to be kissed....a lot.
I only like guys who drive big, sexy trucks....if you've got a car, you're out (unless it's a chevelle)
what a fast motorcycles... ? or do you like the guys who compensate for small dicks with big trucks.1 -
mountman2012 wrote: »mntnwmn477 wrote: »My sex drive is way too high.
I don't believe in monogamy anymore.
I'd rather go out dancing every night then sit at home with you.
I need to be kissed....a lot.
I only like guys who drive big, sexy trucks....if you've got a car, you're out (unless it's a chevelle)
what a fast motorcycles... ? or do you like the guys who compensate for small dicks with big trucks.
Not a fan of motorcycles. And not all men with big trucks have small dicks
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TestNamePleaseIgnore wrote: »- I have a tattoo addiction and will probably choose new ink over buying you a gift
- I enjoy being single
- I have a wandering eye
- I'm narcissistic
- I'll probably occasionally picture someone else while we have sexual relations
- I'm a grade A prick
- I forget birthdays
- I like sushi
You sound like my next ex-husband.1 -
I can come off as cold
Sometimes I start screaming during arguments
I don't like doing housework
I finish my plate
I'm an alcoholic
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