I'm a horrible person to date because....

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  • DarthJader89
    DarthJader89 Posts: 213 Member
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    - I'm neurotic and obsessive
    - My moods can change so fast it'll give you whiplash (just feed me and it gets better)
    - I have really high expectations with everything in my life
  • sw33tp3a_1
    sw33tp3a_1 Posts: 795 Member
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    I will eat all your foods.
  • Alienique
    Alienique Posts: 122 Member
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    I don't believe in love, I'll probably always be more attached to my cat than you, and I enjoy arguing for the sake of it (sometimes).
  • TestNamePleaseIgnore
    TestNamePleaseIgnore Posts: 295 Member
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    - I have a tattoo addiction and will probably choose new ink over buying you a gift
    - I enjoy being single
    - I have a wandering eye
    - I'm narcissistic
    - I'll probably occasionally picture someone else while we have sexual relations
    - I'm a grade A prick
    - I forget birthdays
    - I like sushi
  • TestNamePleaseIgnore
    TestNamePleaseIgnore Posts: 295 Member
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    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    TestNamePleaseIgnore wrote: »
    - I have a tattoo addiction and will probably choose new ink over buying you a gift
    - I enjoy being single
    - I have a wandering eye
    - I'm narcissistic
    - I'll probably occasionally picture someone else while we have sexual relations
    - I'm a grade A prick
    - I forget birthdays
    - I like sushi

    Are you a Capricorn?

    I am!
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    TestNamePleaseIgnore wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    TestNamePleaseIgnore wrote: »
    - I have a tattoo addiction and will probably choose new ink over buying you a gift
    - I enjoy being single
    - I have a wandering eye
    - I'm narcissistic
    - I'll probably occasionally picture someone else while we have sexual relations
    - I'm a grade A prick
    - I forget birthdays
    - I like sushi

    Are you a Capricorn?

    I am!

    A textbook one at that! :)


  • TestNamePleaseIgnore
    TestNamePleaseIgnore Posts: 295 Member
    edited August 2016
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    :laugh: I love the people here. Y'all warm my cold heart.
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    GnothiSeauton23 wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    TestNamePleaseIgnore wrote: »
    JessicaJS23 wrote: »
    TestNamePleaseIgnore wrote: »
    - I have a tattoo addiction and will probably choose new ink over buying you a gift
    - I enjoy being single
    - I have a wandering eye
    - I'm narcissistic
    - I'll probably occasionally picture someone else while we have sexual relations
    - I'm a grade A prick
    - I forget birthdays
    - I like sushi

    Are you a Capricorn?

    I am!

    A textbook one at that! :)


    ooohhh do me next?? What am I?

    I need a list like his. Pros and cons.

  • Erik8484
    Erik8484 Posts: 458 Member
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    bellabari wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    We need a fortune telling thread

    Tarot ~ Way More Scientific than Fortune Telling as I do those on the regular for myself.

    Tarot and My Readings, This would be why I am a horrible person to date, I would be throwing down cards for you all the time, knowing stuff that would creep you out and it would drive you nuts and also I practice monogamy and am in a relationship. Plus I adore music of all sorts and would blast random tunes day in, day out at random hours and this might get annoying. I don't believe in music played softly. Oh....and I would burn white sage throughout the house to get rid of the bad juju and feng shui it! Ring bells etc...you get the drift. True Story.

    Did you just use the word scientific to describe tarot? :)
  • JukeboxHeroine
    JukeboxHeroine Posts: 348 Member
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    bigpoppa_ wrote: »
    supernurse_84 wrote: »
    I've thought of another:
    I have an inappropriate sense of humor......and I love it.
    I've been know to drop the "f" bomb a few times, that's not really lady like, but I don't care.

    You say these like they're BAD things...

    It's typically frowned up in my area/ circles. I look like a very nice, demur lady, but I have my inappropriate side.
  • Erik8484
    Erik8484 Posts: 458 Member
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    bellabari wrote: »
    Erik8484 wrote: »
    bellabari wrote: »
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    We need a fortune telling thread

    Tarot ~ Way More Scientific than Fortune Telling as I do those on the regular for myself.

    Tarot and My Readings, This would be why I am a horrible person to date, I would be throwing down cards for you all the time, knowing stuff that would creep you out and it would drive you nuts and also I practice monogamy and am in a relationship. Plus I adore music of all sorts and would blast random tunes day in, day out at random hours and this might get annoying. I don't believe in music played softly. Oh....and I would burn white sage throughout the house to get rid of the bad juju and feng shui it! Ring bells etc...you get the drift. True Story.

    Did you just use the word scientific to describe tarot? :)

    Yep, In a completely ironic way. I should've put a little *cheeky grin* next to that bit! :-)

    Anyways tarot can be good fun if taken with a grain of salt!

    Im a horrible person to date because i don't get sarcasm!
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
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    I hate sports. All sports.

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