I'm a horrible person to date because....

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  • Cutemesoon
    Cutemesoon Posts: 2,646 Member
    edited August 2016
    1) I'm EXTREMELY private. Good luck getting to know me.
    2) I trust NO ONE. Good luck getting past my defenses.
    3) I don't like unsolicited touching.
    4) I have 0 tolerance for foolishness.
    5) I don't put out. Good luck getting some *kitten*!
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  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    I drive to fast, i talk too much, i get really nervous, im ugly
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    arleban wrote: »
    Because it puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again!!!

    I'm sometimes too silly when I should be serious.

    Because it puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again!!!
  • lenoresdream
    lenoresdream Posts: 522 Member
    I have severe trauma and trust issues from the years of emotional abuse from bad boyfriends. I've been single so long to find myself and get help to overcome trauma that I don't know how to be in a relationship anymore. Or if I ever could be again.

    Also now I really want a hug from @Verchild lol
  • Mdistler92
    Mdistler92 Posts: 13 Member
    Jesus, where to begin XD
    I have been told I'm intimidating and brash.
    My defense mechanism is to laugh.
    I have an inappropriate sense of humor.
    I get bored easily.
    I have an annoying subconscious need to be right on everything.
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
    Mdistler92 wrote: »
    Jesus, where to begin XD
    I have been told I'm intimidating and brash.
    My defense mechanism is to laugh.
    I have an inappropriate sense of humor.
    I get bored easily.
    I have an annoying subconscious need to be right on everything.

    Wow. I have found my doppelganger.
  • DrenRigs
    DrenRigs Posts: 448 Member
    Cutemesoon wrote: »
    1) I'm EXTREMELY private. Good luck getting to know me.
    2) I trust NO ONE. Good luck getting past my defenses.
    3) I don't like unsolicited touching.
    4) I have 0 tolerance for foolishness.
    5) I don't put out. Good luck getting some *kitten*!

    Doesn't sound like challenge it's just going to be 50 50 then

  • fat2fitbunana
    fat2fitbunana Posts: 15 Member
    I treat dating like an experiment
  • MsQ80
    MsQ80 Posts: 204 Member
    I'm waaaaay to sarcastic.. Probs to sexual.. And I apologize a lot.
  • moya_bleh
    moya_bleh Posts: 1,375 Member
    I'm terrible to date because:

    1. I'm only 5ft 8 (gross!)
    2. I have a face that can curdle milk in a fridge
    3. After years of being single and being told points 1 and 2 repeatedly by the dating pool to the point where it completely destroyed my self-worth, I've accepted and began to really enjoy being single and looking after myself.
    4. I'm in my 40s, and the reality of dating at my age is that I'll expected to work all of the hours that God sends to be nothing more than a 'replacement husband' and pick up the responsibilities of where the ex left off. I've seen my friends who are in relationships and they are miserable.

    So in a nutshell, don't date me!
  • Damien_K
    Damien_K Posts: 783 Member
    I enjoy my space way too much to share it with someone else.
  • memickee
    memickee Posts: 250 Member
    1. If I am super attracted to you, I forget how to speak English.
    2. Because I need a lot of alone time.
    3. Can't cook, and really don't want to learn.
  • MTgal477
    MTgal477 Posts: 829 Member
    This is the best thread ever!!!! Hahaha
  • Pterod
    Pterod Posts: 131 Member
    I'm insatiable, my husband hates it.
  • Shrinking_Xtina
    Shrinking_Xtina Posts: 478 Member
    1. I take everything personally
    2. I like to argue.
    3. I'll eat all the peanut butter
  • 427_Cobra
    427_Cobra Posts: 13 Member
    Finally a thread I can chime in on. :wink:

    After being married and then dating post D, I realized that a lot of women are complete azz bags. It became a game of competing and who could do the most for them. Women marry the first time around for love, the second for money and my bank account didn't measure up. And after several attempts to prove them wrong, I outright gave the hell up. That was 6 years ago.

    As for me being "un-datable", it's simple;

    I don't trust that people are truthful and genuine
    I am the proverbial "nice guy", which your mom would be proud of you for, but you want the bad boy type.
    I am far too sarcastic and tease too much
    I am a workaholic since being alone puts me in "survival mode"
    Physical appearance is important to me ... "but she's a nice girl" I always heard. lol
  • Verchild
    Verchild Posts: 866 Member
    melmelw03 wrote: »
    I forgot to add to my list that I'm extremely sarcastic and a giant smartass.
    That would have been good to know... XD
    Angela937 wrote: »
    I might throw up on you!
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, but it would be worth it.
    MsQ80 wrote: »
    I'm waaaaay to sarcastic.. Probs to sexual.. And I apologize a lot.
    That is nothing to apologize for. :P
  • GymRatSF
    GymRatSF Posts: 8,903 Member
    1. I don't take life seriously enough
    2. I am sarcastic
    3. I expect people to be honest
    4. I am a nice guy and we always seem to finish last.
    5. I take care of myself and expect the same from a woman
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    I'm full of chit and constantly make random things up just to see if people believe me, then laugh at them when they do.
  • BreonnaQueen
    BreonnaQueen Posts: 58 Member
    1. I'll order a hamburger and a salad. You'll order a hamburger and fries yet I will reach over and eat half of those fries on your place.
    2. I hate being told No.
    3. I turn any situation into a song.. sometimes the songs aren't that great

  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    @Verchild
    Maybe I need to add the sarcasm disclaimer to the bouts of random cursing one on my profile description. :grimace:
  • JukeboxHeroine
    JukeboxHeroine Posts: 348 Member
    I've thought of another:
    I have an inappropriate sense of humor......and I love it.
    I've been know to drop the "f" bomb a few times, that's not really lady like, but I don't care.
  • bigpoppa_
    bigpoppa_ Posts: 207 Member
    supernurse_84 wrote: »
    I've thought of another:
    I have an inappropriate sense of humor......and I love it.
    I've been know to drop the "f" bomb a few times, that's not really lady like, but I don't care.

    You say these like they're BAD things...
  • arleban
    arleban Posts: 369 Member
    supernurse_84 wrote: »
    1. I don't like to talk on the phone ( text me bro)
    2. I require alone time
    3. I don't like to be controlled or control anyone else
    4. I like to roll over and pass out after " fun time" i.e. I forget to cuddle.

    My people!
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  • arleban
    arleban Posts: 369 Member
    Angela937 wrote: »
    I might throw up on you!

    oh come on. he deserved that.
  • ladydy911
    ladydy911 Posts: 126 Member
    1. I am very sarcastic and most people don't pick up on it.
    2. I work way to much.
    3. My mind never stops.
    4. I tend to get off subject quite easily
    5. I love to read, any book, any subject matter, any time.
    6. I love the beach.
    7. I love wine.
    8. Wait, nevermind.
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